forever_blue Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Best part of you dribbled doon yer maws chin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Koop Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Overhead in the bothy at work in the summer of 1986: "What's the matter with you? That face'd turn an Orange walk up a side street." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Often a good retort to anybody who complains that they have "never been so insulted in my life" is to tell them that they should go out more often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Often a good retort to anybody who complains that they have "never been so insulted in my life" is to tell them that they should go out more often. #banter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Best part of you dribbled doon yer maws chin Your football club died Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 rekt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 He lived in a small rented house in rural Scotland - there were days gone by that i didn't live in the city! Not sure what about that story is made up rubbish it's hardly a far fetched tale just a pretty good comeback Of mine to a man who was clearly unsatisfied with his lot and was jealous Laughing at poor old man down on his luck is nearly as bad as kicking a tramp's cider over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Again totally missing the point that he drove me to it by being a c**t on a regular basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 An old but good one "f**k you're fat" "I know,it's your wifes fault" . "How come?" "Every time I pump her, she gives me a sandwich" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Does anyone know a good put down for when someone calls you fat, preferably one about shagging someones wife and getting fed for doing it? Throbber, you probably said it to one of your co-workers when you were employed as the King of France's head footman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Good one ict Chris! X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 A former flat mate of mine got into an online spat playing Call of Duty with some American kid who sent him a message after the game finished simply saying "U r A sad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_Stewart Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Two of my favourites are from the Thick of It but don't appear in that video. After Terri attempts to give Malcolm advice, he responds with "Terri, we've been over this, when I want your advice I'll give you the special signal, y'know, me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act" In the very last episode, the Lib Dem advisor boy tells Terri after another of her many blunders "one of the many, many things that baffles me about you is that you somehow remain unmurdered" The Thick of It was fucking brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Think this thread has taken a disappointing turn away from the OP's beastery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_B Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Does anyone know a good put down for when someone calls you fat, preferably one about shagging someones wife and getting fed for doing it? I heard a good one.. Guy says "Why are you fucking my wife ?" His mate responds "Because I'm hungry for a sandwich". Great times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 OFFS DUNDEE!!'s dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Here's a whole video of classic Jack and Victor put-downs. The best one is at 1m 40s. Can't believe no-one's mentioned it yet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5-z4iMBFZA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerrdavidson95 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I got called a "Fat stripper" the other day by some seething Ayr cricket players. Apparently thats what a picture of me on the fire training course in full BA means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 In the pub for France 98. During the line up as the camera panned along the teams........."John Collins? Be better off with Joan Collins!" Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 Is it just me or is anyone else wondering if the OP murdered that girl and now keeps her head in his freezer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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