RedRob72 Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Apology accepted. Ya weasel! ;-) Haven't a clue which poster you are or where your attention seeking strop has come from this afternoon, but I think you need to go change your fanny pad hen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 A particularly overweight lady was giving the Celtic fans some stick from the Govan Stand at Ibrox a few years back when some guy near me shouted "Sit down ya fat fucking mess, you've got a fanny like a Hippo's yawn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 A particularly overweight lady was giving the Celtic fans some stick from the Govan Stand at Ibrox a few years back when some guy near me shouted "Sit down ya fat fucking mess, you've got a fanny like a Hippo's yawn" Was this the same game you caught the mobile and phoned the guys wife to say he'd been caught with a rent boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 I thought this thread was meant to be the best put downs, not the worst, unfunniest ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
muirkirk nil Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 One of the smartest ones I heard was when I was on a bus and some old guy ended up in a heated debated with the driver over a fare or some shite , this went on over three or four bus stops , before the driver eventually ordered the guy of the bus , the old guy agreed before turning round and saying " mind and send me an invite when yer maw and da get married " , the driver gave a confused "whit" in response , before the auld yin replied "well yer clearly a b*****d" before swaggering off , leaving a seething bus driver and bus full of chuckling passengers at his expense ^^^^Jimmy Bell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I will let the electronic cigarettes to do all the talking. Giving a parting shot to tobacco items is never easy, especially if one is a chain smoker. More you try to give the packs of cigars a wider berth, more you feel tempted to lay your hands on it Scathing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDcups Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 I will let the electronic cigarettes to do all the talking. Giving a parting shot to tobacco items is never easy, especially if one is a chain smoker. More you try to give the packs of cigars a wider berth, more you feel tempted to lay your hands on it I'll use that in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Coaches Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 My sisters dog. Fucking thing used to bark like f**k whenever I went round, did my nut in. Imagine my delight when I heard she had to get the annoying fucker put down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoversMad Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 My sisters dog. Fucking thing used to bark like f**k whenever I went round, did my nut in. Imagine my delight when I heard she had to get the annoying fucker put down Is your sister OFFS DUNDEE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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