mizfit Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Tesco Christmas naughty list advert is rivalling Asda for me. I’m not even sure what Asda are aiming for in there advert. I seen it described somewhere as trying to make the family out to be vloggers but it comes off as cringey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Every advert I've seen for the new iPhone consists of "ooh, it's so exciting to open the box!" or "everyone will be so jealous that you have one!" Is that genuinely all that it takes to sell these things? The latest one adds the clinching "you can watch an animation of Rita Ora that looks like it came from a late Nineties video game, and she isn't naked". You do know that the people who buy them aren't very clever don't you? Starting the clock [emoji6] Apple could literally say "Our latest phone doesn't have any extra features, it's exactly the same as our last model but it comes in a different colour" and fuckwits would still queue to buy the thing. Absolute morons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 29 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Apple could literally say "Our latest phone doesn't have any extra features, it's exactly the same as our last model but it comes in a different colour" and fuckwits would still queue to buy the thing. Absolute morons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 23 hours ago, Waspy said: Tesco Christmas naughty list advert is rivalling Asda for me. It's shite but not even close tbh. Watching your whole family die in a house fire is preferable to watching this c**t in a two minute advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 22 hours ago, mizfit said: I’m not even sure what Asda are aiming for in there advert. I seen it described somewhere as trying to make the family out to be vloggers but it comes off as cringey. I thought it was highlighting that socially inadequate simpletons can shop there and not feel out of place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought it was highlighting that socially inadequate simpletons can shop there and not feel out of place. i've always held the opinion they already do shop there, Asda is hoaching with scheme scum compared to Tesco and Sainsburys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 8 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: It's shite but not even close tbh. Watching your whole family die in a house fire is preferable to watching this c**t in a two minute advert. He looks like he's been put through one of those facewarp apps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 The worst part about the Tesco advert is Britney Spears playing in the background. What relevance does that have to christmas? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 The worst part about the Tesco advert is Britney Spears playing in the background. What relevance does that have to christmas? The song is "oops I did it again". The ad is about a naughty list.Can you work the rest out yourself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Mr X said: The song is "oops I did it again". The ad is about a naughty list. Can you work the rest out yourself? No, not really. The song isn't about Christmas or doing bad things, it's about developing feelings for someone you don't want to because you know it won't work. It's a terrible choice which seems to have been made purely to add some level of fame to the advert for no reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 40 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: No, not really. The song isn't about Christmas or doing bad things, it's about developing feelings for someone you don't want to because you know it won't work. It's a terrible choice which seems to have been made purely to add some level of fame to the advert for no reason. The song is called "Oop..I did it again". The advert is about naughty lists. Its really not that complicated 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 I just saw two adverts in a row that used the same song. Quite weird. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 I mentioned it recently on the Things that annoy/delight thread...any video game advert which is captioned "not actual gameplay". Just f**k off. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 29, 2020 Share Posted November 29, 2020 This fucking gob. Get it off my fucking telly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Setsniffer Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 On 15/09/2020 at 03:16, pawpar said: New politically correct Halifax advert White Woman - Check Black Man - Check Black Woman - Check White Man - ????????? don't worry fella, the person with the glasses used to be a man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 48 minutes ago, Gus Setsniffer said: don't worry fella, the person with the glasses used to be a man. You're thinking of the Irn Bru advert. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 4, 2020 Share Posted December 4, 2020 On 15/09/2020 at 03:16, pawpar said: New politically correct Halifax advert White Woman - Check Black Man - Check Black Woman - Check White Man - ????????? Looks like a white man in the background. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoonsYouthTeam Posted December 8, 2020 Share Posted December 8, 2020 The new Bosch advert with their "Like a Bosch" song. When I first heard it I thought it was a catchy wee jingle but it's too catchy.Last 3 nights I have gone into bed and then in my head, "Like a Bosch" on repeat endlessly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 11, 2020 Share Posted December 11, 2020 Smyth toy store is pretty annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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