Old Diamond Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 10 hours ago, Monkey Tennis said: Surely a whoosh? OK I am of the Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin Generation, but I do know of the DKs , so yes a whooshette 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Old Diamond said: OK I am of the Pink Floyd/Led Zeppelin Generation, but I do know of the DKs , so yes a whooshette Teddy was alive and well at the time mind. More than can be said of his passenger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post The DA Posted January 27, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 27, 2020 Shamelessly nicked from Twitter. Son: “I was awarded the ‘Leslie Nielsen badge’ at school today” Dad: “What's that?” Son: “It's a big building full of pupils and teachers, but that's not important right now.” 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 6 hours ago, The DA said: Shamelessly nicked from Twitter. Son: “I was awarded the ‘Leslie Nielsen badge’ at school today” Dad: “What's that?” Son: “It's a big building full of pupils and teachers, but that's not important right now.” Shirley you can't be serious? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 On 25/01/2020 at 17:45, BillyAnchor said: I am assuming she is some sort of vegan and wouldn't even go for pizza in Woking. A place called WOKEing? Greta would be right in there. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Doesn't anyone want these free pints of Corona? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 9 minutes ago, Bishop Briggs said: Doesn't anyone want these free pints of Corona? ^^^ @Bairnardo returns with 2 half pints. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Newbornbairn Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 "So squirting isn't real, it's just urine isn't it?" Interviewer - "I meant any questions about the job" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Abbey Clancy asks Peter Crouch "have you got something to tell me?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 A Roman centurion walks into a bar hold up 2 fingers and says 5 beers please. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 13 minutes ago, Theroadlesstravelled said: A Roman centurion walks into a bar hold up 2 fingers and says 5 beers please. Is that the same one who ordered a Martinus, and when the barman asked if he meant 'Martini' replied, "If I wanted two I'd have said that!"? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 23 hours ago, Bishop Briggs said: Abbey Clancy asks Peter Crouch "have you got something to tell me?" Why the hell is she wearing platform soles? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted February 2, 2020 Share Posted February 2, 2020 My mate was working in a trendy bar. A gorgeous but dumb blonde came in and asked for a double entendre. So he gave her one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Diamond Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 On 01/02/2020 at 22:50, Bishop Briggs said: Abbey Clancy asks Peter Crouch "have you got something to tell me?" Wid - but I'd need someone to put me up to it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 Bairnardo would go up on her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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