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If I was a prospective United manager and witnessed that shower of shite today I wouldn't come anywhere the place particularly if my team had just pumped 'title contenders' 5-1.

The problems in the team are so bad at the moment that I don't think anyone is a guaranteed 'they will keep United up' let alone some of the folk who have been banded about. Bar Mcgowan and possibly Fraser (who was pish today) and rankin (just because he looks like he actually gives a f**k) I'd happily sack everyone of the starting 11 today.

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Just received a fax from man-in-the-know Jim Spence there, apparently Davie Dodds has packed his trunk and is making his way to the circus that is Tannadice with a determined look on his terrifyingly hideous pus.

Whether this is to take up a role as manager or resume his playing career is unclear at this point. Davie still plays 5-a-sides with his pals once a fortnight, and given the level United are operating right now he and his fat drunk mates might feasibly make the first team.

The rumour mill grinds on. It's hard to ascertain much in the way of truth during these troubling times, particularly when I neither know Jim Spence, own a fax machine or have any verifiable knowledge of Davie Dodds' five-a-side habits.

There's no smoke without fire.

Good luck, United.

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Maybe add another £250k to the compensation...

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We have the tightest chairman in Scotland. Absolutely no chance he's putting that clause on the managers contract, especially when it was signed when his stock was highest.

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Farmers are very easily rattled :lol:

Wouldnt you be when the media are making bullshit claims that unsettle your entire club every few days?

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Wouldnt you be when the media are making bullshit claims that unsettle your entire club every few days?

And yet we still win 5-1

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And yet we still win 5-1

Thats a credit to the players and staff tbh. The same media who reported United couldnt afford the compo for Hughes, whos contract out in the Summer, are badgering our manager and players before and after every match about the same job, when TW has double the length of contract.

Seems legit.

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Remember when Scott Allen was absolutely de-fin-et-ley playing for Hibs this season?

Sign Wright just for the seethe then loan him out to some diddy outfit imo.

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We have the tightest chairman in Scotland. Absolutely no chance he's putting that clause on the managers contract, especially when it was signed when his stock was highest.

If the contract was drafted when Wright's stock was at it highest, your chairman wouldn't be in the position of power. Wright could have put any sort of clause into the contract particularly when his wage is unlikely to particularly high.

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If the contract was drafted when Wright's stock was at it highest, your chairman wouldn't be in the position of power. Wright could have put any sort of clause into the contract particularly when his wage is unlikely to particularly high.

Why did it not come up when Sheffield United enquired about him back in May?

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