19QOS19 Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 That is outstanding [emoji38] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 Ricky Gervais sticks it to the Hollywood hypocrites. Absolutely hilarious, especially the expressions on Tom Hanks's face. That was superb 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 I always felt Gervais's stand-up was too try-hard, but this is really well conceived and performed. The delivery of the Sophie's Choice joke is sublime. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 (edited) Ricky Gervais saved his Harvey Weinstein dig for the last award. Sum boi! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c7X6k701Xo Edited January 7, 2020 by Bishop Briggs 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Utter Roaster Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 So this 3' 6" tall fortune teller got nicked for robbing from her clients. While waiting on a trial date, she gets smuggled out of prison, so the polis put up wanted posters all over town saying 'SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 3 hours ago, Utter Roaster said: So this 3' 6" tall fortune teller got nicked for robbing from her clients. While waiting on a trial date, she gets smuggled out of prison, so the polis put up wanted posters all over town saying 'SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE'. She would have been delighted at getting out, I guess police are yet to find that happy medium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 So you need a job to earn some cash and pay off Meghan's Mastercard bills? As a fellow Old Etonian, I really want to help. But I can't offer you much as your Granny is seriously pissed off. How about our new ambassador to Iran? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 So this 3' 6" tall fortune teller got nicked for robbing from her clients. While waiting on a trial date, she gets smuggled out of prison, so the polis put up wanted posters all over town saying 'SMALL MEDIUM at LARGE'.@Bairnardo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 (edited) A Lionel Ritchie concert has been cancelled after an Asian man was spotted on the roof of the venue. Reporters say he was “Dan Singh on the ceiling”. Edited January 13, 2020 by IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 When police caught up with him he said: Hello....Is it me you're looking for..? Why 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: A Lionel Ritchie concert has been cancelled after an Asian man was spotted on the roof of the venue. Reporters say he was “Dan Singh on the ceiling”. Had he been there from dusk till dawn ?? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 12 hours ago, hearthammer said: Had he been there from dusk till dawn ?? All night long. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 18 minutes ago, Ross. said: All night long. That, cryptically, was the . . . . . . . . . -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 13 minutes ago, hearthammer said: That, cryptically, was the . . . . . . . . . That much I figured, aye, but this is not a place for finesse. The blunt end of your hammer is the tool for P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 6 minutes ago, Ross. said: That much I figured, aye, ... Truly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, hk blues said: Truly? This one could end up Running with the Night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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