jamamafegan Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 We now need to build a wall across the Fife border to keep the wildlings in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny van Axeldongen Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 BBC saying that the crack wasn't there in May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strichener Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 BBC saying that the crack wasn't there in May. Always thought she wasn't human, never mind a female. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fifer Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 (edited) I work at Waverley, thankfully not for ScotRail, but it's still gonna be absolute chaos, particularly the closer to Christmas we get. Cue calls for ScotRail to "PIT OAN MARE CARRIAGES" as if they have fleets of them sitting about in a warehouse doing nothing just for a laugh. Edited December 4, 2015 by Big Fifer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 They should just open the new crossing today. Even if it's not quite finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Was this bridge designed along the same lines as the Forth? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Wouldn't be getting these sort of problems with a dece bridge like the tay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bairn Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Yeah, I go that way then over the Clackmannan Bridge but with all the additional traffic on that road it's going to be a mire. Been doing the same commute for a few years, have seen it when the FRB is shut as a one off taking me nearly two hours to get back, even when closed to high sided vehicles it has a knock on effect. Not looking forward to it. Why not head up the motorway towards Stirling then the A9 towards Perth? I'd imagine you could do Cumbernauld to Kinross in 70-80 minutes that way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I work at Waverley, thankfully not for ScotRail, but it's still gonna be absolute chaos, particularly the closer to Christmas we get. Cue calls for ScotRail to "PIT OAN MARE CARRIAGES" as if they have fleets of them sitting about in a warehouse doing nothing just for a laugh. Doo doo doo dooooo Ladies and gentlemen, the 17:42 train to Longannet will soon be approaching Platform 2. Due to the length of the platform, please only board via carriages 46 to 53. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 I blame the SNP government. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Fifers commute, Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Doo doo doo dooooo Ladies and gentlemen, the 17:42 train to Longannet will soon be approaching Platform 2. Due to the length of the platform, please only board via carriages 46 to 53. Thank you. I'm pretty sure Sarge and his mates had a similar idea in the 1940s. Why burn precious coal in Longannet when you can burn Fifers instead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 83 pages on the Paris attacks. Nap that this is bigger by Ne'er. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3345288/Forth-Road-Bridge-CLOSED-completely-defects-steelwork.html Reasonable comments from the usual Dongles on the Daily Mail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 Trains will be wild tommorow. Oh....I bought first class tickets as they were on offer. Yass min. Best of luck with not finding some psycho with a second class ticket sitting in your seat and in no mood to move. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 kevthedee's Daily Mail username has been found. bob-uk-usa, UK, United Kingdom, about an hour ago Edinburgh is on the border so will it be England or Scotland who pays for the repairs, anyone know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 83 pages on the Paris attacks. Nap that this is bigger by Ne'er. More coverage of Fifers than Syrians too: ^^^ Queensferry on Monday morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted December 4, 2015 Share Posted December 4, 2015 More coverage of Fifers than Syrians too: ^^^ Queensferry on Monday morning If there's a chance that Fife inbreds are infiltrating the genuine refugees, then we do need to shut the borders now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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