Sandy Hodge Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 After an accies game a few years ago my friend was arguing with another accie and it was getting quite heated. My friend said " your wife's fucking ugly" to which the other guy said, "how to you know? You've never met my wife." to which my friend replied "aye, but I've seen your weans". Many punches were then exchanged between the two, but it was utterly hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I thought this thread was meant to be the best put downs, not the worst, unfunniest ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I thought this thread was meant to be the best put downs, not the worst, unfunniest ever? Aye? Aye? Well why don't YOU f**k off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karpaty Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Has the OP been back on to confirm where he buried Maddie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 For what its worth, the best insults are always personal and straight to the point. Here's an example. Philpy is the kind of guy who'd commit a moderately serious sexual assault on a minor by mistake because he doesn't understand how you're meant to behave in company and thought he was being friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 I'm still a big fan of p n b's - yer nothing but an oxygen thief.......... Works for me. Scutter blanket Arse bandit c**t wipe 3 favourites Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 For what its worth, the best insults are always personal and straight to the point. Here's an example. WTF is a "moderately serious sexual assault on a minor"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 WTF is a "moderately serious sexual assault on a minor"? Rolf Harris, as opposed to Ian Watkins' behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Rolf Harris, as opposed to Ian Watkins' behavior. It`s good* we have celebrities to measure the seriousness of a sexual assault of a child against. * It`s not really. Edit: Reading this I thought it may have sounded like a dig at you MM. It`s not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Away and take yer puss fur a shite - old skool I wouldn't chase her if she stole my wallet Arse like a bag of washing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Her iq is lower than her sperm count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OFFS DUNDEE!! Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Take some comfort I'm the fact All Dogs Go To Heaven. Except yours of course, cause he was a wee shite. You really are the most anonymous, funniest hard man on the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLip69 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 "You're lucky constipation isn't fatal, cos you're that full of shite you'd be in intensive care" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 You really are the most anonymous, funniest hard man on the internet.Lighten up, it was only a dug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Lighten up, it was only a dug. Did you dug up his dug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Did you dug up his dug?If he has big feet, we can call him Big Shoey Dugless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 How do you know his property had no heating? I doubt anyone rents out flats with no heating. Just a minor detail in what is a clearly made up load of complete rubbish of course. I feel it was heartwarming reading that the place was infested with nice. Looks like he was the real winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Your football club died My post was not particularly aimed at you , it was my addition to the topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 f**k up, yer da does the Avon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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