Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Cringe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 Cringe.A cringemas tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 A cringemas tree? They're only for people in a good place, financially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The correct answer is Wunfellaff.He has a Caristhmas Tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The OP has a real Christmas tree and is probably in serious debt; may even be a Wonga client. I have a fake Christmas tree and am financially in a good place. Who's the tink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The OP has a real Christmas tree and is probably in serious debt; may even be a Wonga client. I have a fake Christmas tree and am financially in a good place. Who's the tink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted December 14, 2015 Share Posted December 14, 2015 The OP has a real Christmas tree and is probably in serious debt; may even be a Wonga client. I have a fake Christmas tree and am financially in a good place. Who's the tink? My guess is the guy pretending to have money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted December 14, 2015 Author Share Posted December 14, 2015 The OP has a real Christmas tree and is probably in serious debt; may even be a Wonga client. I have a fake Christmas tree and am financially in a good place. Who's the tink? Dear oh dear. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Vaughn Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Never had a real tree in my 44 years. Not a tree murder! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Tree-mendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 We bought a new, fake, tree the other day. We were so determined to get it we even asked to buy the last one on display and waived the packaging. It comes pre-fitted with lights and decorations, and collapses down into a convenient size to chuck in a carrier bag. #fife4life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suspect Device Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 The tree in my house. My wife's breasts. My smile when the in laws arrive on the 23rd. 2 of the above are fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 The tree in my house. My wife's breasts. My smile when the in laws arrive on the 23rd. 2 of the above are fake. You missed out her orgasim as an option. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 You missed out her orgasim as an option. Zen... You cannae even spell it right ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 15, 2015 Share Posted December 15, 2015 Zen... You cannae even spell it right Not for the first time I've done it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wardy Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 We have a fake one. But got pine diffuser so it smells real. Doing it correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Can you edit the poll to include "Who gives a f**k?" option please This is a judgement call probably higher up the scale than the referendum. Remember the naughty or nice list. Santa rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 A bit early for this talk of Christmas trees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 Anyone who puts up their tree before December should have it torched. If it were up to me, they wouldn't go up till Christmas Eve. But it's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 10, 2016 Share Posted October 10, 2016 The highlight of my dad's working year was chosing Christmas displays for the shopping centre he managed. The displays costs a good few quid and he'd be wined and dined by the suppliers. After a heavy liquid lunch he'd usually settle on some monstrosity of a train with penguins going round a display of santa's helpers hammering things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.