throbber Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 The view fae my windae, does that look like Pilton to you? Grimbo Is that fettes college you can see? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 This boy T Jenkins is funny. Aye but now Tuckers gone the same road as Roland, what next Grange Hill character will he be back has? Have we had a a Gripper Stebson yet? if not my money is on him. A dead cert. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 This boy T Jenkins is funny. Looks like he's been banned again. I'm sure it won't be long before Gonch G or D Kendall signs up though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I was going to use my profession in my user name but Gynaecologist_Romeo didn't seem right. What do you look for in a woman?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Is that fettes college you can see? Correct pal. I'm doing undercover, you gotta watch these sneaky wee tykes, one day one of them could be a future PM or some other shite! Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Grimbo kills and mutilates prostitutes, throbber. I thought that was obvious from his posting. Naebdy's going to pay you for that, though. Truck driver it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 What do you look for in a woman?? They all seem happy with his work, he gives them the thumbs up every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Naebdy's going to pay you for that, though. Truck driver it is. Is there a difference? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 What about Big Fat Tabby Dave, he's a cat groomer, well at least I think that's what he was doing to tiddles? Grimbo The kitties like me, and I like them. What else is there to say? Did a search for "cat whisperer", and apparently this is a thing. "Jackson Galaxy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Is there a difference? Grimbo If there's one thing I've learned from P&B, it's that you don't have to drive a truck if you're only killing prostitutes recreationally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 If there's one thing I've learned from P&B, it's that you don't have to drive a truck if you're only killing prostitutes recreationally. Yes it is most educatonal BFTD but to be fair, there's recreation & them there's doing the job right. I could come round & recreationally paint your front room but that's not going to help you sell the place now is it? Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 The Kincardine does a great job allowing vehicles in and out of Fife. Always in the shadow of his cousin "The Forth" but it's naw a competition The Kinky bridge has its own documentary - and apparently came in under budget! Ergo the square root of f**k all to do with me Mind you said documentary is tedious as f**k so maybe...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DgAlhGtND0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Grimbo lives in a brilliant part of the country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 The Kinky bridge has its own documentary - and apparently came in under budget! Ergo the square root of f**k all to do with me Mind you said documentary is tedious as f**k so maybe...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DgAlhGtND0 I'm watching this right now. Great to see the old power station at Kincardine. Can mind the day they demolished it, I went out ontothe Airth mud flats so I could get a great view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I am a doctor by profession and only come on here and act silly to feel human again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Here it is! https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=278&v=-zYMMVVtt-4 Also: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 The Kinky bridge has its own documentary - and apparently came in under budget! Ergo the square root of f**k all to do with me Mind you said documentary is tedious as f**k so maybe...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DgAlhGtND0 Long and boring story coming up: A few years back I decided to walk from Gourock to Crail, mostly for the hell of it, but ended up doing it for charity. On the 2nd day walking between Erskine Bridge and Kirkintilloch over The Campsies it was torrential rain. The plan was to camp but I ended up in a B&B as I was soaked through. Stupidly I forgot to dry my shoes out and, even tho' it was sunny the next day, my feet were soaked and I walked all the way along the canal to Falkirk and then uptowards the bridge. My feet were in agony, every step felt like the worst pins and needles I've ever felt, and I stopped just before the bridge to take my shoes off to see the damage and a whole layer of skin came away attached to the sock. I ended up camping in the woods behind the Polis training centre that night but it took me an hour to cross that fucking bridge and, ever since, I can't think of it without getting sore feet. When I got over to the Fife side of the bridge I sat on my arse for about an hour. Two wee neds, who had walked across the bridge, asked me if I was alright and I explained the walk/situtation to them and they asked if they could help. I gave them a coupla quid and asked them to grab me a coupla bottles of IRN BRU. I never expected to see them, the IRN BRU or my money again. I never did either. Wee arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 I am a doctor by profession and only come on here and act silly to feel human again ^^^ Proctologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Long and boring story coming up: A few years back I decided to walk from Gourock to Crail, mostly for the hell of it, but ended up doing it for charity. On the 2nd day walking between Erskine Bridge and Kirkintilloch over The Campsies it was torrential rain. The plan was to camp but I ended up in a B&B as I was soaked through. Stupidly I forgot to dry my shoes out and, even tho' it was sunny the next day, my feet were soaked and I walked all the way along the canal to Falkirk and then uptowards the bridge. My feet were in agony, every step felt like the worst pins and needles I've ever felt, and I stopped just before the bridge to take my shoes off to see the damage and a whole layer of skin came away attached to the sock. I ended up camping in the woods behind the Polis training centre that night but it took me an hour to cross that fucking bridge and, ever since, I can't think of it without getting sore feet. When I got over to the Fife side of the bridge I sat on my arse for about an hour. Two wee neds, who had walked across the bridge, asked me if I was alright and I explained the walk/situtation to them and they asked if they could help. I gave them a coupla quid and asked them to grab me a coupla bottles of IRN BRU. I never expected to see them, the IRN BRU or my money again. I never did either. Wee arseholes. this is the best fucking thing I've read all day. I genuinely thought the 'wee neds' would turn out to be good cùnts, or punch your cùnt in. Buggering off with the money you handed them though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 ^^^ Proctologist Had to google what that meant, the harsh reality is I'm pretty stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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