mattydfc Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Am I the only who lies down to wipe...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's the stuff of democracy. One can never have enough polls, especially on something of say such great merit. Indy ref 2 can wait. Scotland needs to stand up or sir down on this matter of national interest & hygiene. Grimbo Pump yer democracy. We need to appoint a Stehenfurher immediately and build reeducation camps for the swipers, among us. I think you'll all find, Desperate diseases call for desperate remedies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 It's an oblong spheroid. Edit: which I realise could also be the shape of some jobbies. Only if your tea towel holder has the same circumference as a Pringles tub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Only if your tea towel holder has the same circumference as a Pringles tub. Don't pretend you don't know what I'm on about. One of those torpedo ones which goes in without splashing and sometimes disappears altogether and makes you question whether you actually had a poo at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Don't pretend you don't know what I'm on about. One of those torpedo ones which goes in without splashing and sometimes disappears altogether and makes you question whether you actually had a poo at all. I ken fine, aka the ghostie or the hunt for brown October. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 I ken fine, aka the ghostie or the hunt for brown October. Very little wiping required too which is a bonus for either camp. (Far more preferable to the jaggy ones) Edit. extra words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted October 6, 2015 Share Posted October 6, 2015 Very little wiping required too which is a bonus for either camp. (Far more preferable to the jaggy ones) Edit. extra words. Agreed. No more than a single, customary, dicht is required for it to be declared as a true ghostie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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