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New Forth Road Bridge Closed, old one reopens

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I work at Newbridge. Absolute catastrophe all round - quickest public transport route takes around two hours and costs 20 quid (train to Gyle/Haymarket, bus from there). Not ideal. Thankfully I think my work will be understanding and I'll get to 'work from home' for the most part.

Absolute carnage all round though. Any breakdown/crash anywhere at all between Newbridge and Rosyth and you're talking four or five hours. Big hit to the economy you'd imagine.

I'll be starting the revolution at Kirkcaldy Town House at 7pm. Fife will be free from the shackles of the Edinburgh establishment at long last.

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The Fifers attempts at destroying the bridge, have been thwarted. As my exclusive footage, reveals all.

The bridge is green. Repeat. The bridge is green.

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Can the RAF make a wee detour on the way home from Syria and pelt some shitty wee villages? Heres looking at you Kelty.

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I've got to go to Falkirk from Alloa at 2pm, anybody got a Kincardine/Clackmannanshire bridge tailback update

Just go through stirling

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I predict there will be no chaos and, once it's open, folk will be wondering why so much money is being spunked on having 2 forth road bridges when they coped fine with 0.

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Thats xmas fooked for edinburgh,amazon is on the fife side

If only Edinburgh had shops people could buy presents in

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I work at Newbridge. Absolute catastrophe all round - quickest public transport route takes around two hours and costs 20 quid (train to Gyle/Haymarket, bus from there). Not ideal. Thankfully I think my work will be understanding and I'll get to 'work from home' for the most part.

Absolute carnage all round though. Any breakdown/crash anywhere at all between Newbridge and Rosyth and you're talking four or five hours. Big hit to the economy you'd imagine.

I'll be starting the revolution at Kirkcaldy Town House at 7pm. Fife will be free from the shackles of the Edinburgh establishment at long last.

f**k off. Any revolution will start from the jewel in Fife's crown which is obviously Dunfermline which Fife Council like to pretend is a city.

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Expect crime to rocket as Fife wake up believing they just started a new game of Grand Theft Auto.

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Fifers commute, Monday.

...on a tangent, i love that film!

Bridge closure is a nightmare. Luckily i live and work in Edinburgh so not too much hassle for me but a load of folk i work with are raging...they're either going to be coming in late or stupidly early and probably having as much hassle getting home. Hopefully the traffic 'solution' will make things easier for anyone who has to travel

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f**k off. Any revolution will start from the jewel in Fife's crown which is obviously Dunfermline which Fife Council like to pretend is a city.

Although that's still not taking the piss as much as the people of Elgin and Brechin

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f**k off. Any revolution will start from the jewel in Fife's crown which is obviously Dunfermline which Fife Council like to pretend is a city.

I think dunfermline is shit.

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