Njord Posted January 3, 2016 Share Posted January 3, 2016 I invented a new word today. 'Plagiarism'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 What do you call a rangers (rip) fan in a suit??? The accused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Is it just me or are jokes becoming less popular nowadays? There used to always be good jokes flying about and now when this comes up the only ones I know are from my childhood years, it's as if they're a thing of the past. I blame social media. Anyway, Irish family sitting in front of the TV and the husband says to the wife "close your legs, the K-I-D-S can see your c**t" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Rangers died. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohanaman Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Was gonnae make a joke about religion, but I couldn't think of nun... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 Which cheese can you use to get a bear out of a cave? Come on bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted January 4, 2016 Share Posted January 4, 2016 How do you know ET is a Celtic fan? Because he looks like one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 Which cheese can you use to get a bear out of a cave? Come on bear What do you call cheese that's not yours? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 5, 2016 Share Posted January 5, 2016 What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Was gonnae make a joke about religion, but I couldn't think of nun... Should that not finish, ..................but nun came to mind? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Should that not finish, ..................but nun came to mind? Don't be too harsh with your criticism He's just a novice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Should that not finish, ..................but nun came to mind? Check you, acting all Superior. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 Should that not finish, ..................but nun came to mind?Have you just pope'd on to this thread to point that out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 These puns are making me rather cross. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 When do the jokes start? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 When do the jokes start? Wait, I know this. Is it...tee hee...FUN O'clock? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albino Rover Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 (edited) I dont know, when do the jokes start? Jokes the coal men start at 5am. (Dirty jokes.) Edited January 6, 2016 by Albino Rover 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 A duck walks into a library and asks, "Got any duck food?"The librarian replies, "Ha, no, I'm sorry, this is a library, there's a garden centre just up the road though, they might have some"The next day the duck walks into the same library and asks, "Got any duck food?""No, I told you yesterday - this is a library."The next day the duck walks into the same library and asks, "Got any duck food?""Look, I've told you no twice already - if you ask me one more time then I'm gonna nail your f***in' beak to this f***in' desk, you got that?!" The third day the duck walks into the same library and asks,"Got any nails?""Nails? Erm, no!""Good. Got any duck food?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMC13 Posted January 6, 2016 Share Posted January 6, 2016 A duck walks into a library and asks, "Got any duck food?" The librarian replies, "Ha, no, I'm sorry, this is a library, there's a garden centre just up the road though, they might have some" The next day the duck walks into the same library and asks, "Got any duck food?" "No, I told you yesterday - this is a library." The next day the duck walks into the same library and asks, "Got any duck food?" "Look, I've told you no twice already - if you ask me one more time then I'm gonna nail your f***in' beak to this f***in' desk, you got that?!" The third day the duck walks into the same library and asks,"Got any nails?" "Nails? Erm, no!" "Good. Got any duck food?" And then he waddled away, waddle, waddle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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