DA Baracus Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 No, not the anus. That's a different thread. I've always thought that any guy wearing a ring that isn't a wedding ring (although I don't like them either) is a bit of a jake. Have never liked them and should I somehow ever become married (aye I know, calm down), I won't be wearing one. The worst are gold ones. Darts players are good examples of utter minks who wear them. They usually look like Argos' finest, the type of shit that not even a wee kid would buy for his dad for father's day in his naiveity. On women it's slightly different, as one or maybe two don't look abrasive to the eyes, but any more and you're thinking about the state of her vag. Does anyone else thing rings look a bit jakey? Do folk on here wear them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I don't wear any (sported an engagement ring many years ago but that's a different story!) No particular reason why, although I don't really like drawing attention to my hands as I have abnormally small thumbs which I think look ridiculous tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The one that makes you invisible seems pretty cool tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The_Kincardine seems the type to have a "Sovvy" on every finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Haven't seen a post from that tedious alchy in a while. Must be touring the off licenses inspecting White Lightning bottles for grammatical errors on the labels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urban Gorilla Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Used to know a guy that wore a thumb ring. Obviously a total walloper. I work with a couple of older guys at work. Late 50s. They both have an earring in one ear. Looks ridiculous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The_Kincardine seems the type to have a "Sovvy" on every finger. How did you know? Not on my thumbs, though, so that's only the 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I saw a guy lose his wedding ring finger just before a kickabout game of football. Jumped up to touch the crossbar, got his wedding ring caught in the net hooks and landed back on his feet staring at his hand shouting "I'VE LOST MA FUCKIN FINGER". We found his finger in the grass and his mangled ring wedged on the hook. I made a point of never wearing a ring and had serious second thoughts about wearing one once I got married. I relented to the wife's petted lip but have promised myself never to jump up and touch a crossbar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 I wear my mums wedding ring on the pinkie of my right hand. It's the only thing I have of hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Used to want one when I was younger. Went to try one on and immediately realised it was a daft idea. Had my ear pierced as a teenage ned. Worst decision ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Any jewellery on a guy is a bit shit imo. Notable exception above obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The only time that rings are acceptable on a male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 The only time that rings are acceptable on a male. You ever seen 'all the emotions of Eric B'? I'll look it out if not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 My ring is always filthy and I'm forever having to buff it up in public. ^^^^^^^ Dirty Old Randy Aberdonian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 You ever seen 'all the emotions of Eric B'? I'll look it out if not. Never heard of it and I'm a huge Eric B & Rakim fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 When we got engaged my wife bought me a ring (I bought her one too, considerably more expensive I might add), which I wore on my left hand. When we got married I got a wedding ring, and the engagement ring was swapped to my right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Never heard of it and I'm a huge Eric B & Rakim fan. Just been looking for it and can't find it anywhere. It's actually called The Many Moods of Eric B. I've put out a distress call for it on fb so hopefully one of my homiez will help me out. Bear with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Men wearing rings other than a wedding ring, or have their ear(s) pierced for that matter, are generally found down the lower end of the social spectrum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Wedding band only here. Can't see it ever being any other way. Those huge signet rings are just weird in a time where nobody's sealing their confidential letters with wax. Ear piercings are bad enough on lassies, but an absolute abortion on men. Scads of bling seems to be a desperate attempt to imply success and wealth, but there's literally nobody who doesn't realise it's quite the opposite. Bizarre behaviour. I've always thought that any guy wearing a ring that isn't a wedding ring (although I don't like them either) is a bit of a jake. Have never liked them and should I somehow ever become married (aye I know, calm down), I won't be wearing one. Just do like the older boys on here and slip it off when the need arises Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted November 7, 2015 Share Posted November 7, 2015 Scads of bling seems to be a desperate attempt to imply success and wealth, but there's literally nobody who doesn't realise it's quite the opposite. Bizarre behaviour. If you have the money to pay £20k on some rings then you have the wealth. Don't see how it can be the opposite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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