The Grass Is Greener. Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Not seen Jimmy or AberdeenBud post for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 I thought it was only women who wiped their arse while sitting down. Now I know some strange men do it too. You stand up to wipe? Weirdo. , to be honest thought I would be banned within the first few weeks of signing up We live in hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Sorry but how can you even wipe sitting down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Sorry but how can you even wipe sitting down?You thrust your arm between your legs and smear the shit from your rectum towards your balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I spend far too much time on here i know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 Sorry but how can you even wipe sitting down? In a great deal of comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Sorry but how can you even wipe sitting down? It's a lot less bovver than a hovver. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Sorry but how can you even wipe sitting down? Lift a cheek and have at it. You'll find you end up a lot less raw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Lift a cheek and have at it. You'll find you end up a lot less raw... That's not really sitting, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted October 1, 2015 Author Share Posted October 1, 2015 That's not really sitting, is it? If one cheek remains on the seat, it's sitting. Have you never sat on the bus next to a fat person before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I spend time on P&B because if I didn't, my productivity levels at work would be far too high for my liking and I don't want the pressure of having to constantly perform at that level. Also, I struggle to get started in work until I have done the quiz. It has become an important part of my daily routine in the office. I find Grimbo quite funny. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 If one cheek remains on the seat, it's sitting. Have you never sat on the bus next to a fat person before? Still not sitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 There are people out there that go threeways on a pint! You thrust your arm between your legs and smear the shit from your rectum towards your balls. Tanbag aye ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallo_Madrid Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I've learned that some human beings brush their teeth in the shower and stand up to wipe their arse. With that, it's given me a strange and unique insight into bathroom life beyond my own which I wouldn't have had otherwise. Eta: written on the bus home to pass time. I can't fathom how cleaning your teeth in the shower is anything but a good thing? Standing up to wipe your arse is disgusting though, there is no way you are properly cleaning yourself down there using this technique. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I can't fathom how cleaning your teeth in the shower is anything but a good thing? Standing up to wipe your arse is disgusting though, there is no way you are properly cleaning yourself down there using this technique. See, I'm the exact opposite. I just cannot fathom how someone could properly wipe themselves whilst seated. It baffles and disgusts me. Until the original P&B thread about this subject a while back it had never even occurred to me that there were people out there sitting to wipe. Clatty b*****ds. I brush my teeth in the shower in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I was a Stander until i read the thread on here. Now I'm a fully converted Sitter, cant believe i never thought of it before to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 I can't believe people wipe sitting down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Anyone over the age of 5 who wipes standing up should be sectioned. The only time it would be acceptable would be if you shat whilst standing up - and you're probably doing that because you've come to terms with the fact you're a mentalist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Give it a go, you will never go back. A much deeper clean i find. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 1, 2015 Share Posted October 1, 2015 Whilst we're on the subject of shitting habits, a friend recently let on to me that he only takes a shite if he has wet wipes available. I found this extremely strange until another friend piped up saying he was the same. Am I the one in the wrong here and the whole world has moved on from mere scented toilet paper to wet wipes? EDIT - I should state I'm firmly in the "lift a cheek and wipe" crew. What sort of muppet stands up? Your arse cheeks close when you stand up, it must be a horrible mess to clean up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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