jagfox Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 20 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Q, Aarhus? Where's that? A, In the middle of our street. It's Denmark m9... My internet was down yesterday so I chatted to my wife for a change. I was surprised to learn that she didn't work for Woolworths anymore. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 My wife’s fanny smells of roses But Roses is much tighter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Paddy thought he had finally found the right girl for him But after having a look in her knickers drawer and finding a French maids outfit , a nurses uniform and a policewomans uniform he binned her If she can’t hold down a job for any length of time she wasn’t for him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 1 hour ago, kennysmassiveego said: My wife’s fanny smells of like roses But Roses is much tighter (Minimum edit to make this a joke when read aloud.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 On 03/08/2018 at 15:58, G_Man1985 said: I was going to tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. I know how you feel. I was gonna tell my pizza joke but it's too cheesy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LincolnHearts Posted September 11, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 11, 2018 No wonder this country is fucked. You can commit murder then get to play a gig at The Echo Arena. 20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 On a tour of Ireland, Diane Abbott was asked if she enjoyed County Down. She said she preferred it when Carol Vorderman did it. -4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I've got an Irish mate who knows nothing about France. Paddy Day. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I'm not surprised Hornby did well for the U21s the other night, word is he's a model trainer... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 minute ago, tamthebam said: I'm not surprised Hornby did well for the U21s the other night, word is he's a model trainer... He'll be well chuffed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He'll be well chuffed. he's certainly on the right track 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 9 minutes ago, tamthebam said: he's certainly on the right track and won't get above his station. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Nah, he'll be off the rails before long. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 A couple are sitting watching TV , the husband keeps flicking between channnels golf, porn ,golf, porn, golf , porn, golf, porn ,golf , porn ‘the wife says “ for f*ck sake leave it on the porn You know how to play golf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: I'm not surprised Hornby did well for the U21s the other night, word is he's a model trainer... How do you gauge that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 6 hours ago, hearthammer said: I've got an Irish mate who knows nothing about France. Paddy Day. I know I'm being dense but... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I know I'm being dense but...Good good. Not just me then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 4 minutes ago, BigBo10 said: Good good. Not just me then. No idea either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 I know I'm being dense but... “pas d’idée” is french for “no idea” and is pronounced roughly the same as “Paddy Day” You can laugh now For those that didn’t need help with that here’s one for you Kim Jong Un a une jumelle Elle s’appelle Kim Jong Une 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 minute ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: “pas d’idée” is french for no idea and is pronounced roughly the same as “Paddy Day” You can laugh now Oi, ferme la bouche toi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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