The_Kincardine Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I have never been - why are men holding hands there? When I was at Yooni 35 years ago one of our lecturers had spent 10 years as a development worker in Ethiopia. He was surprised when one of his colleagues held his hand as they walked to a meeting. Having been there myself now I don't see it as odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 There's no doubt that coming out could make an average player very wealthy. Not suggesting that this is what's happening but perhaps management/agencies are working on the best way to do it? Both from a playing and financial perspective. That's not supposed to sound cynical, I'm sure most people in a similar situation would want to do the same. Also given that every player will almost certainly be shelling out for the services of a marketing agency to promote their own image. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Have there been any open homosexuals on p and b? ^^^^^grindr is your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Real Saints Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 He's got a girlfriend. I accept your point that he probably wouldn't 'come out' during these current circumstances. One day, though. One day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Have there been any open homosexuals on p and b? There is, but he's a Tory, best to avoid especially if it's your first time, he'll probably nick your tax credits while you're still feeling the afterglow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadgerTheBadger Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 He's got a girlfriend. Michael Barrymore was married, she obviously didn't teach him how to swim but they were married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Poor FF, has he twigged yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I would w**k David Cameron off for 100 k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I would w**k David Cameron off for 100 k There is a tale of a gentleman on a park bench who asks a young lady who has just sat down at the other end, 'would you sleep with me for a thousand pounds?' The young lady replies, 'well of course' The gentleman then asks, ' would you sleep with me for five pounds?' The young lady replies indignantly, 'what sort of woman do you think I am?' The gent responds, 'we have already established the sort of woman that you are, now we are negotiating' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyal-blue Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Anyone that thinks a footballer coming out isn't a big deal should remember that this kind of thing is still happening. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/731420/aberdeen-mans-broken-nose-picture-homophobic-attack-goes-viral-facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 There is a tale of a gentleman on a park bench who asks a young lady who has just sat down at the other end, 'would you sleep with me for a thousand pounds?' The young lady replies, 'well of course' The gentleman then asks, ' would you sleep with me for five pounds?' The young lady replies indignantly, 'what sort of woman do you think I am?' The gent responds, 'we have already established the sort of woman that you are, now we are negotiating' I wouldn't want him off for a fiver Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I wouldn't want him off for a fiver Assuming that this is an error, you are still a hoor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Assuming that this is an error, you are still a hoor. I hate autocorrect and i hate you zen, although if you want a hand job I'm open to offers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 I hate autocorrect and i hate you zen, although if you want a hand job I'm open to offers Bookmarked, just in case I turn, obviously I would expect a few free trial runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Top tip that I use throbber. If you lie on your cock til it goes numb it feels like you are wanking someone else off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Watch out Throbs. He'll use the "if you want to give me a hand job, pull my nob once, if not, pull it 100 times" routine. ^^^^^ Mozz is an 'old hand' at this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Top tip that I use throbber. If you lie on your cock til it goes numb it feels like you are wanking someone else off. Lies. Cocks don't go numb, hands do. Or bullets, whatever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Just for clarity, I am not a footballer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Now he tells us! It's for the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 "Beastiality,Paedophilia and Necrophilia are alright"- Paranoid Android, 2015. That's not love, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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