mattydfc Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Chinese buffets are fucking excellent. I wouldn't go for a special occasion unless it was my child who wanted to go for their birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Chinese buffets are fucking excellent. I wouldn't go for a special occasion unless it was my child who wanted to go for their birthday. I always thought that you and I could get along...until this. Chinese buffets are for fat schemie women who are enticed on a Wednesday afternoon by free draft Coca-Cola and lukewarm faux Asian food. Maybe the long pregnancy has had an effect on you, but I'm disappointed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Everytime I venture into a Chinese buffet it seems an excellent idea. Then I feel absolutely awful for hours due to overdosing on greasy, mostly tasteless and rough UK style Asian food. Brutal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Chinese buffets are fine if and only if at least four of the following conditions are met: 1) it's your only 'full' meal of the day (ie you can have a banana or something earlier but nothing two-handed or sit-down) 2) you're in a backwater with nowhere else dece to eat 3) you're not dining alone 4) it isn't a special occasion (exception, as Matty points out, is a birthday or similar celebration for someone under legal drinking age) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Sat in Wetherspoons on West George St last Sunday lunch. Old guy sits down next to us by himself and starts sipping his pint, starts to tell me how him and his mate, had just completed the worlds first head transplant. I asked him who the donor was. 'Ah just an old fella who lived in the flat upstairs' !!!!! Just thought I'd share that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampy Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Sat in Wetherspoons on West George St last Sunday lunch. Old guy sits down next to us by himself and starts sipping his pint by himself, starts to tell us about how him and his mate had justYou just made some jakey's shit story even more shit.Edit: ok you edited the rest of it in but still, underwhelming stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 You just made some jakey's shit story even more shit. sent by mistake, f*ckin keyboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 You just made some jakey's shit story even more shit. Edit: ok you edited the rest of it in but still, underwhelming stuff . You don't think that's a slightly odd exchange?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Sat in Wetherspoons on West George St last Sunday lunch. Old guy sits down next to us by himself and starts sipping his pint, starts to tell me how him and his mate, had just completed the worlds first head transplant. I asked him who the donor was. 'Ah just an old fella who lived in the flat upstairs' !!!!! Just thought I'd share thatHahaha, what a story Mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 I was sitting in a pub in East Kilbride once when a complete stranger wandered over to the table and said: "I........AM AN OCTOPUS!!!!" Then he wandered off again. Mate and I just looked at each other and shrugged. Loads of zoomers in EK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Sat in Wetherspoons on West George St last Sunday lunch. Old guy sits down next to us by himself and starts sipping his pint, starts to tell me how him and his mate, had just completed the worlds first head transplant. I asked him who the donor was. 'Ah just an old fella who lived in the flat upstairs' !!!!! Just thought I'd share thatHeads gone thread for this pish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 We had a thread on this which got deleted when the forum went down. The consensus from most posters not named Wisbit or 1320Lichtie was that if you're over the age of 12 replica shirts are unacceptable unless you're playing 5s or doing the gardening. Whit? You're confusing me with someone else Is this because I took the piss out your trainers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 I'm sure you were one of the ones being quite serious in the defence of wearing a replica shirt abroad. apologies if I'm mistaken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 It was Lichtie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 Thought so, cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 1320Lichtie is almost guaranteed to have worn a Celtic / Liverpool strip in a Linekers Bar while complaining about not being able to find a good steak pie, "just this foreign muck". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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