Grim O'Grady Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Are you an unofficial world record holder? Are you thinking that land speed record looks a piece o pish, I could beat that? Do you think your w**k sock has had more hits than a 2nd hand dartboard. (No P&B lege in mind on this one). Well here is the place to stand up proud & tell us what you are the World Record breaker of? Bagsy 1st go cos I started the book. I am the current world record holder of starting the shortest hunger strike in the world. We never missed a meal. Because it can only be verified by the other cons & the polis (it was in a police station not a prison) both are too unreliable for Mr McWhirter to officially confirm my record but I know the truth. So here you go now tell us your record breaking feats? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Not me personally but a friend of mine was the worlds fastest texter. He won the competition in London, setting a new world record at the time. That evening, the Sun took him to Stringfellows in a limo full of page 3 girls. Some carry on he got out of it for a few years, through various media appearances etc His record was eventually smashed by some 14 year old South Korean girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Did Larbert Par not attempt to break the world record for eating Ferrero Rochers on Britain's Got Talent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Just checked the Guinness World Records website and the shite world record I was part of is still in place. Bow before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Just checked the Guinness World Records website and the shite world record I was part of is still in place. Bow before me. This is the p&b equivalent of Vaguebooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 This is the p&b equivalent of Vaguebooking. Meh. I've posted it on here before on similar threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Meh. I've posted it on here before on similar threads. Ok, I'll let you off this time seeing as you're famous and that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Fucking swingball? The book is full of shite like this these days. Im disgusted with you Ross, disgusted. I'm disgusted with myself. I thought it was something else entirely. Disgusted and disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Im disgusted with you Ross, disgusted. What are your thoughts on Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I'm disgusted with myself. I thought it was something else entirely. Disgusted and disappointed. Was it of a competitive standard? I ask because I remember a world record attempt for "biggest ever custard pie fight", televised on Linford's Record Breakers (BBC) c.late-90s. It was a fucking sham. They weren't even throwing them at each other. Just fucking about throwing them any old place. Disgusted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I can get from an obscure clubs wikipedia page to any lower league Scottish team quicker than anyone I know. We've done races at Uni and I'm streaks ahead. I'd like the record for that please, Grimbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I can complete the first level of Sonic 2 in 9 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigOutYourSoul Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 I can get from an obscure clubs wikipedia page to any lower league Scottish team quicker than anyone I know. We've done races at Uni and I'm streaks ahead. I'd like the record for that please, Grimbo. Used to love this game, spent far too long messing about on Wiki. Get from Cadbury Roses to Samuel L. Jackson in less than 4 hyperlinks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Used to love this game, spent far too long messing about on Wiki. Get from Cadbury Roses to Samuel L. Jackson in less than 4 hyperlinks... That is good. My most proud moment was going from SP La Fiorita (San Marino) to Montrose in 8 clicks via Kim Kallstrom and Hull City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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