Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I like a red head with curves and mighty big bosoms. Thin/skinny women are a turn-off. Nothing less attractive. Get away, you don't do you? I'd never have guessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Ass or titties? I find the question absurd as they go together like cheese & wine, meat & veg or Cagney & Lacey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 'Kin hell there's an acoustic version! Which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Whit?? No idea what you're alluding to or suggesting. Punch him AidsMile, he's talking shit about your choice of wimmin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Whit?? No idea what you're alluding to or suggesting. Course you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Skinny wi droopy tits, greasy unkempt hair, pale complexion, no many of her own teeth and probably wears the same scanties for a week and does anything you want (except kissing). Might not sound too great but at 15 quid for 30 minutes it's not too bad value (if you can ignore the needle marks on her arms), Haven't seen her for a while to be honest, I don't get up to Dundee as often since they got promoted. Also prefer women who swallow rather than spit. ETA: Not too bothered about women's legs to be honest except when its cold and they keep your ears warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I genuinely don't! Edit: Can you explain? You were hanging about redhead like a bad smell the other week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Ones without a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 You were hanging about redhead like a bad smell the other week. Tbf to the opportunistic toaly launcher, it's just his nature, he appears to have contaminated the entire site with his unique funk. *pulls t shirt over nose* Aye, I'm off for another shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Holy f**k!!! Hahahaha! :lol: You getting all territorial and caveman-like over the poster 'Redhead' who (to my knowledge) neither of us have seen or even met Sarge?! Fucking hell! I wouldn't dare cut your grass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Ones without a dick.Look at mister picky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Cool story. An all too predictable, shite comeback from Falkirks Ferret Faced Feechy FIngered Flinger of Faeces. I know you can do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Made an arse of that Dee Dee. Must do better Oh bugger ETA Fiddlesticks, Far too many Fucking F-words. Forgot my Fingers were Fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 I must admit, I can be a bit of a muppet at times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiltrum Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 When a girl asked the Serge if he wanted "super sex" he said....... Soup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Found any yet? That reminds me, anyone heard from sjc recently? I'm sure he's floating around somewhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 A more serious answer than last time. Pale, dark hair. Not skinny without being fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Rich I've told you before, I'm spoken for. But I'm honestly flattered. You're a lovely guy and you deserve a special someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 A more serious answer than last time. Pale, dark hair. Not skinny without being fat. Found your dream woman. Click Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Found your dream woman. Click Wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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