Grim O'Grady Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 Makes them work better. The doctors don't want you to know this because you'll need to take less of them, so they'll get fewer backhanders from the pharmaceutical lobby. Also, get a mate to pour your pints up your arse. 60% of the time, it works every time. Cheers T-Dave, always rely on you for sound advice. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Tiger balm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland B Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Main-line some brown, alternatively smoke it with a couple of crumbled down swedge. Doesn't make it any better but feels as if it does, if the worst comes, chips, always chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Main-line some brown, alternatively smoke it with a couple of crumbled down swedge. Doesn't make it any better but feels as if it does, if the worst comes, chips, always chips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Go to the doctors. Don't talk nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Voltarol is much better than Ibuprofen. It's not suitable for those on blood pressure pills and other strong meds. Check with the pharmacist before purchase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Voltarol is much better than Ibuprofen. It's not suitable for those on blood pressure pills and other strong meds. Check with the pharmacist before purchase. For clarity (I'm asking on Grim's behalf) can this be used as a pessary? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I've pulled all the muscles on my right side lower back & down my thigh. I sort of slipped (sober, you judgemental c***s) down the communal stairs but in an attempt to right myself I twisted hip hop style & managed to prevent any blood type injury but as already mentioned pulled EVERY muscle in my lower back (right side). Pure agony. I'm currently on Morrisons brand extra power pain relief caplets that inc' Paracetamol, Aspirin & caffeine. Well it says take 2 orally but nowt about taking any up the arse? So any Doctor Kildare's in the house? Would it be effectual to stick a couple up the rectum as well? I'm also on ibruprofen (200mg). Are they any good up the arse too? Grimbo Ignore these charlatans. A bottle of Night Nurse washed down with a quarter bottle of Smirnoff, a few cocodamol, nurofen and paracetamol will see you right. And see if a nice lady from Pilton would agree to walk on your back in high heels (ideally one who doesn't like lots of chips). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishop Briggs Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 For clarity (I'm asking on Grim's behalf) can this be used as a pessary? No but oral tablets should be a good alternative. As always, ask the pharmacist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addie Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 I work for a GP and when I hurt my back, I was told to get up and keep moving. I was also told to get back to fucking work asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I work for a GP and when I hurt my back, I was told to get up and keep moving. I was also told to get back to fucking work asap. Thats not fair, Addie. You save them bundles. They betray you, they didn't keep their promise, they tricked you. I don't care anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Has anyone ever stuck an eccie up their arse? Heard its a hoorah dunt you get off it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Has anyone ever stuck an eccie up their arse? Heard its a hoorah dunt you get off it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 Zen you are a funny man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyerTon Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 I was told to get up and keep moving. No. 5, 25 March 1989: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If you're lucky it will be good aids if not then what song would you like at your funeral? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim O'Grady Posted August 9, 2015 Author Share Posted August 9, 2015 If you're lucky it will be good aids if not then what song would you like at your funeral? Not that soul 11 soul record above your head. I am still alive & gingerly going. But should I take a turn for the worse I'd like "Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now" by The Smiths as the opener. Then this whilst my coffin goes behind the curtains... Then on the way out whilst all the folk are laughing/crying down the aisle, you have to get this fellae dress him in a dinner suit... Thank you. Grimbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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