Granny Danger Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 Due to flooding on the line there will be a slight diversion. We still expect to arrive safely in May Totally agree. Rumours of derailment are greatly exaggerated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 23, 2016 Share Posted January 23, 2016 *bing bong* Squirrels on the line. Normal service will resume shortly *bing bong* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The ghost of Jim Morton Posted January 24, 2016 Share Posted January 24, 2016 A new rail franchise has taken over the running of this line. As is the case, immediate improvements have be made but it won't take long for the new mob to let things slip back to the way they were previously. As Confucius say, yer still fucked , very fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reverend Maynard Posted January 25, 2016 Share Posted January 25, 2016 A new rail franchise has taken over the running of this line. As is the case, immediate improvements have be made but it won't take long for the new mob to let things slip back to the way they were previously. As Confucius say, yer still fucked , very fucked. Most of us would agree with that. It's just nice to see a United win. If we can get another win this weekend and build on it, then we might be able to salvage something from this season, in terms of a spine of a team for next season. The team starting this season was a shadow of the one that finished in May 15. If Mixu can conjure up a decent run of results it'll take pressure of of him and give us something to build on. Our current points tally is embarrassing so again, a few more wins would be good to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Delay due to weather conditions but with extra trips over the next month should be ahead of schedule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Word coming through of a derailment. Rumours of a couple of deaths so far - a flea-bitten squirrel and a big stupid looking yellow thing. More updates to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Word coming through of a derailment. Rumours of a couple of deaths so far - a flea-bitten squirrel and a big stupid looking yellow thing. More updates to follow. Luckily I can confirm your report as being as accurate as a German signalling station. The "big stupid looking yellow thing" was in fact a victim of an accident that happened on the motorway running adjacent to the railway line. No confirmed derailment of the train has been reported. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pull My Strings Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Luckily I can confirm your report as being as accurate as a German signalling station. What a peculiar analogy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 What a peculiar analogy. If you are unaware of a train crashing in Germany today, then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Bit slow, some of these arabs. Not like the Japanese bullet train, that's quite fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Bit slow, some of these arabs. Not like the Japanese bullet train, that's quite fast. Not quite as fast as The Relegation Express though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Not quite as fast as The Relegation Express though. Yep, super speedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 The von Ryan Dow express? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 WTF's Woody Allen doing on the train? also notice the Dee Europa shuttle on the opposite track .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Surely this fucking thing is going to take off soon at the speed it's going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 The planned detour to Kilmarnock has been cancelled due to line problems. Any new diversion to go via Motherwell if planned maintenance next week is given the go-ahead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Gravitational Waves have been made today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Hopefully the two results today signal the end of Dundee United in the Premiership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 This train is well and truly back on track. No further delays or diversions are expected and .... F*ck it, no more metaphors, we're going down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 A cow on the track near Doncaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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