Sergeant Wilson Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Have you thought of asking for a threesome?No. We hadn't thought of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 thought as much he'd probably no get it anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Why are you wanting a girlfriend so much? Seems like you barely like either of them that much in reality yet you're contemplating a relationship with them because they gave you your hole. Also don't say banged instead of pumpt/shagged etc. Awful word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The useless c**t isn't even getting that far. To Burd B, he's as useful as the 'u' in the word 'gauge.' Suspect a ewe would come in handy for the OP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Not being fair on the first girl - if you aren't in to her that's fair enough but don't lead the girl on (that's not nice!). As others have said, the second girl isn't in to you at all - I find it strange you sleep in the same bed "as mates" and nothing happens, given you have had sex before. It's almost like in Bullseye on the telly years ago when they would show you "here's what you would have won" - in short, forget about doing anything with either of them and find someone else to get underneath the mistletoe with! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 11, 2015 Author Share Posted December 11, 2015 Why are you wanting a girlfriend so much? Seems like you barely like either of them that much in reality yet you're contemplating a relationship with them because they gave you your hole. Also don't say banged instead of pumpt/shagged etc. Awful word. I don't. I'm moving in a few months anyway, although I wouldn't mind a looser arrangement with girl B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Why are you wanting a girlfriend so much? Seems like you barely like either of them that much in reality yet you're contemplating a relationship with them because they gave you your hole. Also don't say banged instead of pumpt/shagged etc. Awful word. Chat shit get banged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I don't. I'm moving in a few months anyway, although I wouldn't mind a loser arrangement with girl B Result! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I don't. I'm moving in a few months anyway, although I wouldn't mind a looser arrangement with girl B She dusnae want yer boaby. Move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 What a sorry state of affairs to get yourself into. Just f**k them both off. You're probably getting slagged by your/her mates by pathetically hanging around Girl B btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Suspect a ewe would come in handy for the OP. Doubt it. He seems like a sheepish character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 You should probably ask burd A is she has a willing mate. Then you could have a threesome? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 I bet Mr Bairn is sorry he didn't just post a photo of mattydfc or offer someone a square go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 No. We hadn't thought of that. I didn't see anyone referencing his maw either. ...I have to force myself to pump Mr Bairn's maw. The old cow is ganting for it and I occasionally take pity in her. However, there's another maw who I really like. She let's me sleep in her bed but won't let me pump her. She made that mistake once and it's been a bit of a shameful secret for her. I worship her and she occasionally let's me buy her drinks. It's great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Having just discovered who Rory Hazlie is, I have to ask... Is Mr Bairn Rory Hazlie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonsanorak Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Introduce them to each other; they sound a perfect pair.. Girl A - distant, up her self, likes cuddles. Girl B - clingy, needs to feel needed, likes her hole. A beautiful relationship waiting on you getting out of it. If you're moving why bother with any sort of relationship? get out and disappoint more local girls then go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Very simple, don't get attached to any lassie and f**k everything you can. Why folk would want a burd (or weans with a burd) is completely beyond me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Maybe when he's sleeping in Burd B's bed as her asexual hot water bottle, he's just hoping she rolls over in her sleep onto his waiting erection? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 Maybe when he's sleeping in Burd B's bed as her asexual hot water bottle, he's just hoping she rolls over in her sleep onto his waiting erection? Had just went to page 5 to say stop sleeping in B's bed if you're not riding her FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted December 11, 2015 Share Posted December 11, 2015 The most incredible part of this saga is the fact that the OP thought Pie & Bovril was the best place for relationship advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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