gavin_3110 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Heads gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I used to have a motorbike but it wasn't red so don't even think of blaming this on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I've been to Montrose but it was four years ago and I've never owned a motorbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I've never been to Montrose or owned a motorbike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I'm thinking of getting a motorbike (red) & tear-arseing it around Montrose, any advice? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I was born in Charleton Hospital, it could have been me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 I'm thinking of getting a motorbike (red) & tear-arseing it around Montrose, any advice? Grimbo Yeah, set up a premium rate phone line and put a sticker on the back of the bike that says "How's my driving". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Yeah, set up a premium rate phone line and put a sticker on the back of the bike that says "How's my driving". That's fucking genius TT Dan, you are probably wasted. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Who the f**k drives a Ford Kia anyway? Arseholes who pull out in front of motorbikes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Who the f**k drives a Ford Kia anyway? Ford Kia? Is that when 2 cars get welded together and sold on by Arnold Clark? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltimateDAFC Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Publicly admitting to driving a Kia, LOL. Also, shared in Fife hunny, hope you catch this monster (that you pulled out in front of) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longjohn Posted August 31, 2015 Author Share Posted August 31, 2015 Most shocking aspect of this entire novel, is that Longjohn admitted to driving a Kia. I hope it was a courtesy car whilst his Volvo was in for repair. Had I been in a Vilevo I would have stopped across the carriageway and let him bounce off me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Had I been in a Vilevo I would have stopped across the carriageway and let him bounce off me "Vilevo" is Italian for "wearing a condom and suit of armour at the same time". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilky1878 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Dear Kia driver, f**k you! c**t! Yours Sincerely Red Motorbike rider x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 on a side note are all KIA drivers snooty wankers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stawner upper Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 on a side note are all KIA drivers snooty wankers?Yes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 My missus is a bit snooty, what's the best colour Kia I should get her? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 My missus is a bit snooty, what's the best colour Kia I should get her? Grimbo Mines has got a white one. Maybe she's a racist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Beige mate, gotta be beige. Just seen a beige one on Gumtree Milesy, thing is it's the 1/2 leather seats that are bothering me? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Prez Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Rural life is exciteing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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