The Other Foot Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 In response to the critically acclaimed thread, what things do you love that have been slandered by the majority of critics? For me: 1. The Waterboy. There's a lot of crap Adam Sandler movies out there, but this isn't one of them. The 65% of critics on Rotten Tomatoes who hated it are idiots. Sports? Check. Humorous plot? Check. Fairuza Balk? Check. Now that's some qqq...quality H2O. 2. The Godfather 3. Yes, it's ridiculous in parts, some of the acting is shocking, and the dark, earthy tone of the previous movies is lost. But the trilogy needed to be rounded off somewhere, and that f*cking Sophia Coppola getting done in on the stairs is - quite frankly - bracing. 3. The Eurovision Song Contest. It's only been considered a joke in the UK since we've started doing so badly. Yes, it's strange to listen to music in other languages. It sounds like nonsense. It probably is nonsense. But then, consider the lyrics to some popular songs in the English language: "Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane." F*ck you, Marshall. F*ck you. 4. Scottish football. While the cretins to the south of the border seem to think that our league system is a big, fat, Kris Boyd-shaped joke, everyone on P&B knows that Scottish football is the most majestic form of this sport on the face of the planet. 5. The Phantom Menace. As a child, this movie was absolutely ace...when it was released, people seemed to suddenly forget that the Star Wars series is for CHILDREN and should not be judged based on the dewy-eyed reminiscences of some forty-year old virgins who can't leave the past behind. Jar Jar Whats-his-puss was a bit of a kick in the balls, mind you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Shen Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 1) battered Mars bars (wi salt n sauce) 2) poking my chorus and smellin it 3) Howard the Duck 4) COD: Ghosts 5) Fitzroy Simpson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 1. Tit wanks 2. White Malteasers 3. B&M bargains 4. St Anger 5. Dude, wheres my car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhead81 Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 1. Tit wanks 2. White Malteasers 3. B&M bargains 4. St Anger 5. Dude, wheres my car? Why is number 1 critically denounced? I thought they were generally quite popular?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 13, 2015 Share Posted August 13, 2015 Why is number 1 critically denounced? I thought they were generally quite popular?! Aye but got one from a hairy bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killienick Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 1) Scottish Football, (absolutely agree), 2) The Thing, (absolutely slated on release), 3) The Mexican, (I like it so f*ck off!), 4) New Scotland Away Kit, (except on fat people), 5) Natural Muffs, (none of this shaved malarkey). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Other Foot Posted August 26, 2015 Author Share Posted August 26, 2015 4) New Scotland Away Kit 5) Natural Muffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a1974h Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Rangers Snow Ian brown live Death proof Wings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kryptonite Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Jeremy Corbyn Scottish Independence WWE Staffies Plastic pitches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach Police Academy 6: City Under Siege Police Academy 3: Back in Training Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 5) Natural Muffs, (none of this shaved malarkey). With you on that, people who like shaved fannys have learnt all they know about sex from porn and are probably closet paedos imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted August 29, 2015 Share Posted August 29, 2015 Scottish Football Scottish Independence Getting smashed MD Trolling* * Like the ones on here rather than the vicious personal attacks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 People that like a bush are doing it so, so wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Co.Down Hibee Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 1.The Purge films 2.Irish League Football 3.Poundshops 4.Fly on the Wall- AC/DC 5.Wii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach Police Academy 6: City Under Siege Police Academy 3: Back in Training Tellingly, Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow - is noticeable by its absence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Carry On films Pot Noodles Rastamouse Blue Mountain State UK ice hockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Tellingly, Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow - is noticeable by its absence. It's in my top six... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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