T Jenkins Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Not exactly sure how this would work- but I suggest that someone with more brains than me could figure out a format? It would work like the normal Top Trumps game with each card (or poster) being rated in the following categories.All marks are out of ten. So for instance. T Jenkins Likeability - 5 Humour- 6 Box office status - 0 Satire- 3 Quality- 7 Research - 0 Intelligence -9.99 That's a I've got. Someone else can run with this idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milton75 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Jesus Christ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Jenkins Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 Never seen him post. Poor choice as your first card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality. I would know what cards you've got immediately just through what cards I've got. I used to play it by myself, with a dummy hand just testing out every different scenario of which cards would beat which other cards for hours, sometimes three or four at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious. So I'd know exactly what card you've got in your hand from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat, statistically, any card that you could have in your hand at that precise moment. You will never win. Could still be fun, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Jenkins Posted August 22, 2015 Author Share Posted August 22, 2015 If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality. I would know what cards you've got immediately just through what cards I've got. I used to play it by myself, with a dummy hand just testing out every different scenario of which cards would beat which other cards for hours, sometimes three or four at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious. So I'd know exactly what card you've got in your hand from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat, statistically, any card that you could have in your hand at that precise moment. You will never win. Could still be fun, though. I used to have the same knowledge of "super cars" mind you, that's when the Lamborghini Countache was top trump in most categories, closely followed by the Rolls Royce Camargue. It could be fun, but if Jesus becomes a member, we are screwed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality. I would know what cards you've got immediately just through what cards I've got. I used to play it by myself, with a dummy hand just testing out every different scenario of which cards would beat which other cards for hours, sometimes three or four at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious. So I'd know exactly what card you've got in your hand from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat, statistically, any card that you could have in your hand at that precise moment. You will never win. Could still be fun, though. Perfectly executed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I see PB is back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I'd like to play myself as the first card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Not exactly sure how this would work- but I suggest that someone with more brains than me could figure out a format? It would work like the normal Top Trumps game with each card (or poster) being rated in the following categories.All marks are out of ten. So for instance. T Jenkins Likeability - 5 Humour- 6 Box office status - 0 Satire- 3 Quality- 7 Research - 0 Intelligence -9.99 That's a I've got. Someone else can run with this idea. Minus 9.99 intelligence ? Fits like a feckin' glove..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If you like Top Trumps, you should come to me. I've got about five different sets. Don't try to beat me at Monster Trucks, though, 'cos you won't. My speciality. I would know what cards you've got immediately just through what cards I've got. I used to play it by myself, with a dummy hand just testing out every different scenario of which cards would beat which other cards for hours, sometimes three or four at a time. But put in the work, the rewards are obvious. So I'd know exactly what card you've got in your hand from what cards I've got and I would know, probability wise, exactly what feature to pick on my card to defeat, statistically, any card that you could have in your hand at that precise moment. You will never win. Could still be fun, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoy who invented weetabix Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I make a belter of a cheese toastie, with the proper bread and cheese, you have to be prepared to buy quality for it to taste great. Im a defo 9.5 if this were to be included so sort this ommision please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 For some reason if you like oldskool rave music and fancy taking me on on the turntables, unless you are DJ hype or Carl cox jog on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Used to have and LOVE the Wild West Top Trumps. Don't agree with the sarky tone of this article, but he was spot on about the "Black Bart" groan. http://thehouseofcobwebs.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/western-gunfighters-least-popular-of.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Jenkins Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 Can I apologise to the massive amount of P&B that replied to this thread- it was conceived in a fit of pique & drunkenness. Reading it back, I have no idea why I thought it might catch on or indeed why it seemed like a good idea. I'll now confine myself to thinking about P&B Monopoly and how I can bring it to the masses. Fear not, the idea is only in it's infancy, and will likely take years to get through all the legal rigmarole with the Scottie Dog who I believe owns the rights. In short, I made a fool of myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Can I apologise to the massive amount of P&B that replied to this thread- it was conceived in a fit of pique & drunkenness, I knew yer maw. You were and not the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Jenkins Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 I knew yer maw. You were and not the thread. Ok, my mother is a mattress, what's your excuse Dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Njord Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Shrooms. Brutal when you're 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Jenkins Posted August 23, 2015 Author Share Posted August 23, 2015 Fair do's. I forgive you, shrooms are ace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 http://meatytrumps.com Nonce edition available here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 http://meatytrumps.com Nonce edition available here Nonce edition guesswho? Would be a seller I reckon. I'd like to see war criminals of the 20th century top trumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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