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A Scotsman, Irishman, Englishman and stunning blonde are sitting in a train carriage.

The train goes through a tunnel and the carriage is plunged into darkness. Suddenly, a loud “smack” can be heard and when the train emerges into daylight, the Englishman is sitting holding his face which is now bright red.

He thinks “someone must have touched up the blonde girl and she thought it was me”

The Irishman thinks “he must have made a move on her and she’s slapped him, good on her”

The blonde girl thinks “he must have tried to feel me up but got one of them instead, and they have smacked him”

The Scotsman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can thump that English c**t again”

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One night, as he finished his last beer, Joe's doorbell
rang. He answered the door and found a six-foot cockroach
standing there. The bug grabbed him by the neck and
threw him across the room, then left.
The next night, the doorbell rang, and found the same six-
foot cockroach standing there. The big bug punched him in
the stomach, then left.
The same thing happened the next night. This time, he was
kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled
over in pain. Then the big bug left.
The following day, Joe went to see his doctor. He explained
the events of the preceding four nights. "What can I do?"
he pleaded.
"Not much" the doctor replied. "There's just a nasty bug
going around."

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