mjw Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 They're selling like hot cakes on QVC.It's because of the hot cakes she needs the diet pills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Anyone one know how lady Mone is voting in Euroref? Assuming she's in? Apparently if we vote leave she's moving to the moon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Apparently if we vote leave she's moving to the moon. France is closer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Apparently if we vote leave she's moving to the moon. I may reconsider my vote if this is true! Self-seeking bint would probably survive there! I'd imagine any atmosphere immediately dissolves as soon as she enters a room. So she'll be used to it. Her uplift bras wouldn't be required tho! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 France is closer. Ireland is even closer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Its ok ladz the good baroness is saying david cameron shouldnt resign and it will all be ok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Its ok ladz the good baroness is saying david cameron shouldnt resign and it will all be ok On the ball as usual... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 How can anyone take a single word she says seriously when - on a quiz show a few months ago - she opined that in Ireland they drive on the right hand side of the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 8 minutes ago, kilbowie2002 said: Making a great job of making an arse of herself on ITV just now, 'The longest serving Foreign Secretary in history' and suggesting the May will be a good PM because she looks like a Prime Minister? What the utter f**k is this world coming to when this woman can be a peer of the realm and allowed to represent the government on any public forum? What a moron. Mone is a symptom, the disease is the discredited honours system and the HoL. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 On 7/13/2016 at 17:46, ICTJohnboy said: How can anyone take a single word she says seriously when - on a quiz show a few months ago - she opined that in Ireland they drive on the right hand side of the road. Not only did she opine this, but she was utterly gobsmacked when informed that she was in fact, wrong. The woman is fantastically stupid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Not only did she opine this, but she was utterly gobsmacked when informed that she was in fact, wrong. The woman is fantastically stupid. But ye still wid tho eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/michelle-mone-reveals-heartbreak-watching-9057865 Yes Michelle, I'm sure this is exactly what happened. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 33 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/michelle-mone-reveals-heartbreak-watching-9057865 Yes Michelle, I'm sure this is exactly what happened. Jesus Sarge, she's in grief because her golf pro's dumped her, and she's begging for some sperm. Think of your responsibilities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doulikefish Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 37 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/michelle-mone-reveals-heartbreak-watching-9057865 Yes Michelle, I'm sure this is exactly what happened. 1 minute ago, welshbairn said: Jesus Sarge, she's in grief because her golf pro's dumped her, and she's begging for some sperm. Think of your responsibilities. Either that or her shopping channel slimming pills arenae selling and she needs some publicity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 2 minutes ago, doulikefish said: Either that or her shopping channel slimming pills arenae selling and she needs some publicity Given the good sergeant's usual method of comforting the bereaved, she'd probably have more success shoving one of throbber's socks up her fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, welshbairn said: Given the good sergeant's usual method of comforting the bereaved, she'd probably have more success shoving one of throbber's socks up her fanny. I think her arse will have healed up, she is so anal about herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/michelle-mone-reveals-heartbreak-watching-9057865 Yes Michelle, I'm sure this is exactly what happened. That sounds like an episode of Eastenders.Her cooking must be fucking shocking. He hangs about thinking 'I'll get some Christmas dinner before I f**k off and shag the bit on the side'. Then he sees what's on offer and thInks 'f**k it, Chinese it is'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Just now, Scary Bear said: That sounds like an episode of Eastenders. Her cooking must be fucking shocking. He hangs about thinking 'I'll get some Christmas dinner before I f**k off and shag the bit on the side'. Then he sees what's on offer and thInks 'f**k it, Chinese it is'. I'm sure she told a story about it all kicking of at her knicker factory, which would have been more like Corrie. Anyway I, for one, am glad she's helping to run the country. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Christ, she must have a fanny like a vandalised bus seat by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Fucking hell that boy was punching. She must be a right unbearable witch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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