P&B Dead Pool 2016

[Spain]

expatowner
Jiang Zemin (Captain) - President of China for a while
Frederik Willem de Klerk - South African good guy
Robert Mugabe - President of Zambia and all-round good egg
Silvio Berlusconi - past Italian stallion
Hosni Mubarak - President of Egypt for a while
Imelda Marcos - Filipino shoe collector
Boutros Boutros-Ghali - Egyptian politico
Arnold Palmer - goufer
Burt Bacharach - American songwriter / pianist
Boris Spassky - past chess champion
Desmond Tutu - Bishop South Africa
Mikhail Gorbachev - Soviet good guy
Fidel Castro - President of Cuba
Michael Hesaltine - nice hatchet man for Thatch
Charles Aznavour - singer

BONACCORD1
1 .Fernando Ricksen captain
2. Clint Eastwood
3. George Bush sr
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Michael Douglas
6. John Hurt
7. Michael J Fox
8. Billy Connelly
9. Richard Harrison ( old man from Pawn Stars )
10.Charlie Sheen
11.Sean Connery
12.Burt Reynolds
13.Fidel Castro
14.Harrison Ford
15.Betty White (actress in golden girls )

Mr Bairn
1. Fernando Ricksen (Ex footballer, 39)
2. Gordie Howe (Ice hockey legend, 87)
3. Bill Kenwright (Former Everton chairman, 70)
4. Wesley Pipes (Award winning porn star, 46)
5. Joey Lee Feek (Musician, 49)
6. Rene Angelil (Singer and husband of Celine Dion, 73)
7. Anthony Booth (Former actor, 84)
8. Pat Harrington Jr (American actor, 86)
9. Howard Marks (Welsh drug smuggler, 70)
10. Don Newcombe (Baseball legend)
11. Glen Campbell (American country music singer, 79)
12. Lynne Stewart (Islamic terrorist, 76)
13. John Cantlie (ISIS hostage, 45)
14. Bhumibol Adulyadej (King of Thailand, 88)
15. Mark Farren (Irish former footballer, 33) CAPTAIN

Spain
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi 28/07/1971 Age 44 Leader of ISIS
Joey Feek 07/09/1975 Age 40 Country & Bluegrass Star
Howard Marks 13/08/1945 Age 70 Drug Barron
Charlie Sheen 03/09/1965 Age 50 Actor
John McVie 26-Nov-45 Age 70 Fleetwood Mac Bassist
Frankie Muniz 05-Dec-85 Age 30 Actor
Nichelle Nichols 28/12/1932 Age 82 Lt. Uhuru
Fernando Ricksen 27-Jul-76 Age 39 Retired Footballer
Vivian Campbell 25-Aug-62 Age 53 Def Leppard Guitarist
Valerie Harper 22-Aug-39 Age 76 Actress
Michael Collins 31-Oct-30 Age 85 Astronaut
Jerry Maren 24-Jan-20 Age 95 Last Surviving "Munchkin"
Donald Trump 14-Jun-46 Age 69 Walloper
Martin Shkreli 01-Apr-83 Age 32 HIV Drugs Profiteer
Sultan Kösen 10-Dec-82 Age 33 World's tallest man

the snudge
1. Yasuhiro Nakasone - ex president of Japan - 27/5/18 aged 97
2. Little Sammy Davis - blues musician - 28/11/28 - aged 87
3. President Assad - President of Syria - 11/9/65 - aged 50
CAPTAIN 4. Val Kilmer - actor (shite batman) - 31/12/59
5. Fernando Ricksen - ex footballer - 27/7/28 aged 30
6. Frankie Muniz - actor - 5/12/85 aged 30
7. Kathy Bates - actor - 28/6/48 aged 67
8. Dave Navarro - musician - 7/6/67 aged 48
9. Rafael Amayo - actor - 30/7/48 aged 67
10. Betty White - actor - 17/1/22 aged 93
11. Vinnie Neil - musician - 8/2/61 aged 54
12. Randy Travis - musician - 4/5/59 aged 56
13. Reszo Nyers - ex president of Hungary - 21/3/23 aged 92
14. John Popper - blues musician - 29/3/67 aged 48
15. Tim Curry - actor - 19/4/46 aged 69

Savage Henry
1. Clive James (born October 7, 1939) - Will Australia tor Australia take back the ashes? ©
2. Valerie Harper (born August 22, 1939) - Mary Tyler Mourn
3. Fernando Ricksen (born July 27, 1976) - Will he ‘follow follow’ Rangers and die? Hopefully so.
4. Garth Hudson (born August 2, 1937) - It Makes No Difference (If you die)
5. Victoria Derbyshire (born October 2, 1968) - I’ve never liked Derbyshire anyway.
6. Bhumibol Adulyadej (born December 5, 1927) Thai-me to die.
7. Martin Crowe (born September 22, 1962) - Drive to the boundary funeral home
8. John Cantlie(born “1970/71”) I can’t lie either, I want you dead, John. Go on the ISIS!
9. Abu Bakr Al-Baghdadi (born “sometime in 1971”) Nice, gentle chap from the Middle East.
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor (born February 6, 1917) - if she doesn’t die this year, she never will.
11. Suge Knight (born April 19, 1965) - If he dies, I’ll suge ahead in the the league table.
12. Don Rickles (born May 8, 1926) - Rickles in a pickle.
13. Bea Wain (born April 30, 1917) - Be A Wear of Bea Wain’s impending demise.
14. Tommy Chong (born May 24, 1938) - Chong gone.
15. Glenn Campbell (born April 22, 1936) - He was the linesman for Ross County, but he can't remember when.

Desp
Phil Gartside (capt) - Bolton F.C Chairman
Jack Charlton - Irish guy, apparently
Joost van der Westhuizen - ex South African Rugby player
Fernando Ricksen - former Rangers player
Billy McNeill
Clive James - him aff the telly
Wilko Johnson - musician
Johan Cruyff - Dutch footballer
Nigel Lawson - former Tory MP
Sepp Blatter - Innocent of all charges
Hugh Jackman - all round bawbag
Martin Crowe - former NZ cricketer
Jake "The Snake" Roberts - former WWF wrestler
Eddie Large - the big one from Little & Large
Aretha Franklin - singer

JustOneCornetto
1 Gordon Banks (30/12/37) - Goalie
2 Carlos Alberto (17/7/44) - Right Back
3 Tommy Gemmell (16/10/43) - Left Back
4 Nobby Stiles© (18/5/42) - Enforcer
5 Jack Charlton (8/5/35) - Centre Back
6 Jose Santamaria (31/7/29)- Centre Back
7 Raymond Kopa (13/10/31) - Right Mid
8 Johan Cryuff (25/4/47) - Striker
9 Just Fontaine (18/8/33) - Striker
10 Sandro Mazzola (8/11/42) - No.10
11 Rob Rensenbrink (3/7/47) - Left Mid
12 Paul Madeley (20/11/44) - Sub Defender
13 Fernando Ricksen (27/7/76) - Sub Midfielder
14 Jimmy Greaves (20/2/40) - Sub Striker
15 Bobby Moncur (20/9/44) - Sub Defender

Staff Sergeant Dignam
Miley Cyrus
Martin Sheen
Jack Nicholson
Justin Beiber
Pete Doherty (captain)
Peter Tobin
Johnny Adair
Gerry Adams
Paul Gasgcoine
June Brown (Dot in Eastenders)
Judy Murray
Joan Collins
Liz Dawn (Vera from Coronation St)
Bill Clinton
Gerard Houillier

D.V.T.
Faye Dunaway - Actress (Chinatown)
Clive James - Australian broadcaster
John Goodman - Actor (Big Lebowski, Roseanne)
Murray Walker (captain) - F1 commentator
Liz Smith - Actress (The Royle Family)
John Surtees - F1/Motorbike World Champion
Hosni Mubarak - Ex Egyptian President
Christopher Plummer - Actor (Danny Collins)
Eileen Derbyshire - Actress (Coronation Street)
Rob Ford - Ex Toronto Mayor
Mick Fanning - Surfer
Billy Connolly - Comedian
Ratko Mladic - Bosnian/Serb war criminal
Dickie Bird - Cricket Umpire
Bruce Forsyth - Presenter

[Spain]

Jersey Bud
Kenny Samson [Ex Arsenal Footballer} Captain
Cliff Richard {Singer/Kiddyfiddler [allegedly}
Burt Reynolds {Actor}
Eddie Large {Comedian allegedly}
Lester Piggot [Jockey/Tax Avoider}
Prunella Scales [Mrs Fawlty}
Caroline Aherne {Mrs Merton}
Sepp Blatter [Fifa Conman}
Liz Dawn {Vera Duckworth}
Jack Nicholson {Actor}
Bruce Forsyth [TV Bloke]
Paul Gascoigne {Flute Player/Wife Beater}
Sinead O Connor [irish Bird}
Martin Crowe {NZ Cricketer}
Oscar Pistorius {Sharpshooter}

JasonElgin
1 - Abe Vigoda (Actor) Captain
2 - Jerry Lewis (Actor/Singer)
3 - Bob Barker (Tv Host)
4 - Olivia de Havilland (Actress)
5 - Chuck Berry (Musician)
6 - Fats Domino (Musician)
7 - Honor Blackman (actress)
8 - Betty White (Actress)
9 - Mr. Fuji (Wrestler)
10 - Tony Bennett (Musician)
11 - Prince Phillip (Royalty)
12 - Stan Lee (Comics)
13 - Burt Bacharach (Musician)
14 - Jimmy Greaves (Footballer)
15 - Eric Caldow (Footballer)

weirdcal
Gene wilder (willy wonka)
Muhamed ali (boxer)
Zsa zsa Gabor (perma pick)
Gazza (footballer)
Ian Brady (moors murderer)
Bruce forsyth (captain)
Malcolm Young (acdc)
Clive James (tv, predicted own death)
Joost van der Westhuizen (rugby person
Fernández ricksen (firework enthusiast)
Hosni murbarek (Egyptian bloke)
Michele Morgan (French actress)
Peter Sutcliffe (nice guy)
George gaynes (actor - lesard in police academy)
Fidel Castro (cuban)

qos_75
1 - Jimmy Young, Former Radio 2 DJ
2- Denis Norden: TV presenter
3- Clive James, Australian TV Presenter and writer.
4 Bruce Forsyth Entertainer
5 Bill Maynard - Actor
6 - Jane Freeman, Welsh Actress, Ivy from Last of the Summer Wine
7- Peter Sallis; Voice of Wallace in Wallis & Gromit
8- Brian Cant, Childrens TV Presenter of 70s & 80s. CAPTAIN
9- Nancy Reagan: Former First Lady of the USA
10- João Havelange, the Brazilian 7th President of FIFA
11- Olivia de Havilland, Actress
12- Abu Mohammed al-Adnani British born, member of ISIS terrorist group.
13- George H.W Bush . Former President of the USA.
14- Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, Leader of ISIS terrorist group
15- Johnny Vegas, Entertainer.

Miguel Sanchez
Cormac McCarthy (American author of several books turned into quite dull films. Old. Captain.)
Toni Morrison (American author of several books. Even older.)
Gordie Howe (Extremely old hockey player who has a stroke every other week it seems. It's unlikely he'll feature in any UK obituaries if he goes but if one exists, I'll find it.)
Bruce Forsyth (I couldn't live with myself if I left him off and he chucked it.)
Johann Cruyff (Gotta love those cigarettes. Seems more likely to die than Pele.)
Murray Walker (It says a lot for modern medicine that Formula 1 has two one drivers vegetating and I think that Murray Walker will die first.)
Zsa Zsa Gabor (Presumably the only thing keeping her alive is the quantity of inorganic materials that make up her person. A bit like the opposite of Robin Williams at the end of Bicentennial Man.)
Jack Nicholson (Not had a film in a while. Looks very old.)
Clive James (hey he looks close to death)
Paul Gascoigne (It's a wonder he's still here, really.)
Ray Reardon (Snooker hasn't had a death in a while, and he's really old.)
Muhammad Ali (Beats out Pele in the "Iconic sportsman from the 70s" stakes.)
Roman Polanski (Child rapist and occasional film director.)
Kirk Douglas (I never realised he was still alive but can end that confusion this year.)
Woody Allen (That nervous fella that's in all those Woody Allen movies.)

tree house tam
Tony Bennett,
Rolf Harris,
Zsa zsa Gabor,
Abu Bakr al Baghdadi,
Chuck Berry,
Willie Nelson,
Kirk Douglas,
Valerie Harper,
Dick van Dyke,
Hugh Hefner,
Malcolm Young,
Muhammad Ali,
Prince Philip,
Michael J Fox,
Pamela Anderson.

microdave
Rolf Harris - Beast
Gary Glitter - Beast
Prince Phillip - Royal racist
Gazza (captain) - Fitba player (rtd)
Britney spears - Princess of Pop
Will Smith - Actor
Bill Cosby - Beast (allegedly)
Richie Sambora - Guitarist
Bono - Do-gooder
Billy Connolly - Funny Guy
Pete Docherty - Singer
Kanye West - ©Rapper
Bobby Charlton - Bawbag
Jack Charlton - Bawabag's brother
Brad Pitt - Actor

Bert Racoon
1.) Matt Hardy
2.) Jimmy Snuka
3.) Stephen Fry
4.) Sean Connery
5.) Dick Van Dyke
6.) Dick Dale (captain)
7.) Bobby Heenan
8.) Ian Watkins (beast)
9.) Barrie Chase
10.) Rolf Harris
11.) Morrisey
12.) Ric Flair
13.) Jackie Stallone
14.) Martin Crowe
15.) Helen Fawkes

thisal
Bashar al-Assad. President of Syria. (Capt.)
Gene Wilder. Comic actor
Mel Brooks. Comedian Director.
George HW Bush Sr. Former US president.
Duke of Edinburgh.
Alan Brazil Former footballer radio presenter.
Glen Campbell. Country Singer
Val Kilmer Actor.
Lestor Piggott. Former Jockey.
Buddy Greco. Singer pianist member of ratpack.
Jill St John. Bond Girl
Ann Jones Former Wimbledon Champion.
John Noakes. Blue Peter presenter.
Rodney Bewes. Actor
Richard Baker. Former newsreader. Broadcaster.

DA Baracus
Kirk Douglas – Spartacus himself, although if he does die will loads of other folk offer to take his place in the crematorium?
Tom Baker – There will be no regeneration for him.
Bette Midler – Why not?
George Bush snr – Sired the world’s most stupid man. Also had his memoirs destroyed in a fan based accident, leading to an angry confrontation with a neighbour.
Jim ‘The Anvil’ Neidhart – Years of drug abuse will surely catch up to him soon and result in that long awaited ‘Hart Attack’.
Derek Riordan – Will surely be stabbed in a scheme or perish from a glue sniffing overdose.
Willie Nelson – Old country c**t.
Janet Jackson – It could happen.
Billy Connelly (captain) – The ‘Big Yin’ will soon be ‘The Deid Yin’.
Sean Connery – Die and Let Die.
Mr T – This will be an accident. He’ll fall in the sea and the weight of his jewellery will drag him to his briny demise.
James Caan – James Caan’t.
Angela Lansbury – Has she written her own death yet?
50 Cent – This is more in hope really. It would be a delight if someone killed this utter p***k.
Marge Simpson – Please. She’s such an arsehole and poor Homer deserves so much better. She’s a bigot, a nag, an idiot and a fucking bore.

[Spain]

Lex
1) George Bush Snr - MY CAPTAIN
2) Sir Alex Ferguson
3) Sir Bobby Charlton
4) Jimmy Carter
5) Dustin Hoffman
6) Stuart Hall (Broadcasting pedo)
7) Rolf Harris
8 ) Michael Heseltine
9) Pele
10) John Greig ( Old Club old captain )
11) Gary Player (golfer)
12) Andrew Fairlie ( Scottish TV Chef and 2 michelin star restaurant owner at Gleneagles )
13) Billy McNeil ( Ex Ceptic captain and manager )
14) Muhammad Ali
15) Nick Hewer (apprentice)

David McG
David Huddleston - actor
Murray Walker - F1
Zsa Zsa - actress
Kirk Douglas - actress
George Gaynes - actress
Dale Winton - supermarket sweep
Bobby Heenan - wrestling manager
Bruce Forsyth - presenter
Shia LaBeouf - actor
Sepp Blatter - fifa
Gazza - footballer
Terry Wogan - dj
Fernando Ricksen - footballer
Jake lamotta - boxer [captain]
Liz Smith - actress

Mr Rational
1 - Charlie Sheen, probably in a cocaine filled sex orgy kind of way.
2 - Malcolm Young - AC/DC axe player (Captain)
3 - Clive James - Aussie Broadcaster
4 - Harrison Ford - doing the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
5 - Mohammed Ali - Boxer
6 - Scott Putesky - Manson's guitarist
7 - Tommy Chong - professional stoner
8 - Howard Marks - professional smuggler and stoner
9 - Vera Lynn - we won't meet again
10 - Bill Cosby - Rohypnol lover
11 - Billy Graham - God botherer
12 - Bruce Forsyth
13 - Shir Sean Connery - Milkman
14 - Nancy Reagan - let them eat cake
15 - Joaquin Guzman - Mexican drug lord

AsimButtHitsASix
Duke of Edinburgh (Racist Greek)
Jimmy Carter (Former President)
Sir Ian McKellen (Gay Wizard)
Sir David Attenborough (Legend)
Jimmy "Superlfy* Snuka (Wrestler/Murderer)
Martin Chivers (Footballer)
Muhammed Ali (Draft dodger)
Vivienne Westwood (Designer)
Wilford Brimley (Actor)
Wajima Hiroshi (Yukozuna)
Sir Peter Tapsell (Tory p***k)
Chris Moyles (Tosser)
George Foreman (Grill Salesman)
Bobby Charlton (Combover Devotée)
Captain (Kirk): Bill Shatner (Canadian)

53_and_counting
Billy McNeil (Captain)
Bruce Forsyth
Micheal Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Charlie Sheen
Roger Moore
David Attenbrough
Paul Gascoigne
Micheal Schumacher
Jimmy Greaves
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Angela Lansbury
Prunella Scales
Rolf Harris
Stuart Hall

invergowrie arab
Gazza - police negotiator
Frankie Muniz - actor
Stephen Fry - tv presenter with no tv show left to live for (captain)
Muhammad Ali - Boxer
Cheryl Cole - singer
Hugh Jackman - Actor
Jim McLean - United legend
Ken Buchanan - boxer
Billy Joel - musician
David Hasslehoff - actor
Diana ~Ross - singer
Abdullah Occalan - leader of the PKK
Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi - Caliph of ISIL leader
Norman Tebbit - politician
Duke of Edinurgh -Duke

BigBadBassRock
Jimmy Young
Ann Clwyd MP
Lester Piggott
Joan Collins
Prunella Scales
Richard Branson
Lewis Hamilton
Bruce Forsyth
Bobby Charlton
Pele
Mick Jagger
Paul Gascoigne
Edward Snowden
Sir Tom Jones
Neil Kinnock (captain )

Deeboy
Pat Liney - Dundee league winning goalie.
Rodney Sneijder - Footballer. Wes' brother, hangs on his coat tails, ecto jake.
Clarke Carlisle - Footballer. Arsehole. MY CAPTAIN.
Pele - Footballer, viagra dealer.
Johan Cruyff - invented the turn.
Kenny Dalglish - has a cuteish daughter.
Uwe Seeler - German footballer.
Martin Crowe - Cricketer.
Russell Brand - Heroin addict. Arsehole.
Brian Cox - Dundonian Actor - played Bob Sergaent.
Suge Knight - Rapper.
Yoko Ono - Midget, married a beatle.
John Glenn - Space Cadet.
Jimmy Connors - Tennis player.
Per Tomas Brolin - Footballer, now resembles the pilsbury dough man.

Grim O'Grady
1. William G Stewart - here's 15 to 1 to go. CAPTAIN
2. ian brady - kiddy killer kunt
3. Brian Cant - time to play away
4 Kirk Douglas - I'm Sparticus
5. Michael Douglas - I'm the son of Sparticus
6. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Drop Dead Darling
7. George Bush Senior - A bird in the hand
8. George Bush junior - is worth 2 in the bush family
9. Doris Day - Que sera sera
10. Peter Salis - last of the last of the summer wine
11. Chuck Berry - losing his ding-a-ling
12. Vera Lynn - about to meet again, don't know why hopefully in 2016.
13. Catherine McGreggor - off to the little house in heaven
14. abu sayyaf - isil be heading to mecca
15. Bruce Forsyth - he's had a good game

nessies long lost ghost
1. Joost van der Westhuizen - 20th September 1971 – Former Rugby player – Captain
2. Billy Graham - 7th November 1917 – Buckled Christian asshole
3. Clive James - 7th October 1939 – Author
4. George Kennedy - 18th February 1925 - Actor
5. Howard Becker - 18th April 1928 – Sociologist
6. Jurgen Habermas – June 18th 1929 - Sociologist
7. Lynne Stewart - 8th October 1939 – Lawyer in Jail
8. Muhammed Ali - 17th January 1942 – Boxing legend
9. Peter Berger – 17th March 1929 - Sociologist
10. Robert Mugabe - 21st February 1924 – Zimbabwe tyrant and a fucking c**t
11. Thomas Luckman - 14th October 1927 – Sociologist
12. Zsa Zsa Gabor - 6th February 1917 – Actress
13. Fernando Rickson - 27th July 1976 – Former Footballer
14. Hosni Mubarak - 4th May 1928 – Former Egypt President
15. Claire Hollingworth - 10th October 1911 – Former Journalist

[Spain]

Michael W
1. Joost Van Der Westhuizen (CAPTAIN) - former SA rugby player
2. Fernando Ricksen - Former Rangers player
3. Bruce Forsyth - "entertainer"
4. Jim Bowen - Bullseye
5. Martin Crowe - Former NZ cricketer
6. Kenny Sansom - Former Arsenal player
7. Howard Marks - Criminal turned author
8. Abu bakr al-baghdadi - ISIS leader
9. Ian Hamilton QC - former advocate
10. Muhammad Ali - "surely this year"
11. Ian Brady - murdering scumbag
12. Glen Campbell - country singer
13. Clive James - "surely this year"
14. Robert Mugabe - Surprisingly young-looking old b*****d
15. Valerie Harper - Actress

sureiknow
Nancy Reagan. Captain.
Olivia de Havilland.actress
Harry Dean Stanton. Actor
Clive James. Presenter
Glen Campbell. Singer
Val Kilmer. Actor
Harry Belafonte. Singer
David Prowse. Actor
Richard O'Sullivan. Actor
Tony Bennett. Singer
Jimmy Carter. Ex President
Glynn Edwards. Actor
Windsor Davis. Actor
Peter Sallis. Actor
Jean Alexander. Actress

The Naitch
Martin Crowe - cricketer (22/9/62) *CAPTAIN*
Fernando Ricksen - footballer (27/7/76)
Joost van der Westhuizen - rugby player (20/2/71)
Nelle Harper Lee - author (28/4/26)
Dame Vera Lynn - singer (20/3/17)
Zsa Zsa Gabor - actress (6/2/17)
Joao Havelange - former FIFA president (8/5/16)
Peter Sallis - actor (1/2/21)
Billy Graham - evangelist (7/11/18)
Gudrun Ure - Supergran (12/3/26)
George Bush Snr - former US President (12/6/24)
Clive James - broadcaster (7/10/39)
Valerie Harper - actress (22/8/39)
Lynne Stewart - US lawyer (8/10/39)
Olly Croft - BDO founder (17/11/29)

pub car king
1-Olivia de Havilland. Old actress
2-Clive James. Writer This p***k needs to put up or shut up.
3-Kirk Douglas. Spartacus
4-Joost Van Der Weasthuizen. Rugby player CAPTAIN
5-Fernando Ricksen. Former footballer
6-Sinead OConnor. Singer
7-Peter Sallis. Wallace
8-Scott Hall. Washed up wrestler
9-Ray Wilson. World cup winner 1966
10-Valerie Harper. Actress
11-Zsa Zsa Gabor. Old actress
12-Mel Brooks. Director
13-Stirling Moss. Homophobic former driver.
14-Murray Walker. Commentator
15-Prince Philip. Old Bigot

Sergeant Wilson
1. Zsa zsa Gabor, what's left of her,captain
2. Roger Moore
3. Kirk Douglas
4. Freddie Jones, Sandy from Emmerdale
5. Freddie Starr ( apparently non beastly comedian)
6. Stuart Hall (Beastly Commentator)
7. Bush Senior
8. Yoko Ono
9. Jackie Stallone (Sly's Maw)
10. Jerry Lee Lewis
11. Dave Prowse, Darth Green Cross Code
12. Tommy Docherty
13. Leonard Cohen
14. Prince Philip
15. Ian Brady

Enigma
Sean Connery
Tam Dalyell, 9/8/1932
Stephen Hawking, 8/1/1942
Henry Kissinger, 27/5/1923
Michael Schumacher, 3/1/1969 CAPTAIN
George H. W. Bush, 12/6/1924
Murray Walker, 10/10/1923
Joost van der Westhuizen 20/1/1971
Fernando Ricksen, 27/7/1976
Jimmy Carter, 1/10/1924
Billy Connolly, 24/11/1942
Glen Campbell, 22/4/1936
Henry Sandon, 10/8/1928
Ted Robbins, 11/8/1955
George R. R. Martin, 20/9/1948

ebbes20silkcut
Dick van dyke, actor
Nicholas Parsons, presenter
Bruce Forsyth, nice to see him, to see him die
Alex Ferguson, alky b*****ds.
Paul Gascoigne, as above.
Lesley Phillips, ooh I say,
Jim McLean, reporter thumping ex manager.
Prince Philip, bigoted racist royal.
Burt Reynolds, actor.
Tony Bennett, crooner.
Billy McNeil, ex Celtic.
Bill kenwright, Everton chairman.
Clive James, ex tv presenter.
Peter alliss, the been losing the open now could finish him
Shane McGowan, pogues frontman. (Captain)

wisbit
1-Zsa Zsa Gabor, Actress and socialite.
2-Joao Havenlange, Served as the 7th FIFA president.
3-Herman Wouk, Author.
4-Olivia de Havilland, Actress.
5-Kirk Douglas, Actor.
6-Peter Sallis, Actor.,
7-Vera Lynn, Singer songwriter and actress.
8-Richard Adams, Author of watership down
9-Billy Graham, Evangelist
10-Buhimadol Adulyadej, King of thialand.
11-Martin Crowe, Cricketer
12-Joost van der Westhuizen, Rugby player (captain)
13-Jake Lamotta, Boxer.
14-Lesley Phillips, Actor
15-Eddie Large, comedian

Cyclizine
Clive James
Michael Schumacher - F1 driver
Prince Philip - Duke of Edinburgh
Bashar al-Assad - President of Syria
Vojislav Šešelj - Serbian MP and alleged war criminal
Vivian Campbell - Def Leppard guitarist
Jackie Storrar - Scottish country music singer
Johan Cruyff - Dutch footballer
Dick Cheney - American ex-VP
David Attenborough - Naturalist
Stephen Hawking - Physicist
Helmut Kohl - German ex-Chancellor
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - leader of ISIL
Fidel Castro - Cuban presidente
Joost van der Westhuizen - South African ex-rugby player

Gingette
Captain joist van der westhuizin (former springbok)
Oscar pistorius - murderer
Mary berry - baker
Charlie Sheen - winning actor
David steel - Scottish lib dem chap
Ozzy Osborne - bat head biter
Kim jung Un - hair model and north Korean leader
Bruce forsythe - wig wearer
Prince Phillip - the Greek
Fernando ricksen - former player of former club rangers
Joan Collins- actress and former shoulder pad wearer
Sepp blatter- fifa crook
Paul gasgoigne - former footballer and amateur fisherman
Fidelity castro - cigar smoker of Cuba
Caitlin Jenner's - the kardashian's new step mum and former Decathlete

[Spain]

Aberfeldy
1. McCauley Culkin - Child actor
2. Billy McNeil - Ex Celtic Manager
3. Paul Gascoigne - Well known Angler
4. Dame Vera Lynn - Female singer
5. Ken Dodd - Tax Evader
6. Lester Piggot - Horse Riding Tax Evader
7. Dustin Hoffman - Cross Dressing Actor
8. Clint Eastwood - Magnum carrying Police Actor
9. Pia Zadora - Butterfly Actress
10. George Bush Snr - 41st President of US
11. James Hewitt - Prince Harry's Old Man
12. Bernie Ecclestone - F1 top man
13. Cheryl Fernandez Versini - X-Factor Skeleton
14. Charlie Watts - Rolling Stone Drummer
15. David Trimble - Ulster Orangeman and Team Captain.

Sweaty Morph
Glynis Johns (5/10/1923) Actress CAPTAIN
Gordon Banks (30/12/1937) Ex Goalie
Windsor Davies (28/8/1930) Actor
Clive James (7/10/1939) Author
Angela Landsbury (16/10/1925) Actress
Vera Lynn (20/3/1917) Singer
Harper Lee (28/4/1926) Novelist
Zsa Zsa Gabor (6/2/1917) Actress
Kirk Douglas (9/12/1916) Actor
Gene Wilder (11/6/1933) Willy Wonka
Doris Day (3/4/1924) Actress
Dick van Dyke (13/12/1925) Cockney chimney sweep
Bruce Forsyth (22/2/1928) "Entertainer"
Geoffrey Palmer (4/6/1927) Actor
Jimmy Carter (1/10/1924) Former U.S President

Mo Wonderboy
Edward Furlong (Ex Actor/Current Junkie) **CAPTAIN**
OJ Brigance (NFL Player)
Chaz Bono (Chers Transgender Offspring)
Darren Wilson (Started the Ferguson Riots)
Gino Odjick (Former Hockey Player)
Scott Stapp (Creed Lead Singer)
Tom Sizemore (Actor)
Kevin Sessums (Journalist)
Brooke Mueller (The Sheen Shagger)
Bret Michaels (Musician)
John McCririck (Horse Racing)
Jen Arnold (TV small person)
Tom Billington (Wrestler)
Faizon Love (Chubby Actor/Rape Apologist)
Rob Kardashian (Waster From Fame Hungry Family)

lolls
Joost Van Der Westhuizen - rugby player
Johnnie Beattie - now you see him......now you don't
Paul Gascoigne - self destructing ex-player
George Bush Senior - time for this ex president to go
Fernando Ricksen - ex-player
Glen Michael - paladin & rusty the dog's pal
Prince Philip - auld racist
Muhammad Ali - legend
Suge Knight - Convict producer
Bobby Brown - Death attracting ex singer
Gerard Depardieu - Wine guzzling frenchie
Bashar Al Assad - Syrian loonball
Bruce Forsyth - Time for him to dance off into the sunset
Gordon Banks - Keeper
Clive James - antipodean broadcaster

DBA
CAPTAIN - Joost van der Westhuizen - Former Rugby Union Player
Phil Gartside - Bolton Wanderers Chairman
Billy Graham - Christian Evangelist
Jerry Maren - Wizard of Oz Munchkin
Bhumibol Adulyadej - King of Thailand
Thor Hansen - Poker Player
Martin Crowe - Former New Zealand Cricketer
Zsa Zsa Gabor - Invincible Beast
Mark Salling - Glee Actor
Oskar Gröning - Nazi c**t
John Edward Szeles - The Amazing Johnathan - Magician
René Angélil - Canadian Singer/Manager
Pat Harrington Jnr - American Actor
George Bush Snr - Former U.S. President
OJ Simpson - Murderer

Ross.
1) Fernando Ricksen 27/07/76 (Captain)
2) Prince Philip 10/06/21
3) Sir Sean Connery 25/08/30
4) Rod Stewart 10/01/45
5) Billy Connolly 24/11/42
6) Robert De Niro 17/08/43
7) Oscar Pistorius 22/11/86
8 ) Michael J Fox 09/06/61
9) Muhammad Ali 17/01/42
10) Ozzy Osbourne 03/12/48
11) Fidel Castro 13/08/26
12) Steven Hawking 08/01/42
13) Charlie Sheen 03/09/65
14) Bashar Al-Assad 11/09/65
15) Hugh Hefner 09/04/26

alta-pete
Cher (Captain) - 20/5/46 - Singer
Fernando Ricksen - 27/7/76 - Footballer and all round good guy
Jimmy Tarbuck - 6/2/40 - Entertainer and released without charge
Prince Philip - 10/6/21 - this year?
Kate Moss - 16/1/74 - clothes horse
Ronnie Corbett - 4/12/30 - entertainer
Geoff Capes - 23/8/48 - strongman
Roger Moore - 14/10/27 - James Bond
Arnold Palmer - 10/9/29 - golfer and Master Freemason
Roy Chubby Brown - 3/2/45 - 'comedian'
Val Kilmer - 31/12/59 - Iceman and Batman
Joost van der Westhuizen - 20/2/71 - rugby and MND
Jack Nicholson - 22/4/37 - actor
Gordon McQueen - 26/6/52 - footballer
Nikolai Valuev - 21/8/73 - boxer and politician

Bluetoon87
Stephen Hawking, CAPTAIN
Fernando Ricksen, ex footballer
Michael Douglas, actor
Michael Barrymore, tv host
Paul Gascoigne, ex footballer
Diego Maradona, same
Bruce Forsyth, tv host
Prince Phillip, Liz's man
Paul Daniels, magician
Ronnie Corbett, comedian
Muhammed Ali, ex boxer
George Michael, singer
Joost Van Der Westhuizen, ex rugby player
Pete Doherty, musician
Zsa Zsa Gabor, actress.

speckled tangerine
1. Gay Byrne (captain- 5/8/34) Irish talk show legend infamous for Boyzone's shite live auditions.
2. Berry Gordy (28/11/29) Motown impressario and allround playa.
3. Peter Sallis (1/2/21) "More cheese Gromit" artiste who also had a long career playing a thick auld twat for Sunday evening telly.
4. Peter Allis (28/2/31) Golfing raconteur who may be buying a round in the 19th hole in the sky.
5. Joni Mitchell (7/11/43) Will it be a "Big Yellow Taxi" this year for the singer?
6. Norman Tebbit (29/3/31) Evil Tory b*****d with any luck getting on his bike and joining his old boss in hell.
7. Oskar Groening (10/6/21) Convicted Nazi war criminal, but as right-wingers go still a nicer guy than above.
8. Liam Cosgrave (13/4/20) Ancient former Irish Taoiseach.
9. Tim Peake (7/4/72) Every chance he might be the first British man not to return from space.
10. Scotty Moore (27/12/31) Elvis' guitarist back in the 50s.
11. Jim Bowen (20/8/37) Darts quiz host and blue comedian. BFH? We'll see.
12. George Foulkes (21/2/42) Perma-pished Labour Peer who could well do a "Bonham" after the election results in May.
13. Gudrun Ure (12/3/26) Hangabout. Lookout. For Supppergrannnn. (80s Tv show for younger players.)
14. John Noakes (6/3/34) Blue Peter host who may well fall into the sea looking for Shep again.
15. Chris Farlow (13/10/40) Untalented and very ugly 60s popster who could well be "Out of Time" in 2016.

cal234ey
Martin Crowe - Cricketer ( C )
Valerie Harper - Actress
Arturo Vidal - Footballer
Morrissey - Singer
Paul Gascoigne - Footballer
Rene Angelil - Singer
Stedman Bailey - NFL player
Linda Ronstadt - Singer
Caroline Aherne - Actress
Muhammed Ali - Boxer
Steve Gleason - NFL player
Fernando Ricksen - Footballer
Clive James - Author etc
Bhumibol Adulyadej - Mr Thailand
Joost van der Westhuizen - Rugby Player

[Spain]

craigiemack
Mikhail Gorbachev ©- Soviet Union Leader
Nobby Stiles- Engurland World Cup Winner
Bill Oddie- Wildlife extraordinaire
Bob Geldof- Boomtown Rats
Prince Philip- Dictators Husband
Johan Cruyff- Genius
Michel Platini- Controversial
Simon Gregson- Steve McDonald in Corrie
Dick Van Dyke- Hollywood Star
Hugh Hefner- Shagaholic
Muhammad Ali- Half Decent Boxer
Donnie Munro- Ex Runrig Singer
Victoria Derbyshire- BBC punter
Darren Jackson- Ex Sellick and Dundee Utd player
John Major- The p***k's p***k.

The Master
Duke of Edinburgh (Captain)
Kim Jong-Un
George H.W. Bush
Des Lynam
Fidel Castro
Vera Lynn
Peter Sallis
Ian Brady
Paul Gascoigne
Muhammad Ali
Lord (Peter) Carrington
Frank Williams (actor)
Jim McLean
Bruce Forsyth
Peter Vaughan

pawpar
1. David Starkey - Historian (03/01/45)
2. Valerie Harper - Actress (22/08/39)
3. Kitty Kallen - Singer (25/05/22)
4. Glen Campbell - Singer (22/04/36)
5. Zsa Zsa Gabor - Actress ( 06/02/17)
6. Olivia De Haviland - Actress (01/07/16)
7. Cheryl Fernandez Versini - Singer (30/06/83)
8. Charlie Sheen - Actor (03/09/65)
9. Owen Wilson - Actor (18/11/68)
10. Winona Ryder - Actress (29/10/71)
11. Kay Starr - Singer (21/07/22)
12. Jimmy Young - Singer (21/09/21)
13. Tony Bennett - Singer (03/08/26)
14. Sinead O' Connor - Singer (08/12/66)
15. Harry Belafonte - Singer (01/03/27)

Sloop John B
1. (Captain.) Martin Crowe
2. Mick Foley
3. Jake Roberts
4. Johan Cruyff
5. Gerd Muller
6.Gordon Banks
7. Fernando Ricksen
8. Kenneth Cope
9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
10. Clive James
11. Kirk Douglas
12. Bruce Forsyth
13 Jacques Chirac
14. Roger Bannister
15. Peter Sallis

Gareth_Glasgow
Ian Brady (murderer, 1938 - Captain)
Muhammad Ali (boxer, 1942)
Glen Campbell (musician, 1936)
Bruce Forsyth (entertainer, 1928)
Gary Glitter (beast, 1944)
Stephen Hawking (physicist, 1942)
Val Kilmer (actor, 1959)
Tom Lehrer (satirist, 1928)
Shane MacGowan (musician, 1957)
Liza Minnelli (daughter, 1946)
Denis Norden (presenter, 1922)
Sinead O’Connor (musician, 1966)
Fernando Ricksen (footballer, 1976)
Phil Spector (murderer, 1939)
Alex Trebek (TV host, 1940)

paulathame
Douglas Hurd --cap
Lord Peter Carington
Gerald Kaufman
Prince Phillip
Jimmy Carter
Bush senior
Henry Kissinger
Buzz Aldrin
Jean-Marie Le Pen
Clive James
Kim jong un North Korean leader
Fido Castro
Mikhal Gorbachev
Rober Mugabe
Pope benedict

Eednud
1. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, husband of Liz
2. Alan Gilzean - one of my heroes and hope he doesn't
3. Michael Caine (captain) - Alfie actor
4. Bill Wyman - a stoned beast
5. Sophia Loren - had nice tits
6. Jack Nicholson - probably dead for years and been using a body double
7. Robert Duvall - crap football manager
8. Archie McPherson - nose picker
9. HRH Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands (the ex Queen)
10. Kate Moss - annoying c**t
11. Dame Maggie Smith - beyond her prime
12. Jack Straw - Lying c**t aka a politician
13. James Kelman - writer
14. Jimmy Armfield - no bad commentator and player in his day for a pom
15. Jim McLean - Tyrant

Aryj
Lamar Odom - captain - Basketball
Muhammad Ali - Boxer
Wes Scantlin - Puddle of Mudd vocalist
Paul Gascoigne - Footballer
Austin Carlile - Of Mice and Men vocalist
Keith Richards - Rolling Stones
Martin Rowe - Cricketer
Jooat Van der Westhuizen - Rugby
Fidel Castro - Dictator
Burt Reynolds - Actor
Ric Flair - Wrestler
Thomas Libous - New York Senator
Clive James - Author
Billy Connolly - Comedian
Bill Cosby - Comedian

Arabdownunder
Diego Maradona (captain) Handball exponent
Malcolm Young AC/DC Guitarist
Robert Mugabe Freedom Fighter/Murderous Despot
Johan Cruyff Total Footballer
Fidel Castro Raul's big brother
Betty White Golden girl
Prince Phillip Greek sailor & notorious racist
Jim McLean Football manager & bampot
Helmut Kohl Ex-German Chancellor
Clive James Professional smartarse
Desmond Tutu Seth Efrican archbishop
Julian Assange Honorary Ecuadorian
Muhammad Ali The Greatest
Aretha Franklin Blues Brothers actress
Amanda Bynes Actress

Ned_Nederlander
Vladimir Morera Bacallao - Cuban Political Prisoner (Capt.)
Salah Abdeslam - Paris Suspect
Mullah Fazlullah - Taliban Leader (possibly already dead!)
John Rigas - US Businessman & Crook
Sinead O'Conner - Sinead O'Gonner
Martin Crowe - Kiwi Cricketer
Howard Marks - Drug Smuggler/Author
Gladys Hooper - Auldest Brit (as with every year)
Bhumibol Adulyadej - King Of Dieland
Johan Cruyff - Totalled Footballer
Ian Brady - Painfully hopefully
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi - ISIS Leader
Chris Rea - Road To Heaven
Jimmy Carter - Peanut Farmer
Zsa Zsa Gabor - C'mon tae f'ck !!

[Spain]

AberdeenBud
1 Clive James - Not long now surely
2 Ayatollah Khamenei - Gamble but rumored Cancer
3 Zsa Zsa - indestructible but can't drop her now
4 Rob Ford - Big C back for the corpulent ex Mayor
5 Muhammed Ali - Seems to be permanently worsening
6 Martin Crowe - Kiwi ex-Cricketer on way out - CAPTAIN
7 Val Kilmer - Nutter
8 Anthony Booth - Lefty actor with famous daughter.
9 Abu Muhammad al-Adnani - Senior ISIS bogey man
10 Glen Campbell - US Country Singer with Alzheimers.
11 Rene Angelli - Mr Celine Dion has terminal throat cancer
12 Gordon Banks - Battling cancer again
13 Fernando Ricksen - already past MND diagnosis
14 Howard Marks - Terminal ill legend.
15 Joost van der Westhuizen - MND suffering Egg Chaser

DrewDon
Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi ©
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
Fidel Castro
George H. W. Bush
Henry Kissinger
Paul Gascoigne
Hosni Mubarak
Ricky Tomlinson
Barbara Windsor
Jimmy Carter
Drew Barrymore
Bobby Brown
Ali Khamenei
Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud.

JamieStevenson

1. Fernando Ricksen, 39, Football. (Captain)
2. Martin Crowe, 53, Cricket.
3. Rene Angelil, 73, Singer/Manager.
4. Val Kilmer, 56, Actor.
5. Dez Cadena, 54, Guitarist.
6. Gay Byrne, 81, Presenter.
7. Ian Brady, 77, Moors Murderer.
8. Howard Marks, 70, Drug Smuggler.
9. Joost Van Der Westhuizen, 44, Rugby.
10. Clive James, 76, Jack of all trades.
11. Terry Funk, 71, Wrestler.
12. Paul Gascoigne, 48, Football.
13. Bruce Forsyth, 87, Presenter.
14. Muhammad Ali, 73, Boxer.
15. Barry Humphries, 81, Dame Edna!

Ben Twilly
CAPTAIN Kirk Douglas 09/12/1916 - this year it must be his turn. However if by any chance he hangs on he will stay on the list next year until he gives me some points!
Henry Kissinger 27/05/1923 - German born US of A Secretary of State.
Cliff Mitchelmore 11/12/1919 - Presenter of Nationwide back in the day
Pete Murray 19/09/1925 - Radio One DJ back in the day.
Zsa Zsa Gabor 06/02/1917 - time for a few extra zzzzzzzz's for good old Zsa Zsa.
George Bush Snr 12/06/1924 - George Bush Juniors dad, immediately succeeded Abraham Lincoln as president.
Berry Gordy 28/11/1929 - its time to face the music for the Inventor of Motown
Billy Graham 07/11/1918 christian evangelist aka bible bashing fruitcake
Burt Reynolds 11/02/1936 – it’s time for this actor to Deliverance me some points
Tommy Docherty 24/04/1928 [Football Manager]– its full-time for the Doc
Fats Domino 26/02/1928 –singer Ain’t that a Shame I think he might die this year
Albert Finney 09/05/1936– famous Actor
Harry Gregg 27/10/1932 – Footballer & survivor of Munich air crash
Liz Smith 11/12/1921 – Actor [Nana in Royle Family]
And finally Richard Baker 15/06/1925 - Newsreader back in the day

LoonsYouthTeam
Joos van der Westhuizen (Captain and Ex-South African egg chaser)
Jackie Stallone (Astrologer/ Reality TV Z-lister/ Sly's Maw)
Jimmy Carter (Ex-President of USA)
Zsa Zsa Gabor (Actress/ Dead Pool mainstay)
Kirk Douglas (Actor/ Michael's Da)
Dick Van Dyke (Actor/ Cockney Accent Expert)
Prince Philip (Sponger/ Racist)
Muhammad Ali (Conscientious Objector/ Boxer)
Dennis Norden (Comedian/ Presenter)
George Gaynes (Actor/ Police Academy Commandant)
Bill Maynard (Actor/ 1970s Yorkshire Scoundrel)
Peter Sallis (Actor/ Claymation Star)
Clive James (Author who is ill)
Martin Crowe (New Zealand Cricketer)
Stanley Baxter (Scottish Actor from black and white days)

Sherrif John Bunnnell
Bernie Madoff
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
"Superstar" Billy Graham - Wrestler
Bruce Forsyth
Terry Wogan
Prince Phillip
Hosni Mubarak
Malcolm Young - AC/DC
Feranndo Ricksen
Paul Gascoigne
Paul McGrath
Kenny Sansom
Graeme Souness
Menzies Campbell
Victoria Derbyshire

ChoirBairn
Bobby Charlton (captain)
Billy McNeill
'Deadly' Doug Ellis
Lawrie McMenemy
Joao Havelange
Lennart Johansson
Sir Bruce Forsyth
Jack Bannister (cricket)
Olivia De Havilland
Dame Vera Lynn
Nancy Reagan
Prince Phillip
Jimmy Young
Kirk Douglas
Cliff Michelmore

mozam76
Phil Gartside (Bolton Wanderers Chairman b. 1952) *Capitano*
Clive James (Poet, Author, you name it, b.1939)
Billy McNeill (Celtic player/gaffer/hero, b.1940)
Jim McLean (Dundee United gaffer & pugilist, b.1937)
Fernando Ricksen (ex Rangers etc b.1976)
Charlie Sheen (American Aid worker, b.1965)
Joost Van Der Westhuizen (ex springbok, b.1971)
Gordon Banks (ex goalie and 1966 cheat, b.1937)
Shannon Doherty (ex Beverly Hills 90210, b.1971)
Jimmy Greaves (nothing without a Saint, b.1940)
Stephen Hawking (Stargazer, b.1942)
Bruce Forsyth (chin up Tess, b.1928)
Muhammad Ali (GOAT, b.1942)
Jim Devine (ex Labour cheat, b.1953)
Carol McGiffin (Loose Woman, b.1960)

Fuctifano
Martin Crowe (captain)
Joost vd Westhuizen
Billy Graham (preacher)
Billy Graham (wrestler)
Clive James
Valerie Harper
Cliff Michelmore
Glen Michael
Howard Marks
Sinead O'Connor
Bruce Forsyth
Ali Brownlee (BBC presenter)
Everton Weekes (cricket)
Neil Harvey (cricket)
Ali Carter (snooker)

dave_binos
Bruce Forsyth - tv presenter.
Jackie Stallone - Sly Stallone's mum. Appeared on celeb bb a few years back and been in a few films.
Kirk Douglas - actor. CAPTAIN
Prince Philip.
Irwin Corey - actor and well known comedian in America.
Normal Lloyd - famous actor in America between 50's - 1980's.
Ian Lavender - actor - was in dad's army.
Frank Williams - actor - was in dad's army.
Jim Brown - actor from a dirty dozen.
Gene Wilder - actor in charlie and chocolate factory.
Dick Van Dyke - actor in chitty chity bang bang.
Doris Day - actress in call the midwife.
Jack Nicklaus - ex golfer.
Donald Sutherland - actor in the hunger games.
Eva Marie Saint -actress. won academy award for best supporting actress in ''on the waterfront".

[Spain]

Jarkko Wiss
Captain. Fernando Ricksen, 27/7/76
Muhammad Ali, 17/1/42
Martin Crowe, 22/9/62
Joost van der Westhuizen 20/2/71
Duke of Edinburgh 10/6/21
Clive James 7/10/39
Sir Tom Farmer 10/7/40
Jake "The Snake" Roberts 30/5/55
Michael Schumacher 3/1/69
Pope Benedict XVI, 16/4/27
Bill Ward 5/5/48
Vince McMahon 24/8/45
Fidel Castro 13/8/26
Suge Knight 19/4/65
Oscar Pistorius 22/11/86

Njord
Joey Feek (40) my Capitan, and 2016 Grammy nominee who would collect it after the Greek shite.
Rob Ford (46) if the fat,drugs and mental issues don't get him, the cancer will.
Christine Felshcherinow (53) child prozzie/junkie only famous because she's not fae Dundee.
Catherine Wybourne (?) , the digital nun.
Martin Crowe (53) professional cancer sufferer.
Christy Dignam (55) Aslan bhoy
Errol Christie (51) gone from battered in the ring to battered in the lung.
Jenny Diski (68) author, nothing to do with pratchett
Santa Claus (@70). Big cheese at the North Pole
Bill Kenwright (70) Mr jenny seagrove.
John Hurt (75) nailed on
Ian St John (77) , you kill me greavsie
Jimmy greaves (75), hopefully saint, hopefully
Howard Marks (70) junkie
René Angelil (73) Mr Dion

smpar
Bruce Forsyth (presenter)
Pete Doherty (singer in the Libertines)
Prince Philip
Sir Bobby Charlton
Yoko Ono
Dalai Lama (the current one, obviously, Tenzin Gyatso)
Muhammad Ali (boxer, and I'll take him as my captain).
Michael J Fox (actor)
William Roache (plays Ken Barlow in Coronation Street)
Cliff Richard (singer)
Charlie Sheen (actor)
Freddie Star (comedian, apparently)
June Brown (plays Dot Cotton in Eastenders)
Jimmy Carter (former U.S. president)

Oddy
Hal Holbrook (Reverse Benjamin button w**k)
Tony Green (darts Counting w**k)
Phil Gartside (Running Bolton in to the ground w**k)
Jao Havelange (Non-Blatter w**k)
Dickie Bird (Cricket Counting w**k)
John Sillet (Coventry FA Cup win Managing w**k) CAPT
Claudia Cardinale (foxy Italian Actress w**k)
Donald Rumsfeld (Bush Administration w**k)
Peter Salis (More Cheese Grommitt w**k)
Liz Smith (Royal Family Nana w**k)
Henry Kissinger (Peace Prize for bombing folk w**k)
Bob Dole (Bob Dole w**k. Bob. dole.)
Fats Domino (Fat man w**k)
Brian Cant * (Fiddling in the Gazebo w**k)
Topol (if I were a dead man w**k)

Raidernation
Bill Cosby CAPTAIN (pervert/beasty TV "icon")
Joseph Ratzinger (Former Popey-type)
Ian McNeice (Actor; How can he still be alive, he's so damn fat?)
Glen Campbell (Wichita Lineman surely it's time to be a Headstone Cowboy)
Jerry Lewis (US comedian, painfully unfunny)
Keith Richards (Musician, Pretty sure he's already dead just hasn't stopped moving yet!)
Donald Trump (Twat!)
Stan Lee (A Marvel he's still going strong)
Michael Douglas (Actor, wasn't he supposed to go a few years ago? Another Clive James?)
Pete Townshend (Musician, was only researching, allegedly)
Buddy Guy (Blues guitarist, Dam Right I've Got The Blues if he pops his clogs)
Doris Day (Squeaky clean actress now a recluse, so for all we know she's already died and has been eaten by her pets)
Sir Alex Ferguson (Vewy pwoud former Dons manager, not sure what happened to him?)
Bill Manynard (Another fat actor who surely is due to lose his hearbeat this year)
William Shatner (time to be in a box in the kirk)

lichtgilphead
Joost van der Westhuizen 20/2/71 SA Rugby player (Captain)
Valerie Harper 22/8/39 Rhoda/Mary Tyler Moore Show
Wilko Johnson 12/7/47 Feelgood guitarist
Billy Graham 7/11/18 God botherer
Daisy Berkowitz (Scott Putesky) 28/4/68 ex Marilyn Manson Guitarist
Malcolm Young 6/1/53 ex AC/DC guitarist
Ian Brady 2/1/38 Mass Murderer
Nancy Reagan 6/7/21 Ronnie's wife
Paul O'Grady 14/6/55 Crap C4 presenter
Liz Dawn (Vera Duckworth) 8/11/38 Corrie Actress
George Bush (Senior) 12/6/24 Soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA
Jimmy Carter 1/10/24 Another soon to be dead Ex-President of the USA
Fidel Castro 13/8/26 Commie
Mikhail Gorbachov 2/3/31 Another commie
Martin Crowe 22/9/62 NZ Cricketer

GordieBoy80
Prince Philip ©
Jo Guest
Jim Ross aka Good ol' JR (wrestling commentator)
Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (former wrestling manager)
Abe Vigoda
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Eli Wallach
Michael Douglas
Kirk Douglas
Charlie Sheen
The Queen
Betty White
Doris Day
Vladimir Putin
Barack Obama

Once A Rover always a Rover
1. Robert Mugabe
2. Vera Lynn
3. Zsa Zsa Gabor ©
4. Phil the Greek
5. Peter Sallis
6. Jean Alexander
7. Kirk Douglas
8. Billy Graham (preacher)
9. Chuck Berry
10. Dick Van Dyke
11. Nancy Reagan
12. Angela Lansbury
13. Hugh Hefner
14. Benedict XVI
15. Michael Heseltine

Ziggy
Fernando Ricksen (Capt)
Tom O'Connor (ex non-comedian)
Emperor Akihito
George Bush Senior
Robert Mugabe
Freddy Jones (emmerdale actor)
Bruce Forsyth
Muhammad Ali
David Attenborough
Prince Philip
Daphne Fowler (Egghead)
Olivia De Havilland (old actress)
Kirk Douglas
Robbie Coltrane
John Goodman

Bold Rover
Chris Rea - on Road to Hell 4/3/51 - captain
Billy McNeill - Lisbon Mufassa 2/3/40
Prince Philip - Greek diplomat 10/6/21
Jimmy Young - misnamed radio presenter 21/9/21
Liam Cosgrave - ex Taoiseach 13/4/20
Nawaz Sharif - PM of Pakistan 25/12/49
Brian Wilson - Californian popster 20/6/42
Stephen Hawking - Professor of Elocution 8/1/42
June Spencer - Archeress 13/11/24
George H W Bush - Dubya's dad 12/6/24
Hosni Mubarak retired dictator 4/5/28
Kenyon Wright - political canon 1/1/32
Olivia de Havilland thespianess 1/7/16
George Wendt - Cheers Norm 17/10/48
Douglas Hird - Thatcher Flunkie 8/3/30

[Spain]

50/50 Winner
Howard Marks ©
Aretha Franklin
John Kerry
Rolf Harris
Bill Crosby
Jim Bowen
Gazza
Frank Bruno
David Attenborough
Stephen Hawkins
Trevor Mcdonald
Tommy Chong
Angela Lansbury
June Whitfield
Burt Kwouk

weejack
1. Bruce Forsyth (Captain) - TV Personality
2. Esther Rantzen - TV Personality
3. Kay Burley - Dubious Sky Newsreader
4. Martin Brunt - Dodgy Sky Reporter
5. Simon Dunzuk - Dodgy Labour MP for Rochdale
6. Johnny Ball - TV Presenter, father of Zoe
7. Cliff Richard - Jesus resurrected/dodgy colostomy crooner
8. Nigel Lawson - Ex Chancellor, father of big tits chef
9. Jim Leishman - Ex Livi Manager, and all round good guy.
10. June Brown - Dot in Enders, wish she was my Ma.
11. Prince Philip - HRH Old c**t
12. Michael Barrymore - TV personality - non swimmer
13. Bill Cosby - TV father to millions - dirty old b*****d
14. Billy Conolly - Big Banana, Big Man
15. Stuart Hall - It's a Knockout, - knock his c**t out.

johnnydun
1. Prince Philip (captain)
2. John Prescott
3. Ozzy Osbourne
4. Paul Sturrock
5. Ian McKellan
6. The Queen
7. Menzies Cambell
8. Stevie Wonder
9. Boy George
10. Kate Moss
11. Paul Ross (jonathans brother)
12. Donald Trump
13. Sean Connery
14. Bruce Forsyth
15. Betty White (actress, golden girls)

Team Albino

TV Is Dead
Helen Fawkes - BBC reporter - CAPTAIN
Valerie Harper - Crap TV actress
Clive James - Australian dramatist, at his most over-dramatic when talking about his own mortality

Athletes In Extremis
Johan Cruyff - Dutch footballing legend taken a "turn" for the worse
Phil Gartside - Bolton's David Murray
Juan Carlos Garcia - Wigan Athletic defender
Muhammad Ali - Jungle-rumbler
Joost van der Westhuizen - Springbok

The Great Band Soon-To-Be In The Sky
Cher - Does she believe in life after 2016?
Malcolm Young - "Electric" guitarist
Scott Putesky/Daisy Berkowitz - Marilyn Manson's guitarist

Waning Wrong 'Uns
Ian Brady - Moors murderer
Howard Marks - real-life Walter White

Dead Pool Teases
Stephen Hawking - Universe-changing physicist
Rob Ford - Obese junkie

Cille Mhernaig
Fernando Riksen ©
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Abe Vigoda
Dennis Norden
Jimmy Carter
FW de Klerk
Connie Sawyer
Joost van der Westhuizen
Lamar Odom
June Brown
Liz Dawn
Joao Havelange
Sepp Blatter
Joseph Ratzinger
Jerry Martens

jupe1407
1. Dennis Skinner - Fucking ancient Labour MP, surely close to snuffing it.
2. Gazza - Can his internal organs limp through another year? I doubt it.
3. Olivia de Havilland - 99 year old actress.
4. Joost Van Der Westhuisen - Ex-South African Rugby Player
5. Denis Norden - Hopefully it won't be alright on the night
6. Chuck Berry - Purely because he's 89
7. Richard Adams - Watership Down Author
8. Douglas Rae - Morton Chairman/Owner/Whatever
9. Helmut Kohl - Ex German Chancellor
10. Nancy Reagan - I actually thought she was already dead
11. Martin Crowe - Ex Kiwi Cricketer (Captain)
12. Zsa Zsa Gabor - See Nancy Reagan
13. Joao Havelange - Will probably fucking snuff it before he gets fingered for corruption
14. Kirk Douglas - Actor
15. Peter Sallis - Last of the terrible BBC sitcom actors

BalticSaint
Paul Gasgoine - Footballer (Captain)
Prince Philip - Gigolo
QE2 - HRH
Harrison Ford - Actor
Diego Maradona - Footballer
Fidel Castro - Revolutionary
Michael Schumacher - F1 Driver / Skier
Billy Connelly - Comedian
Billy Graham - Preacher
Kirk Douglas - Actor
Bill Cosby - Comedian
Dalai Lama - Preacher
Zsa Zsa Gabor - Actress
Honor Blackman - Actress
Allan McGraw - Footballer / Manager

honestrae95
1. Paul Gascoigne (Captain)
2. Paolo Nutini
3. Billy Connolly
4. Dick Van Dyke
5. Daniel Radcliffe
6. Nigella Lawson
7. Muhammed Ali
8. President Al Saad of Syria
9. Donald Trump
10. Chuck Norris
11. Queen Elizabeth II
12. Francois Hollande
13. Rolf Harris
14. Prince Phillip the Duke of Edinburgh
15. Bobby Charlton

cdisaccie
Burt Reynolds, 79, 11/02/36 - Actor
Joost van der Westhuizen, 44, 20/2/71 - South African rugby player
Zsa Zsa Gabor, 98, 6/2/17 - Part of her dead + gone already with the rest of her soon to follow (surely this time!)
HRH Prince Philip, 94, 10/6/21 - Legend
Kirk Douglas, 99, 9/12/16 - Actor
Fernando Ricksen, 39, 27/7/76 - Footballer
Clive James, 76, 7/10/39 - Aussie Broadcaster
Rene Angelil, 73, 16/01/42 - Producer / Celine's hubby
Vivian Campbell, 53, 25/08/62 - Def Leppard guitarist
Johan Cruyff, 68, 25/04/47 - Footballer
Val Kilmer, 56, 31/12/59 - Actor
Paul Gascoigne, 48, 27/05/67 - Footballer/alky
Bruce Forsyth, 87, 22/02/28 - Entertainer
Jimmy Hood, 67, 16/05/48 - Fat b*****d, Labour ex-MP
Mark Salling, 33, 17/08/82 - Glee (alleged) paedo

[Spain]

99 Entrants, 587 unique picks, 391 solo shots, and 74 deadly duos.

Plenty of ineligibles picked - the disabled kid who supports Celtic, a couple of fictional characters. There's even one entrant who decided to go with only 14 picks.

HRH Prince Phil's the leader of the pack this year with 40 picks.

Bruce Forsyth and Fernando Ricksen both tie in second place, well behind on 34.

The Greatest has to settle for just 4th, not so great after all Ali.

Clive James and the pick with the most failed spelling attempts, Joost van der Westhuizen tie 5th.

Kirk Douglas & Zsa Zsa tie in 7th.

Gazza and Martin Crowe finish out the top 10.

[Savage Henry]

I'm so happy. #wipestearfromeye

[Spain]

Solo Picks:

50 Cent
Abdullah Occalan
Abu Sayyaf
Alan Brazil
Alan Gilzean
Albert Finney
Aleksandr Zakharchenko
Alex Smith
Alex Trebek
Ali Brownlee
Ali Carter
Allan McGraw
Amanda Bynes
Anastacia
Andrew Fairlie
Ann Clwyd
Ann Jones
Archie McPherson
Arthur Scargill
Arturo Vidal
Austin Carlile
Ayman al Zawahiri
Barack Obama
Barbara Windsor
Barrie Chase
Barry Humphries
Bea Wain
Bernie Ecclestone
Bernie Madoff
Bette Midler
Bill Clinton
Bill Oddie
Bill Ward
Bill Wyman
Billy Joel
Bob Barker
Bob Dole
Bob Geldof
Bobby Moncur
Bobby Moore
Bono
Boris Spassky
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Boy George
Brad Pitt
Bret Michaels
Brian Cox
Brian Wilson
Britney Spears
Brooke Mueller
Buddy Greco
Buddy Guy
Burt Kwouk
Buzz Aldrin
Caitlin Jenner
Carlos Alberto
Carol McGiffin
Catherine McGreggor
Catherine Wybourne
Chaim Topol
Charlie Watts
Chaz Bono
Chris Farlow
Chris Moyles
Christine Felshcherinow
Christopher Plummer
Christy Dignam
Chuck Blazer
Chuck Norris
Claire Hollingworth
Clarke Carlisle
Claudia Cardinale
Connie Sawyer
Cormac McCarthy
Craig Brown
Dale Winton
Daniel Radcliffe
Daphne Fowler
Darren Jackson
Darren Wilson
Dave Gibson
Dave Navarro
Dave Prowse
David Bernard Montgomery
David Hasslehoff
David Huddleston
David Prowse
David Starkey
David Steel
David Trimble
Dennis Skinner
Derek Riordan
Des Lynam
Dez Cadena
Diana Ross
Dick Cheney
Dick Dale
Don Newcombe
Don Rickles
Donald Rumsfeld
Donald Sutherland
Donnie Munro
Doris Roberts
Dorothy Paul
Doug Ellis
Douglas Rae
Doyle Brunson
Drew Barrymore
Eddie the Eagle
Edward Furlong
Edward Snowden
Eileen Derbyshire
Eli Wallach
Elliot Gould
Emperor Akihito
Eric Caldow
Errol Christie
Esther Rantzen
Eva Marie Saint
Everton Weekes
Faizon Love
Faye Dunaway
Francois Hollande
Frank Bruno
Freddy Jones
Garth Hudson
Gary Player
Geoffrey Palmer
George Cohen
George Foreman
George Foulkes
George Kennedy
George Michael
George RR Martin
George W Bush
George Wendt
Gerald Kaufman
Gerard Depardieu
Gerard Houillier
Gerd Muller
Gerry Adams
Gino Odjick
Gladys Hooper
Glynis Johns
Glynn Edwards
Gordon McQueen
Graeme Souness
Hal Holbrook
Harry Dean Stanton
Harry Gregg
Henry Sandon
Herman Wouk
Howard Becker
HRH Princess Beatrix of the Netherlands
Ian Hamilton QC
Ian Kennedy Martin
Ian Lang
Ian Lavender
Ian McNeice
Ian St John
Imelda Marcos
Irwin Corey
Jack Bannister
Jack Nicklaus
Jack Straw
Jack Vettriano
Jackie Storrar
Jacques Chirac
James Caan
James Hewitt
James Kelman
James Martin
Jane Freeman
Janet Jackson
Jao Havelange
Jay Beatty
Jean Chrétien
Jean-Marie Le Pen
Jen Arnold
Jenny Diski
Jerry Lee Lewis
Jerry Martens
Jiang Zemin
Jill St John
Jim Brown
Jim Devine
Jim Leishman
Jim Nabors
Jim Neidhart
Jim Ross
Jimmy Armfield
Jimmy Connors
Jimmy Hood
Jimmy Nichol
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jo Guest
Joaquin Guzman
John Alderton
John Edward Szeles
John Glenn
John Kerry
John Major
John McCririck
John McVie
John Popper
John Prescott
John Rigas
John Sillet
John Surtees
Johnnie Beattie
Johnny Adair
Johnny Ball
Johnny Vegas
Joni Mitchell
Jose Santamaria
Juan Carlos Garcia
Judy Finnegan
Judy Murray
Julian Assange
June Spencer
June Whitfield
Jurgen Habermas
Just Fontaine
Justin Beiber
Kanye West
Kate Granger
Kathy Bates
Kay Burley
Kay Starr
Ken Buchanan
Ken Dodd
Ken Kercheval
Kenneth Cope
Kenny Dalglish
Kenyon Wright
Kevin Sessums
Kim Novak
Kitty Kallen
Larry King
Lawrie McMenemy
Lennart Johansson
Lenny Glover
Leonard Cohen
Lewis Hamilton
Linda Ronstadt
Little Sammy Davis
Liza Minnelli
Lynda Baron
Maggie Smith
Marge Simpson
Mark Farren
Martin Brunt
Martin Chivers
Martin Sheen
Martin Shkreli
Matt Hardy
Michael Caine
Michael Collins
Michel Platini
Michele Morgan
Mick Fanning
Mick Foley
Mick Jagger
Miley Cyrus
Montel Williams
Morgan Tsvangirai
Mr Fuji
Mr T
Mullah Fazlullah
Nadiya Savchenko
Nawaz Sharif
Neil Harvey
Neil Kinnock
Nichelle Nichols
Nicholas Parsons
Nick Cannon
Nick Hewer
Nigella Lawson
Nikolai Valuev
Nile Ranger
Normal Lloyd
OJ Brigance
OJ Simpson
Oleg Sentsov
Olly Croft
Owen Wilson
Pamela Anderson
Paolo Nutini
Pat Liney
Paul Daniels
Paul Madeley
Paul McGrath
Paul Ross
Paul Sturrock
Per Tomas Brolin
Pete Murray
Pete Townshend
Peter Berger
Peter Sutcliffe
Peter Tapsell
Peter Tobin
Peter Vaughan
Phil Spector
Pia Zadora
Rafael Amayo
Randy Travis
Ratko Mladic
Ray Reardon
Raymond Kopa
Reszo Nyers
Richard Branson
Richard Harrison
Richie Sambora
Ricky Tomlinson
Rob Kardashian
Rob Rensenbrink
Robbie Coltrane
Robert De Niro
Robert Duvall
Rod Stewart
Rodney Bewes
Rodney Sneijder
Roger Bannister
Roman Polanski
Roy Chubby Brown
Rupert Murdoch
Russell Brand
Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud
Sandro Mazzola
Santa Claus
Scott Disick
Scott Hall
Scott Stapp
Scotty Moore
Shannon Doherty
Shia LaBeouf
Silvio Berlusconi
Simon Dunzuk
Simon Gregson
Sophia Loren
Stanley Baxter
Stedman Bailey
Stephen Frayne
Steve Gleason
Steve Patterson
Stevie Wonder
Stinson Hunter
Stirling Moss
Sultan Kösen
Tam Dalyell
Ted Robbins
Terry Funk
Thomas Libous
Thomas Luckman
Thor Hansen
Tim Curry
Tim Peake
Tom Baker
Tom Billington
Tom Farmer
Tom Jones
Tom Lehrer
Tom O'Connor
Tom Sizemore
Tommy Gemmell
Toni Morrison
Tony Green
Trevor Mcdonald
Uwe Seeler
Velentina Tereshkova
Viktor Yanukovych
Vince McMahon
Vinnie Neil
Vivienne Westwood
Vladimir Morera Bacallao
Vojislav Šešelj
Wajima Hiroshi
Warren Buffet
Wes Scantlin
Wesley Pipes
Wilford Brimley
Wilfred Benitez
Will Smith
William G Stewart
William Roache
Winona Ryder
Woody Allen
Yasuhiro Nakasone

[Spain]

Deadly Duos:

Abu Muhammed al-Adnani
Anthony Booth
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Berry Gordy
Bobby Brown
Burt Bacharach
Caroline Aherne
Charles Aznavour
Cher
Chris Rea
Clint Eastwood
Desmond Tutu
Dickie Bird
Douglas Hurd
Dustin Hoffman
Frank Williams (actor)
Freddie Jones
Freddie Starr
Frederik Willem de Klerk
Gary Glitter
Gay Byrne
Geoff Capes
Glen Michael
Gordie Howe
Gudrun Ure

Harper Lee

Harry Belafonte
Honor Blackman
Hugh Jackman
Ian McKellen
Ian Watkins
Jake Lamotta
Jean Alexander
Jerry Lewis
Jerry Maren
Jimmy Snuka
John Cantlie
John Goodman
John Greig
John Hurt
John Noakes
Joseph Ratzinger
Lamar Odom
Liam Cosgrave
Macaulay Culkin
Mark Salling
Mary Berry
Menzies Campbell
Michael Barrymore
Nigel Lawson
Nobby Stiles
Norman Tebbit
Oskar Groening
Pat Harrington Jnr
Paul O'Grady
Peter Carrington
Ray Wilson
Ric Flair
Richard Adams
Richard Baker
Richard O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Salah Abdeslam
Shane MacGowan
Stan Lee
Stephen Fry
Superstar Billy Graham
Tenzin Gyatso
Terry Wogan
Tommy Docherty
Vladimir Putin
Wilko Johnson
William Shatner
Willie Nelson
Windsor Davies

[Spain]

Hopefully that's the lot. Always a challenge making sure names aren't in twice in different variations.

Happy Deadpooling.

[supermik]

Why did Njord pick Santa? Everybody knows that Tim Allans son will just replace him in the next Santa Clause movie.

[Spain]

Why did Njord pick Santa? Everybody knows that Tim Allans son will just replace him in the next Santa Clause movie.

I'm waiting for that justification, he claims it's a legit pick. I'm all ears.

[Njord]

Mr Bairn...

Joey Lee Feek (49)

Rory Feek is 49 and middle name is Lee, not Joey.

Then again Rory will see February..

[Spain]

3 solo picks for me I think - Martin Shkreli, Nichelle Nichols & Sultan Kosen. I thought I was onto a winner with Joey Feek but Njord & Mr Bairn both picked her too.

[Njord]

I'm waiting for that justification, he claims it's a legit pick. I'm all ears.

Coff++++

Yank changes his name legally to Santa Claus , moves to the North Pole, and gets elected .

If he changes name back or gets unelected , I doubt he'll obit.

[Shotgun]

And it's only at 9:17am local time after reading the lists Spain posted, that I realise I completely forgot to submit my team. Which means I'll be watching this year's Dead Pool on television.

I believe the appropriate expression is "Fucketyfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!"