tamthebam Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 My missus is a bit snooty, what's the best colour Kia I should get her? Grimbo Orange. That's a Kia Ora. meanwhile police have issued a photo of this red motorbike menace: (one for the Glen Michael's Cartoon Cavalcade kids there..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 As a regular pedestrian I'd like to moan about the following: Drivers, please remember to use your indicators when turning a corner. We're not fucking psychic. Cyclists, decide whether or not you're a road user or a pedestrian. If you're a road user then don't merrily sail through junctions when pedestrians are crossing. Of course, you are not a couple of tons of truck but you are a road user. Act like one and respect pedestrians in case you meet the pedestrian who pounds you and your selfish lycra clad fud/hipster escapee from Amsterdam routine* stupid fucking melt into the road. Thank you. *I am passionate about such things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 "Vilevo" is Italian for "wearing a condom and suit of armour at the same time". I didn't know that but somehow I would say it was appropriate for Vilevo drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted September 1, 2015 Author Share Posted September 1, 2015 The two fingers were possibly to check if your counting was as bad as your spelling. If you are a 3 year old child. I apologise. Tahnk yuo fro yrou knid comemnt cnutface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I Ran over and killed a pigeon the other day. There was two pigeons on the road and I slowed down as I approached the said birds. 99 times out of hundred the birds fly away unharmed. I honestly couldn't believe it when I felt I had ran over something and my suspicions were confirmed when I looked in the mirror and saw a mass of feathers floating to the ground and a flat pigeon on the ground. I was going to stop and investigate but I remembered someone in a house nearby kept pigeons and I wasn't sure if the pigeon was wild or not. This is the second pigeon I have killed in similar circumstances, I'm really going to start to watch what I'm doing. Pesky animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 The other day, my son was eating a red lolly when he was run over by a yellow lorry. I have a Jonathon Ross-style speech impediment and the coroner was Chinese. What a carry-on that was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 The other day, my son was eating a red lolly when he was run over by a yellow lorry. I have a Jonathon Ross-style speech impediment and the coroner was Chinese. What a carry-on that was!You mean a 'cawwy on' or a 'cally on' suwely...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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