YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 January - weather's shite,usually skint. 4 February - same as January tbh,if slightly better. 5 March - bit of a nondescript month, can't really remember anything ever happening in March. Does it actually exist? 6 April - love a cheeky April. Weather picks up, Spring Break and Jesus is reborn. What a month. 8 May - taps aff and end of season drama. Also an 8 June - probably the best month weather wise, strikes the balance just right between hot and boiling. Every two years there's a Football tournament and I'm usually on holiday. Perfect month. 10 July - WATP. 8 August - end of summer and start of the season. 7 September - my birthday, so maybe I'm biased, but an all round #qual month. 7 October - sometimes October gets a bit too big for it's boots and thinks it's entitled to start snowing, but Halloween makes up for it. 7 November - what the f**k are you playing at November? Turgid pish with literally no redeeming qualities . The Wisbit of the calendar. 2 December- despite it's (frankly misleading) name, December is pretty average. Sure Christmas is great, but the weather's shite and I have to spend time with my family. NYE puts the dece in December though. 6.5 Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 January - weather's shite,usually skint. 4 February - same as January tbh,if slightly better. 5 March - bit of a nondescript month, can't really remember anything ever happening in March. Does it actually exist? 6 April - love a cheeky April. Weather picks up, Spring Break and Jesus is reborn. What a month. 8 May - taps aff and end of season drama. Also an 8 June - probably the best month weather wise, strikes the balance just right between hot and boiling. Every two years there's a Football tournament and I'm usually on holiday. Perfect month. 10 July - WATP. 8 August - end of summer and start of the season. 7 September - my birthday, so maybe I'm biased, but an all round #qual month. 7 October - sometimes October gets a bit too big for it's boots and thinks it's entitled to start snowing, but Halloween makes up for it. 7 November - what the f**k are you playing at November? Turgid pish with literally no redeeming qualities . The Wisbit of the calendar. 2 Deceember- despite it's (frankly misleading) name, December is pretty average. Sure Christmas is great, but the weather's shite and I have to spend time with my family. NYE puts the dece in December though. 6.5 Thoughts? ...and I've ruined General Nonsense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 ...and I've ruined General Nonsense!Add this post as another reason why November is shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 January should be a 1. Christmas/NYE is gone, you're skint, you've still got 2 months of shite weather, and worse of all you're going to be year older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 That's a bit shit, you should discuss the bottom 3 months, list the middle six and close the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Add this post as another reason why November is shite.Oh, you're good eh? Maybe you should mark November down a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 November and January are a bit rank all the rest are good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted November 10, 2015 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 Oh, you're good eh? Maybe you should mark November down a point.If I took off a point every time you made a shite post then every month would be a 0.#zing #telt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 If I took off a point every time you made a shite post then every month would be a 0. #zing #telt Aye, I'm suitably chastised. Put one point on if you ever make a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 September to December - Good January to March - Shite April to August - Fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 April and June get the thumbs up from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy Wiseau Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 January 7 February 6 March 7 April 6 May 5 June 4 July 5 August 6 September 7 October 9 November 8 December 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Lousy Smarch weather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 November has the annual two week long Guy Fawkes night, I'm A Celebrity starts with all their Christmas adverts in between and shopping centres open their Santa's Grotto seven weeks before Christmas. This is the worst month for me. February comes next, but at least that's shorter than all the others, so that has some redeeming qualities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 December >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rest (in no specific order) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 C October-------------------------AugustMayAprilMarchDecember-------------------------------SeptemberJuneNovemberJanuary ------------------------------P February------------------------------R July Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 January gets a point for being the big lads Scottish cup day. The greatest day of the year. That still only makes it a 1.5 though as its shite otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Decemb C October ------------------------- August May April March December ------------------------------- September June November January ------------------------------ P February ------------------------------ R July December have struggled since the overspending issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Song of the Weather by Flanders and Swann January brings the snow, Makes your feet and fingers glow. February's ice and sleet Freeze the toes tight off your feet. Welcome March with wintry wind Would thou wert not so unkind! April brings the sweet spring showers, On and on for hours and hours. Farmers fear unkindly May Frost by night and hail by day. June just rains and never stops Thirty days and spoils the crops. In July the sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not. August, cold and dank and wet, Brings more rain than any yet. Bleak September's mist and mud Is enough to chill the blood. Then October adds a gale, Wind and slush and rain and hail. Dark November brings the fog Should not do it to a dog. Freezing wet December, then Bloody January again! January brings the snow ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 10, 2015 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Song of the Weather by Flanders and Swann January brings the snow, Makes your feet and fingers glow. February's ice and sleet Freeze the toes tight off your feet. Welcome March with wintry wind Would thou wert not so unkind! April brings the sweet spring showers, On and on for hours and hours. Farmers fear unkindly May Frost by night and hail by day. June just rains and never stops Thirty days and spoils the crops. In July the sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it's not. August, cold and dank and wet, Brings more rain than any yet. Bleak September's mist and mud Is enough to chill the blood. Then October adds a gale, Wind and slush and rain and hail. Dark November brings the fog Should not do it to a dog. Freezing wet December, then Bloody January again! January brings the snow ... Donald Swann must have written this lyric. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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