BFTD Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I wear a silver pinky ring I had made from a washer when I was 16. I also get my hole most days From a pinky ring? There but for the grace of God and all that, you brave soldier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Did you get his autograph, at least? Pumpido was clearly a pussy compared to my goalkeeping friend as he didn't pass out. He joined us in the search for his finger with his bone and tendons hanging out. When we found his finger it was placed back into position over the bone before he ran the length of the pitch to his mate's car and got taken to hospital. Hospital couldn't save it though and had to cut the bone back to the knuckle *boak* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Pumpido was clearly a pussy compared to my goalkeeping friend as he didn't pass out. He joined us in the search for his finger with his bone and tendons hanging out. When we found his finger it was placed back into position over the bone before he ran the length of the pitch to his mate's car and got taken to hospital. Hospital couldn't save it though and had to cut the bone back to the knuckle *boak* Ooh. Sounds like a bit of de-gloving going on, rather than a clean break at the joint. Don't ever do an image search for 'degloving', BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 I've only even worn a wedding ring (3 different ones, I'm no a cheapskate) and a watch when I'm working or going out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Ooh. Sounds like a bit of de-gloving going on, rather than a clean break at the joint. Don't ever do an image search for 'degloving', BTW. OFFS! After definitely not searching for degloving I can confirm that that's what it was. I wish I'd known that at the time so I could've cracked a witty joke, what with him being a goalkeeper and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Don't ever do an image search for 'degloving', BTW. Like the old 'don't press the button' my curious mind made me search for the images. You weren't fucking kidding! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Really need to re-think my attempts at deterrence TBH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 8, 2015 Share Posted November 8, 2015 Really need to re-think my attempts at deterrence TBH Tell them you have a Trident missile. Seems to work for the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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