Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 The most incredible part of this saga is the fact that the OP thought Pie & Bovril was the best place for relationship advice. I was shitfaced and had just got back from a cuddle with burd B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I was shitfaced and had just got back from a cuddle with burd B Minter. I'll bet you paid for her to get shitfaced too? One born every minute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Honest question...how old are you? If you're still at school then that original post is borderline acceptable. If you're old enough to have a job then you seriously need to have a long, hard look at yourself. Pished or not, this... We've become mates since, and are comfortable enough around each other that I'm regularly allowed to sleep in her bed, but not in a sexual way. Regularly goes out her way to pull other lads on nights out to make me jealous and generally doesn't seem that in to me. ...is just fucking dreadful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 Honest question...how old are you? If you're still at school then that original post is borderline acceptable. If you're old enough to have a job then you seriously need to have a long, hard look at yourself. Pished or not, this... ...is just fucking dreadful. I'm 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'm 21 Old enough to behave like a man then. Away you go and get started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I'm 21 f**k off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarkko Wiss Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You're 21 and couldn't get it up when offered it on a plate? What's wrong with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 f**k off! He is! 5.11am in the morning and he's dishing this out on here, I like Bairn, but worrying stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 You're 21 and couldn't get it up when offered it on a plate? What's wrong with you? She isn't a wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Did you put the balls in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 Did you put the balls in? Are you supposed to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 She isn't a wid You should've just thumbed in a semi the poor girl's feelings will be hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 You should've just thumbed in a semi the poor girl's feelings will be hurt. Didn't even have a semi, m9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highlandcowden Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The most incredible part of this saga is the fact that the OP thought Pie & Bovril was the best place for relationship advice. I was shitfaced and had just got back from a cuddle with burd B :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Man up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergie's no1 fan Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Are you supposed to? Yeah like really really deep. I wouldn't text bird B for 2-3 weeks,in fact just block and delete her number Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 Some alias called "Tyson Fury" PMd me this http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/2526967-Help-my-friend-with-his-relationship-quandary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Some alias called "Tyson Fury" PMd me this http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/2526967-Help-my-friend-with-his-relationship-quandary Clearly L4l. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted December 12, 2015 Share Posted December 12, 2015 Yeah, 'donthearb' is Lichtie4Life. Why does he find it so hard to stay banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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