ICTChris Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/ Have any P&Bers ever - attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg? - run naked through Toys r Us? - brandished a cricket bat at passers by? - kidnapped a six year old child? or any combination of the above? I myself have done none of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Cant say i have either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 "He came to this country in April 2014 to support a friend Dundee United but became disillusioned. He took green tablets he had found in a Kinder Egg on the street in a suicide bid before this happened." Explains it all really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/ Have any P&Bers ever - attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg? No - run naked through Toys r Us? Would wearing drag in Halfords count? - brandished a cricket bat at passers by? Yes. - kidnapped a six year old child? No or any combination of the above? I myself have done none of those things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted December 22, 2015 Author Share Posted December 22, 2015 "He came to this country in April 2014 to support a friend Dundee United but became disillusioned. He took green tablets he had found in a Kinder Egg on the street in a suicide bid before this happened." Explains it all really. I was half expecting it to be Darren Jackson, he looks rough as f**k these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I was half expecting it to be Darren Jackson, he looks rough as f**k these days. And skint... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/ Have any P&Bers ever - attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg? No - run naked through Toys r Us? Would wearing drag in Halfords count? - brandished a cricket bat at passers by? Yes. - kidnapped a six year old child? No or any combination of the above? I myself have done none of those things. Tell us more about this brandishing a cricket bat at passers by escapade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Anyone checked on Dee mans where about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 The Toys R Us boy is a hero of the Have I Got Local News For You thread. The only thing the story lacks is a seagull angles otherwise it would have the full house of typical Dundee drama from the last couple of years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Anyone checked on Dee mans where about? I regret nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Second Andy Goram Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 What a night that was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 What a night that was ^^^ Heavily into grabbing little boys. Beast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Ran about with his knob out shouting Howzat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I didn't read the story before accusing demean of this but now pretty sure it wasn't him. One of those stories that gets exaggerated to fill a page in the paper, I feel for the perpetrator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Ran about with his knob out shouting Howzat? The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard. http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/ Have any P&Bers ever - attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg? - run naked through Toys r Us? - brandished a cricket bat at passers by? - kidnapped a six year old child? or any combination of the above? I myself have done none of those things. I've brandished a cricket bat at passers by. So, 1 out of 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eindhovendee Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 I didn't read the story before accusing demean of this but now pretty sure it wasn't him. One of those stories that gets exaggerated to fill a page in the paper, I feel for the perpetrator. Exactly, a Polish guy playing cricket in Dundee? Aye right. We're shite at cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 A Polish loony criminal and a Kinder Egg with green eccys in it. Dundee's version of Jack And The Beanstalk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Aye, he still hasn't fucked off down under yet. I was waiting to do this before I leave. It's been on my bucket list for a while to run naked around Toys R Us brandishing a cricket bat while taking a 6 year old kid hostage in both hemispheres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted December 22, 2015 Share Posted December 22, 2015 Ill stick this in here https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-with-f-cops-and-devil-horns-tattooed-on-115054336.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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