Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Load of boffins, fruitcakes and Jesus freaks on youtube just now proclaiming the end of the world is next week, the 23rd, either by a giant meteor strike or the Cern collider turning the earth into a dot or some other shite, what are your plans for the last few days? I'll probably just dish out a few telts to cunto neighbours about selfish behaviour, and that's about it from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephen Malkmus Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 My plan is to silently save the earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorlomin Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 What a waste of Liv Tyler and even the ever lame Ben Affleck. Still not as soppy as Deep Impact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Rangers play St Johnstone on Tuesday........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Load of boffins, fruitcakes and Jesus freaks on youtube just now proclaiming the end of the world is next week, the 23rd, either by a giant meteor strike or the Cern collider turning the earth into a dot or some other shite, what are your plans for the last few days? I'll probably just dish out a few telts to cunto neighbours about selfish behaviour, and that's about it from me. Oh bollocks, I've got a meeting about getting some sponsorship for a team I run on the 24th & we are meeting the builders on the 25th about them starting work on our house ffs. Here's my plans for the EOTW. I'm going to buy the most expensive bottle of red wine I can find in Morrisons, actually f**k it I'm going to pinch it. Then I'm going to drink it & if the freaks are right I'll be swearing & telling everyone I love them outside St Peters gates, probably throw-up as well. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Well that's my holiday ruined. Thanks very much tinfoil-hat wearing lunatics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Right who wants to volunteer to break my VL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Well I'll save a fortune on Christmas presents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I fly to Vegas 2 weeks on Monday ya earth ending c***s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 Thanks very much tinfoil-hat wearing lunatics By the law of averages they are going to be right one of these times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owsley Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Doubt I'll go to the gym tomorrow then, what's the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Knowing my luck I'll win the euro millions on Friday & they'll ask me to come pick up the loot on Wednesday. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I wanted to see Saints pump United once more before I die ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Load of boffins, fruitcakes and Jesus freaks on youtube just now proclaiming the end of the world is next week, the 23rd, either by a giant meteor strike or the Cern collider turning the earth into a dot or some other shite, what are your plans for the last few days? I'll probably just dish out a few telts to cunto neighbours about selfish behaviour, and that's about it from me. This will happen five minutes after full time at Parkhead due to Jon Daly scoring a hat-trick and us pumping Celtic out of the cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Going to go and blow every last penny I have on booze and hookers. Then on the 24th I'll have to explain to the missus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Fook sake I'm working and off the 24th. Typical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Well that's my day out to Tussaud's fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibby82 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 I'll try to finish reading the entire Word Association thread. Only 36,984 posts to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fotbawmad Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 People have been predicting the end of the world since the beginning of time, but even a broken clock is right twice a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Is this the only way that the National Press will deal with Jeremy Corbyn? I'm positive we'll all still be here on the 24th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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