scottsdad Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 14 hours ago, BFTD said: Stripped off for bed last night and realised I'd had my pants on backwards all day. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, somebody should warn you that one day you'll suddenly realise that you're a useless auld codger who can't even dress himself. Pretty sure @oaksoft started a thread celebrating the fact that he wears his backwards every day. In short, you are a little more oaksoft than you were a few days ago. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 18 hours ago, BFTD said: Stripped off for bed last night and realised I'd had my pants on backwards all day. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, somebody should warn you that one day you'll suddenly realise that you're a useless auld codger who can't even dress himself. That happened to me twice in succession the previous week... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 19 hours ago, BFTD said: Stripped off for bed last night and realised I'd had my pants on backwards all day. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, somebody should warn you that one day you'll suddenly realise that you're a useless auld codger who can't even dress himself. 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: That happened to me twice in succession the previous week... Did you not pish all day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 7 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Did you not pish all day? Fairly frequently - I just hoaked all my belongings out the leg of my pants. I once sat all morning with my slippers on the wrong feet and never noticed until I went to put on my shoes as I was going out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 4 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: Fairly frequently - I just hoaked all my belongings out the leg of my pants. I once sat all morning with my slippers on the wrong feet and never noticed until I went to put on my shoes as I was going out. Jeezo, pants on back to front now trying to put shoes on over your slippers. Ah, well, at least you're in the right thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: Fairly frequently - I just hoaked all my belongings out the leg of my pants. I once sat all morning with my slippers on the wrong feet and never noticed until I went to put on my shoes as I was going out. ^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 2 hours ago, oaksoft said: Whit? No idea what you are talking about. Have you been drinking in the midday sun? Found it... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Found it... He'd forget his balls if he didn't keep them in a wee bag. Edited August 12, 2022 by Cosmic Joe 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim McLean's Ghost Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) Tried to phone the take-away for a delivery. Number disconnected. Had to order online. WTF. going to miss how the kebab man finished my order. I must have been the only person still phoning up. Update: delivery guy asked why I moved online, apparently they didn't the phones have been cut off. Which still begs the question if I am the only person phoning up. Edited August 12, 2022 by Jim McLean's Ghost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 My moan is outside lane hoggers - the arseholes who insist on blocking the outside lane on motorways to travel 20mph below the speed limit - if you are going to overtake fucking overtake instead of sitting there like a fucking fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 11 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Did you not pish all day? Does anyone actually pish out the fly of their underwear, surely pulling down the waistband is far easier. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 25 minutes ago, 101 said: Does anyone actually pish out the fly of their underwear, surely pulling down the waistband is far easier. Are you one of these weirdos that undoes their belt and button at the urinal? Because i'm going to call the police one of these days. It is disturbing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK Hibee Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 8 hours ago, Jim McLean's Ghost said: Tried to phone the take-away for a delivery. Number disconnected. Had to order online. WTF. going to miss how the kebab man finished my order. I must have been the only person still phoning up. Update: delivery guy asked why I moved online, apparently they didn't the phones have been cut off. Which still begs the question if I am the only person phoning up. If you get to the point where the kebab shop delivery guy knows you this well it is maybe time to think about your life choices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 4 hours ago, HK Hibee said: If you get to the point where the kebab shop delivery guy knows you this well it is maybe time to think about your life choices. If you're posting on the Moaning-Faced Auld Duffers Thread it's maybe too late for that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingjoey Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 6 hours ago, coprolite said: Are you one of these weirdos that undoes their belt and button at the urinal? Because i'm going to call the police one of these days. It is disturbing. If I am wearing trousers with a button fly, I always do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 On 12/08/2022 at 00:31, BFTD said: Stripped off for bed last night and realised I'd had my pants on backwards all day. To paraphrase Billy Connolly, somebody should warn you that one day you'll suddenly realise that you're a useless auld codger who can't even dress himself. You wouldn't know if you were coming or going then 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 8 hours ago, coprolite said: Are you one of these weirdos that undoes their belt and button at the urinal? Because i'm going to call the police one of these days. It is disturbing. Nope use the trouser fly, but wouldn't use the boxer fly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Grown ups fiddle with the button fly without undoing their belt and, presumably, top button to go for a pish? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Surely the belt comes off when you've button fly or you just look like a wrong 'un playing with yourself trying to undo them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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