SlipperyP Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 1. Is the same as getting a gun to your head. You say no. All you're family are shot....can you ever live with that. (I'm not the greatest swimmer) 2. I'm not to good with levers, let's hope I pulled the correct one. (5 alive is better than 1 deid) 3. f**k the nobody, people have to live. I would even go to kill bad motherfuckers for their origins. (people like 1888KKKLitchie) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Idiot Airdrie troll seems determined to kill as many threads as possible. Needs banned. Who's his previous account(s)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who's his previous account(s)? Yer maw. She used to post before the ban of selling! Came back a troll/c**t HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yer maw. She used to post before the ban of selling! Came back a troll/c**t HTH Yer da. Talking of which, here's a beauty of a moral dilemma my mate Ricky asked me years ago: A guy takes you, both your parents and your child hostage. He puts a gun to your kid's head and says the kid's getting it unless you a)lick out yer maw b)give yer da a blow job Answers on a postcard to the usual address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 1. Is the same as getting a gun to your head. You say no. All you're family are shot....can you ever live with that. (I'm not the greatest swimmer) 2. I'm not to good with levers, let's hope I pulled the correct one. (5 alive is better than 1 deid) 3. f**k the nobody, people have to live. I would even go to kill bad motherfuckers for their origins. (people like 1888KKKLitchie) It doesn't say pulling the lever saves anyone's life in 2 though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yer da. Talking of which, here's a beauty of a moral dilemma my mate Ricky asked me years ago: A guy takes you, both your parents and your child hostage. He puts a gun to your kid's head and says the kid's getting it unless you a)lick out yer maw b)give yer da a blow job Answers on a postcard to the usual address. A. B would be weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Who's his previous account(s)? Id probably nok the the f**k who asked that Q. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yer da. Talking of which, here's a beauty of a moral dilemma my mate Ricky asked me years ago: A guy takes you, both your parents and your child hostage. He puts a gun to your kid's head and says the kid's getting it unless you a)lick out yer maw b)give yer da a blow job Answers on a postcard to the usual address. b. Because I haven't done it before to anybody I could disassociate the act from sex. It would be unsettling to get a stiffy from licking out your maw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Id probably nok the the f**k who asked that Q. Put the Sang Thip down and come back when you can form a coherent sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Yer da. Talking of which, here's a beauty of a moral dilemma my mate Ricky asked me years ago: A guy takes you, both your parents and your child hostage. He puts a gun to your kid's head and says the kid's getting it unless you a)lick out yer maw b)give yer da a blow job Answers on a postcard to the usual address. B. I'm not that close to him anyway, so it'd be easy enough to just never see him again after taking a shot in the mouth. I see my maw all the time, so would rather not go down on her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd call their bluff. If they're going to shoot my kid we are probably all getting shot anyway. Why would you want going down on your parent at gunpoint to be your last memory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd call their bluff. If they're going to shoot my kid we are probably all getting shot anyway. Why would you want going down on your parent at gunpoint to be your last memory? So you'd sacrifice your kid's life so that your final memory isn't a bad one? You're sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 So you'd sacrifice your kid's life so that your final memory isn't a bad one? You're sick. He's consistent at least, he'd also leave his kid to drown alone to save himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 He's consistent at least, he'd also leave his kid to drown alone to save himself. Thankfully, Ad Lib has as many hypothetical children as he does real ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd call their bluff. If they're going to shoot my kid we are probably all getting shot anyway. Why would you want going down on your parent at gunpoint to be your last memory? Stop trying to be a hero and suck your Dad off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 He's consistent at least, he'd also leave his kid to drown alone to save himself. Ad Lib = Ian Brady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Stop trying to be a hero and suck your Dad off. It's not his John McClane posturing that's annoying me, it's his blatant refusal to stick to the rigid terms of the moral dilemmas. Q: "What would you do if you were trapped on a boat with no food and had to decide whether to cannibalise someone on the boat or starve? There are no other options." AdLib: "I'd simply catch and eat sea turtles using hooks made from my clothing" STICK TO THE FUCKING RULES! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 It's not his John McClane posturing that's annoying me, it's his blatant refusal to stick to the rigid terms of the moral dilemmas. Q: "What would you do if you were trapped on a boat with no food and had to decide whether to cannibalise someone on the boat or starve? There are no other options." AdLib: "I'd simply catch and eat sea turtles using hooks made from my clothing" STICK TO THE FUCKING RULES! He'd be the first to go anyway. Being a bit on the hefty side. I reckon he'd do a Sunday dinner and have plenty left for sandwiches to take to your work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 He'd be the first to go anyway. Being a bit on the hefty side. I reckon he'd do a Sunday dinner and have plenty left for sandwiches to take to your work. I'd use his white guy afro as a flotation device and strike out for shore, leaving the rest of you to feast on his Seth Rogen-lookalike corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 I'd use his white guy afro as a flotation device and strike out for shore, leaving the rest of you to feast on his Seth Rogen-lookalike corpse. His milk bottle glasses will be used to reflect sunlight onto passing rescue planes, we'd be picked up in the hour. Whilst you're still doggy paddling, attracting sharks with his blood ridden head pubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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