mrcat1990 Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 HeartsBest Poster of 2015 So with the post Christmas comedown I am here to lift your spirits up again with the awards for the Jambos. One of those winners who was a clear fucking favourite from the start, take a bow paranoid android as you are this years best Hearts poster! Just generally an all round good egg and good poster I would say. Can't really add more to that. 2nd place - Jambo Mikey3rd Place - shared by Topcat and CGRWorst Poster of 2015He was banned initially for making fun of a fan that died at a football game, he kept returning to face new bans, he was then allowed back, went into smug WUM mode overdrive and then became one of the biggest shitebags in P&B history by doing a runner after Hearts got beat. Yes folks, the winner by some distance was Elixir/Paulo Sergio. A steady mix of vikingTon lite and Lex's uper fanism, oor Paulo was certainly disliked. His shitebagness though really sealed the victory, although I do wonder if he actually died? Does anyone on here know him personally and want to check up on him? Anyway take a bow you fucking pussy wherever you are. 2nd place - Shared between Gavilinas and Thundercats3rd place - Shared between paranoid android, Omar Little, Darren and Hearts Daft who all received one single vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Whit? Wait 'til I show this to my mum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Paulo apparently still posts on the Hearts forum, and seemingly completely contradicts what he posted on here in a blatant refusal to admit hes wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Paulo apparently still posts on the Hearts forum, and seemingly completely contradicts what he posted on here in a blatant refusal to admit hes wrong Cast no shadow is his username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Cast no shadow is his username. Little stalking c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaviliunas Posted December 26, 2015 Share Posted December 26, 2015 Silver, we've made it thundercats, we've made it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 Inverness Caledonian ThistleBest Poster of 2015 Incredibly hard to find an amusing but safe for work gif/picture for this years winner. In former years I think there was only one real candidate for this category, however times have changed. Rolling into top stop is Bobby Skidmarks. Considered by many to not only be the best ICT poster, but also one of the best on the site. Ol' Bob has had a great year on here. Scoring highly due to his several jokes about a terminally ill footballer and great overall contributions to the hit and miss General Nonsesnse subforum. Does he even post about ICT? f**k it, he's good enough either way. Take a bow champ!2nd place - Stephen Malkmus - Think he only joined this year but has done well. Also likes Pavement so top fella. 3rd Place - ICTChris - Still good just no longer the best.Worst Poster of 2015You should all feel really, really, really sorry for this poster. He has to work really hard on a boat which apparently is beneath the rest of us wimpy mortals. He is basically a hero. Yes folks the winner of course is Stoned Sailor. Anyone that claims the term "teuchter" is racist and posts repeatedly on the BRALT has to be a bit of a dick splash. Take a bow, just watch you don't go overboard or anything. 2nd place - Shared between ICTChris, Stephen Malkmus and Sophia (who?).3rd place - Shared between Bobby Skidmarks, thescarf, weird cal, caley fan and Tarmo Kink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Inverness Caledonian Thistle Best Poster of 2015 Incredibly hard to find an amusing but safe for work gif/picture for this years winner. In former years I think there was only one real candidate for this category, however times have changed. Rolling into top stop is Bobby Skidmarks. Considered by many to not only be the best ICT poster, but also one of the best on the site. Ol' Bob has had a great year on here. Scoring highly due to his several jokes about a terminally ill footballer and great overall contributions to the hit and miss General Nonsesnse subforum. Does he even post about ICT? f**k it, he's good enough either way. Take a bow champ! 2nd place - Stephen Malkmus - Think he only joined this year but has done well. Also likes Pavement so top fella. 3rd Place - ICTChris - Still good just no longer the best. Worst Poster of 2015 You should all feel really, really, really sorry for this poster. He has to work really hard on a boat which apparently is beneath the rest of us wimpy mortals. He is basically a hero. Yes folks the winner of course is Stoned Sailor. Anyone that claims the term "teuchter" is racist and posts repeatedly on the BRALT has to be a bit of a dick splash. Take a bow, just watch you don't go overboard or anything. 2nd place - Shared between ICTChris, Stephen Malkmus and Sophia (who?). 3rd place - Shared between Bobby Skidmarks, thescarf, weird cal, caley fan and Tarmo Kink. Think all caley posters had a mention here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I should be wilde, but I'll console myself with the fact that there is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Inverness Caledonian Thistle Best Poster of 2015 Incredibly hard to find an amusing but safe for work gif/picture for this years winner. In former years I think there was only one real candidate for this category, however times have changed. Rolling into top stop is Bobby Skidmarks. Considered by many to not only be the best ICT poster, but also one of the best on the site. Ol' Bob has had a great year on here. Scoring highly due to his several jokes about a terminally ill footballer and great overall contributions to the hit and miss General Nonsesnse subforum. Does he even post about ICT? f**k it, he's good enough either way. Take a bow champ! 2nd place - Stephen Malkmus - Think he only joined this year but has done well. Also likes Pavement so top fella. 3rd Place - ICTChris - Still good just no longer the best. Worst Poster of 2015 You should all feel really, really, really sorry for this poster. He has to work really hard on a boat which apparently is beneath the rest of us wimpy mortals. He is basically a hero. Yes folks the winner of course is Stoned Sailor. Anyone that claims the term "teuchter" is racist and posts repeatedly on the BRALT has to be a bit of a dick splash. Take a bow, just watch you don't go overboard or anything. 2nd place - Shared between ICTChris, Stephen Malkmus and Sophia (who?). 3rd place - Shared between Bobby Skidmarks, thescarf, weird cal, caley fan and Tarmo Kink. Goddamit. First time I get a prize on P&B and the illiterate dumbfuck hosting the award ceremony gets my name wrong. Pure raging. I bet Inverness Caledonian Thistle had their name correctly engraved on the Scottish cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 27, 2015 Author Share Posted December 27, 2015 Goddamit. First time I get a prize on P&B and the illiterate dumbfuck hosting the award ceremony gets my name wrong. Pure raging. I bet Inverness Caledonian Thistle had their name correctly engraved on the Scottish cup. You don't deserve any better to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I've always thought you were a St Johnstone fan tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 2nd, fucking 2nd place. What a bunch of c***s you all are. I worked my arse off being a twat for a year and all I get is a shared 2nd place. Fucking wrong-uns. Thanks to all that voted for me. You guys are great. If it's any consolation, you are a far worse poster than Paulo, it's just that he posted far more prolifically than you and was therefore more at the forefront of people's minds. If you had posted at the same rate you would have won it hands down. Hope you feel better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Inverness Caledonian Thistle Best Poster of 2015 Incredibly hard to find an amusing but safe for work gif/picture for this years winner. In former years I think there was only one real candidate for this category, however times have changed. Rolling into top stop is Bobby Skidmarks. Considered by many to not only be the best ICT poster, but also one of the best on the site. Ol' Bob has had a great year on here. Scoring highly due to his several jokes about a terminally ill footballer and great overall contributions to the hit and miss General Nonsesnse subforum. Does he even post about ICT? f**k it, he's good enough either way. Take a bow champ! I'd like to thank Fernando Ricksen, Old Firm drunks and Philpy for giving me lots to laugh at in 2015. Nap for 2016 btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 You watch yoursel, DeeMan. He'll start following you about telling you he doesn't remember any of your posts, whilst bringing up your posts from months ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stonedsailor Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 You don't deserve any better to be honest. I can only assume that this Stoned Sailor fella must be another poster. Sorry for my mistake. It comes from being a massive egotist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 You watch yoursel, DeeMan. He'll start following you about telling you he doesn't remember any of your posts, whilst bringing up your posts from months ago. He clearly doesn't realise he's dealing with joint 2nd best Dundee poster. I have a feeling the thanks in his original post for all the votes weren't serious as he seems a little upset in his response to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 I can only assume that this Stoned Sailor fella must be another poster. Sorry for my mistake. It comes from being a massive egotist. You misspelt 'whalloper'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 You'll have to find a replacement for Fernando IMO. Granny Danger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted December 27, 2015 Share Posted December 27, 2015 Thundercunt doing another magnificent job of being not bothered. 8mile would be proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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