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A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard.

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/

Have any P&Bers ever

- attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg?

- run naked through Toys r Us?

- brandished a cricket bat at passers by?

- kidnapped a six year old child?

or any combination of the above?

I myself have done none of those things.

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"He came to this country in April 2014 to support a friend Dundee United but became disillusioned. He took green tablets he had found in a Kinder Egg on the street in a suicide bid before this happened."

Explains it all really.

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A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard.

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/

Have any P&Bers ever

- attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg? No

- run naked through Toys r Us? Would wearing drag in Halfords count?

- brandished a cricket bat at passers by? Yes.

- kidnapped a six year old child? No

or any combination of the above?

I myself have done none of those things.

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"He came to this country in April 2014 to support a friend Dundee United but became disillusioned. He took green tablets he had found in a Kinder Egg on the street in a suicide bid before this happened."

Explains it all really.

I was half expecting it to be Darren Jackson, he looks rough as f**k these days.

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A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard.

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/

Have any P&Bers ever

- attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg? No

- run naked through Toys r Us? Would wearing drag in Halfords count?

- brandished a cricket bat at passers by? Yes.

- kidnapped a six year old child? No

or any combination of the above?

I myself have done none of those things.

Tell us more about this brandishing a cricket bat at passers by escapade.

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A man ran naked through Dundee Toys R Us while brandishing a cricket bat and having abducted a six year old, a court has heard.

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/1336920-naked-man-abducted-six-year-old-after-running-amok-through-toys-r-us/

Have any P&Bers ever

- attempted to commit suicide by taking pills you found in a Kinder egg?

- run naked through Toys r Us?

- brandished a cricket bat at passers by?

- kidnapped a six year old child?

or any combination of the above?

I myself have done none of those things.

I've brandished a cricket bat at passers by. So, 1 out of 4.

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I didn't read the story before accusing demean of this but now pretty sure it wasn't him.

One of those stories that gets exaggerated to fill a page in the paper, I feel for the perpetrator.

Exactly, a Polish guy playing cricket in Dundee?

Aye right.

We're shite at cricket.

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Aye, he still hasn't fucked off down under yet.

I was waiting to do this before I leave. It's been on my bucket list for a while to run naked around Toys R Us brandishing a cricket bat while taking a 6 year old kid hostage in both hemispheres.

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