Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 You tell him AND Can you tell me what game will be on first on Sportscene next weekend? St Mirren V Hearts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 They're away to Nottingham Forest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Yeah looking forward to it, can see us all getting drunk til about midnight then sauntering into a lap dancing bar and letting loose. Excited is an understatement, here's hoping for a repeat of Aberdeen V Bristol City in the carling cup final last August. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 13, 2015 Share Posted December 13, 2015 Very true. Deck of cards, 6 pack of Lilt and a train ticket to Derby - booked into the Ibis for the night. Going to expense the shit out of the BBC. You think I'm bad? LOL. Liam McLeod had channel 9 on the hotel TV running all night and emptied the mini bar. Expenses THE LOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I spent a month smoking and shagging away in Amsterdam, said I was away doing Alloa's European tour for BBC online. Claimed it all on expenses. If you're reading this, your mum who you dropped out of paid for that. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I dropped sleeping tablets in Dougie Donnelly's water when I was an apprentice. He fell asleep and I made up and signed a contract on his behalf granting me access to walk round the Chelsea flower show bollock naked. I then had an all night romp with Lawrence llewelyn bowen. Not even a homosexer, I just did it cause I could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayia Napa Daz Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Anyway I'm currently in a hotel room in Norwich (claimed on expenses) heading off to sleep now as I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow claiming loads of stuff like porn mags and lucozade pineapple on expenses. You're all paying for it. I drive a Lexus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Just fling your cocktail sausage up her close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 I spent a month smoking and shagging away in Amsterdam, said I was away doing Alloa's European tour for BBC online. Claimed it all on expenses. If you're reading this, your mum who you dropped out of paid for that. Cheers. ^^ Good c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Just do what I do and don't bother with females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Just do what I do and don't bother with females. Socky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Just do what I do and don't bother with females. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Just do what I do and don't bother with females.I don't need to, they seldom bother with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Fitzgerald Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Brilliant read, Mr Bairn. Ignore the haters, they're forgotten what it's like to be young. My advice to you would be get with bird A again, jazz on her chops and see if that makes you any more attracted to her. You can think about bird B while you're doing it if you're struggling. Best of both worlds. Alternatively you can ask bird A to put a paper bag over her head, since she would do anything for you. Ask her to draw bird B's face on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Burd A is his sister, Burd B is his maw I'm guessing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Maybe so but how many times has he mentioned it on a forum viewed by thousands of people. Aye, like we all know him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Brilliant read, Mr Bairn. Alternatively you can ask bird A to put a paper bag over her head, since she would do anything for you. Ask her to draw bird B's face on it. You're late to the party with that suggestion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 1. You can't get it up for burd A. 2. You sleep in burd B's bed and don't pump her. 3. 1 & 2 says you're a bit queer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menzel Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 3. 1 & 2 says you're a bit queer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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