BFTD Posted May 9, 2021 Share Posted May 9, 2021 Jesus fucking Christ, would you look at the state of these commercials being run by a toothpaste manufacturer, desperately trying to glom on to people doing good things that have absolutely nothing to do with them or even dental hygiene in general. The UK one is even worse, but I can't find it online yet. Trying to take credit for an employer hiring a chef with Down's Syndrome, FFS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 10, 2021 Share Posted May 10, 2021 Right your car has broken down and you need to get somewhere. Which option do you take? Your insurance provider gets you a taxi to take you to your destination while they take the car to the garage. OR You go with Bumblebee the Transformer to your destination. Who in their right mind would go "nah I'll take the taxi thanks". Bumblebee will be quicker, be a much more interesting chat AND imagine rocking up with a bloody transformer as opposed to Phil the taxi driver. That's a story and a half right there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 This thing with a CGI Albert Einstein in the bath. I don't even know what it's for, it's just creepy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
candalan Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Seen this ad for lifetime mortgage, they all say ''my home helps pay for all these holidays etc'' I am glad am no one of their home-helps !!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 The voice on the lassie in the Postcode Lottery adverts gives Sarah Millican an run for her money in the squalkability stakes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 10 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: The voice on the lassie in the Postcode Lottery adverts gives Sarah Millican an run for her money in the squalkability stakes Speaking of Sarah Millican, why does she always wear those comedy glasses with the fake nose whenever she's on TV? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 The one that starts off, "Is wearing a face mask causing your glasses to steam up?" As the answer in my case is 'yes' I'm keen to see what solution they're offering. Turns out it's Optical Express punting laser eye surgery. This seems a bit drastic if you ask me, along the lines of "Do your shoes pinch because they're too tight? Have you considered having all your toes amputated?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 This p***k in the eBay advert 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 The new Scottish government advert for the 18-49 yo Covid vaccine roll out. Absolutely honking as you can imagine for a government trying to appeal to the younger generations. They’d have more luck by just saying “if you want a pint without all the face mask and social distancing shite get a jag c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted May 20, 2021 Share Posted May 20, 2021 12 minutes ago, mizfit said: They’d have more luck by just saying “if you want a pint without all the face mask and social distancing shite get a jag c***s. Just call it as it is. Get your jag, don’t be a c**t, nobody likes c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 I couldn't give a flying f**k about Theodore. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spud131 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 There's an advert that keeps coming up when viewing this site for the National Lottery that blasts out a tune every time you scroll past it, even if you mutesld it the last time. Proper annoying. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 22 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I couldn't give a flying f**k about Theodore. She has a girl now. I still don't know who she is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted June 6, 2021 Share Posted June 6, 2021 "There's an Ocado for you." Apart from those in Scotland, we don't deliver there. Racist c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 8, 2021 Share Posted June 8, 2021 Yodelling Domino's c***s 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 The Birra Morertti advert where the guy lowers the bucket with 6 beers and gets a whole party on the roof for it. I'd love to see some Glasgow schemey version where the guy lowers down a 6 pack of Tennents and gets a bunch of roll ups and tins of spam. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funky Nosejob Posted June 9, 2021 Share Posted June 9, 2021 They’re still touting credit cards to people whose lives would be better in the long term without credit cards, but at least the quality of their adverts has improved… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 22 hours ago, Funky Nosejob said: They’re still touting credit cards to people whose lives would be better in the long term without credit cards, but at least the quality of their adverts has improved… I actually don't mind this one and I don't like cats so I thought it was decent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Lil cat motherfucker walking tall, what's not to like? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted June 10, 2021 Share Posted June 10, 2021 Get that fuckin dominos advert in the fuckin sea. Shite advert, full of c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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