Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I've been having a fair few problems with the missus that can best be described as "Cultural differences". Those differences amount to I have a drinking culture and most of Switzerland doesn't. Can't decide whether it's worth putting up with the constant headaches or if I should give up her and the bevvy. You've mentioned quite a few times on here that the Swiss think you're weird for having a bevvy to Scottish levels. I'd suggest you decide how much you like her company, if it's a lot then try and find a comfortable middle ground where you drink a bit less and she learns to be less of a condescending, nagging shrew who feels she can tell a grown man how he should behave. If it's a little then volley her square in the muff and take your keys back and go to the pub. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You've mentioned quite a few times on here that the Swiss think you're weird for having a bevvy to Scottish levels. I'd suggest you decide how much you like her company, if it's a lot then try and find a comfortable middle ground where you drink a bit less and she learns to be less of a condescending, nagging shrew who feels she can tell a grown man how he should behave. If it's a little then volley her square in the muff and take your keys back and go to the pub. The Daily Record could do worse than start up an "Dear Sweet Pete" column, where inevitably every single response ends with "....volley her square in the muff and take your keys back and go to the pub" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The Daily Record could do worse than start up an "Dear Sweet Pete" column, where inevitably every single response ends with "....volley her square in the muff and take your keys back and go to the pub" The photo case book like they have in the Sun would be something to behold. The end picture would be a bird resting some frozen peas on her pie after a good telling off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You've mentioned quite a few times on here that the Swiss think you're weird for having a bevvy to Scottish levels. I'd suggest you decide how much you like her company, if it's a lot then try and find a comfortable middle ground where you drink a bit less and she learns to be less of a condescending, nagging shrew who feels she can tell a grown man how he should behave. If it's a little then volley her square in the muff and take your keys back and go to the pub. The Swiss think I'm weird for a lot of reasons, that being one of them. I find it difficult to contemplate living here while spending any more time sober than I absolutely have to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The photo case book like they have in the Sun would be something to behold. The end picture would be a bird resting some frozen peas on her pie after a good telling off. The photos of me in a lacy bra and suspenders accompanying the story would keep the readers hooked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I tried eating angel delight off of mrs throbber and i ended up putting too much chocolate on her and as i was eating it off it was quite salty. I ended up throwing a dollop of it onto her forehead because there was too much to eat off, she ended up having to go for a shower and we never even had sex. What a pudding! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I tried eating angel delight off of mrs throbber and i ended up putting too much chocolate on her and as i was eating it off it was quite salty. I ended up throwing a dollop of it onto her forehead because there was too much to eat off, she ended up having to go for a shower and we never even had sex. Yeah.... She told me about that. I always found Mrs T to be much more readily satisfied by straightforward, uncomplicated kinda sex. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You've got her number! She usually just lies there waiting for it all to be over with nowadays. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You've got her number! She usually just lies there waiting for it all to be over with nowadays. Hmmmm....Still sexually active, but more in a passive kind of a way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 You've got her number! She usually just lies there waiting for it all to be over with nowadays. Have you just admitted to being a rapist? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Its not technically rape if she is my partner, I've told her this many times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Its not technically rape if she is my partner, I've told her this many times. She also told me you go into a mammoth sulk if you don't get your own way and then immerse yourself in P&B for days on end. Surely not? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 Its not technically rape if she is my partner, I've told her this many times. When I started this thread I didn't expect to end up being called to give evidence at a rape trial, but here we are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 When I started this thread I didn't expect to end up being called to give evidence at a rape trial, but here we are. Well it was DA's fault for bring rape up in the first place, i had to have some sort of comeback. He's always winding me up that man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Some surprise sex is just a bit kinky imo. Don't see what the fuss is about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Well it was DA's fault for bring rape up in the first place, i had to have some sort of comeback. He's always winding me up that man. I just asked a simple question. I made no accusations 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Some surprise sex is just a bit kinky imo. Don't see what the fuss is about. Would you like to come round for dinner at some point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Only if you serve desert on your girlfriend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Thats a given 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I've heard he does a buffet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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