Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Exact reason to always carry some chalk, easily maek your route. Unless it's raining. Grimbo ^^^Arne Saknussemm. Edited November 23, 2015 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 ^^^Arne Saknussemm. Ah yes, from "Journey to the Sphincter of the Earth" - a book about Grangemouth, I believe. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I'm going all gooey over Zooey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sruOAvMRjhs Must admit, I prefer Linda Ronstadt. She's about 70 now, and has Parkinson's, meaning she can't sing any more, but back in the Seventies she had the voice of an angel and her albums were worth buying for the cover pics alone....... -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Exact reason to always carry some chalk, easily maek your route. Unless it's raining. Grimbo Allo Allo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 She's about 70 now, and has Parkinson's, meaning she can't sing any more, but back in the Seventies she had the voice of an angel and her albums were worth buying for the cover pics alone....... I have to confess to having a soft spot for Linda, here she is wearing the same dress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 This days are called misery days I meant mystery days. The other all weather more is to carry around a bag of pebbles & place them along the way, the main restriction is youse are quite limited to how far you can get. Grimbo That wouldn't work, either, my grandson would pick them up and take them home to granny. Hold on a minute, that's the solution - take him with me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 I remember when you used to be able to go into a café and order a "coffee", without being given a choice of 30 fucking options to choose from 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 That wouldn't work, either, my grandson would pick them up and take them home to granny. Hold on a minute, that's the solution - take him with me. How well does the lad know Edinburgh? Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidthebaw Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 Your management skills leave a lot to be desired. deci.jpg Eye witness were you? because Andrew wiz nailed upside doon...I was the joiner 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 She's about 70 now, and has Parkinson's, meaning she can't sing any more, She'd give you some w**k though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 What approx age are you when you have to start getting up for a piss during the night ?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 What approx age are you when you have to start getting up for a piss during the night ??It's when you don't get up it becomes problematic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 23, 2015 Share Posted November 23, 2015 ???? true 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 This days are called misery days I meant mystery days. The other all weather more is to carry around a bag of pebbles & place them along the way, the main restriction is youse are quite limited to how far you can get. Grimbo I suppose you think you're smart. I took your advise when I went for a walk along the beach. Unfortunately it was a long, pebble covered beach and I couldn't find my way back to my car. Four hours I wandered about for and it was getting dark. When I didn't arrive home in time to watch Eggheads my family became worried and alerted the coastguards who eventually found me. So dropping pebbles to mark your path isn't always a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 I suppose you think you're smart. I took your advise when I went for a walk along the beach. Unfortunately it was a long, pebble covered beach and I couldn't find my way back to my car. Four hours I wandered about for and it was getting dark. When I didn't arrive home in time to watch Eggheads my family became worried and alerted the coastguards who eventually found me. So dropping pebbles to mark your path isn't always a good idea. Silly auld fart. You turn your pebbles upside down so they stand out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rudolph Hucker Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Silly auld fart. You turn your pebbles upside down so they stand out. A new variation on "If at first you don't succeed, pull your foreskin over your heid......." -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 Silly auld fart. You turn your pebbles upside down so they stand out. A cunning plan, thank-you sir. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted November 24, 2015 Share Posted November 24, 2015 A cunning plan, thank-you sir. That's what the chalk is for. You write your name assess & phone number on each pebble so that if you are lost on the pebbly beach the polis can come and pick up your pebbles & return them home for your family to have something to remember you by. Silly sausage. Grimbo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlowspider Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 She'd give you some w**k though. Completely besotted with her when I was 15. Somewhat disillusioned to discover later that she had a reputation for being the bicycle of choice of Laurel Canyon musicians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 That's what the chalk is for. You write your name assess & phone number on each pebble so that if you are lost on the pebbly beach the polis can come and pick up your pebbles & return them home for your family to have something to remember you by. Silly sausage. Grimbo If I had to carry pebbles big enough to get all that info on I wouldn't be able to walk very far anyway so less chance of getting lost I s'pose. Sometimes remembering my name, address and phone number can be a bit of a problem anyway so I had some labels made to sew inside my clothes. I thought that this was a good solution until 1 day I had an unfortunate accident and ended up in A & E. I was quite traumatised and confused and struggling to remember my name but the staff were most helpful trying to get the details. I managed to tell them to look at the label inside my jacket. It turns out that my name and address is Mr. George, 44L Do Not Dry Clean, Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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