NotThePars Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Probably people falling for his really obvious trolling exercises. He's a class poster though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Throbber is a good poster who i enjoy reading, but he would be in my top 50 roasters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spain Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Throbber being in the list is disappointing, he is usually hilarious. Quit whining Helen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Don't be disappointed the reason that was given was clearly just for funny reasons ie the w**k sock and the football support change (all of which wasn't relevant in 2015) Besides if there was a top 50 posters I would fancy being higher up than 48 on that list if we did the same process 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I agree with Bennett though. If you ever have the misfortune to stumble into the BRALT, he's in there holding court with his fellow simpletons, giving people nicknames and pretending the last time he ventured out didn't end in glorious embarrassment.Didn't he do a tear stained resignation as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 No 46 The Phoenix Why? Because Miskateer Gripweed voted for him among others. Cuntometer Rating: 7 The Phoenix is a funny guy. Not because he makes people laugh, but he still lives in an era of the Bob Monkhouse esq puns. However he does bring something to the forum - for starters he makes Zen Archer barely tolerable in comparison. He doesn't post much on General Nonsense these days, so this would explain his low scoring in the cuntometer; his only thread this year was Catchphrase Thread back in January 2015. This was a pretty decent thread tbh. The Phoenix was the lovechild of a Victorian Master and his chambermaid in the Victorian Workhouse of Stirling circa 1908. His main influences in life were Bob Monkhouse, Jim Davidson and Larry Burns and is a qualified Fletcher. He has a passion for birds of prey and his favourite animal is the Osprey. 'A genuinely unpunny poster.' Lenny Henry 'The phoenix is to comedy, what Grimbo is to corporate finance' Mary Berry 'I'd rather chew on Throbber's socks than read The Phoenix's posts' 8mileBU 'Always welcome in our forum' Fan of the Juniors 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Very disappointed I've missed my cutoff for the vote I have faith 8Mile will still be number one though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 YassinMoutickleskids Throbber's a great poster. Just tells it how it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 4. Addie 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 4. Addie 5 points. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 I hope my efforts earn me top spot. I like winning things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Addie what's the top 4 before 46? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Quit whining Helen. You need to get some of your own patter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 You need to get some of your own patter. If anything came from this, I found this gif, never seen this episode. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted October 31, 2015 Author Share Posted October 31, 2015 No 45CraigKillieRep Count: 3821Posts: 27,177One of Ayrshire's most boring exports since New Cumnock, CraigKillie has been on this site for what feels like eons due to his ever found desire to know things about Scottish Football - you know, like how many toilet seats are in the in left hand bogs in the Davie Cooper Stand. Stuff that's important to a lot of people obviously.He moved to Australia this year to manage a massage parlour, staffed by Anthea Turner look-a-likes in dwarf form. Nah not really, he is probably a chartered accountant or something like that.Recently, Craig started a thread 'Who's behind you' in an effort to re-invent himself. Tbf he isn't entirely boring though. Here are some of his more exciting examples: We haven't been declining over the last few years - here are the points earned per season since 2008/09. This belter was really good too. Don't just take my word for it though... '...dunno why, just irks me somewhat with the tone of his posts. Tends to answer a question with a question. Buffoon.' Mozza 'a pretty tedious poster, needs to put the factbook down and get his hole. Bores the tits off of everyone.' Tarmo Kink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 No 45 CraigKillie 'a pretty tedious poster, needs to put the factbook down and get his hole. Bores the tits off of everyone.' Tarmo Kink 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Mozza, dishing out the 'telts'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 The poor man's hibee jibee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 Craigkillie should be nowhere near the list solely for this exchange (even though it was last year): Do that in the street, you'd be expecting a court date. This is one of the most ridiculous things that people say. If you completed a perfectly executed slide tackle on an old lady doing her shopping you'd probably end up in court too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted October 31, 2015 Share Posted October 31, 2015 No idea why people think Craigkillie is boring tbh, I find it hilarious when he gets morons telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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