Estragon 2,874 Report post Posted November 5, 2019 On 04/11/2019 at 09:26, BigFatTabbyDave said: What's going on with these Shen Yun adverts on YouTube? It appears to be some Chinese musical play, but the adverts are full of American talking heads weeping about finding God, and the professions attributed to them are all the stuff of Fox News masturbation materials (pastor, military veteran, kindergarten teacher, etc). Bit confusing, as it reeks of Christian propaganda, but I wouldn't have thought they'd be big on traditional Chinese dance Went to see this at the Playhouse at the beginning of this year. Turns out a little bit of traditional Chinese dance goes a long way.... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,565 Report post Posted November 5, 2019 I've just seen an advert for Tesco Clubcard Plus - a loathsome concept in itself, a supermarket charging you a subscription to save money on a supermarket's products - where the closing scene of Casablanca is redubbed with a voiceover about it. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PAC 13 Report post Posted November 5, 2019 Scottish government ad on antibiotics. They've decided that it takes a cartoon and a little song to stop people taking antibiotics for the likes of a hangover. Probably says more about their target audience than most of society, but does anyone really not know about antibiotic resistance these days? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,310 Report post Posted November 6, 2019 17 hours ago, Estragon said: Went to see this at the Playhouse at the beginning of this year. Turns out a little bit of traditional Chinese dance goes a long way.... And twenty minutes after you've watched some Chinese dance you want to see some more... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UsedToGoToCentralPark 411 Report post Posted November 6, 2019 I've just seen an advert for Tesco Clubcard Plus - a loathsome concept in itself, a supermarket charging you a subscription to save money on a supermarket's products - where the closing scene of Casablanca is redubbed with a voiceover about it. Not seen the advert but the product would be a definite for us as we usually do a couple of big shops a month so the 10% off would be perfect but as it's only available for an in store shop then its useless as we aways shop online. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 23,469 Report post Posted November 6, 2019 22 hours ago, thefootballgambler said: So many contenders for pish adverts at the moment. But any that have a sing along do my nut in. Especially that Birdseye frozen veg advert. Eat in full colour, its a healthy thing to do. Plus how come Captain Birdseye has gone from being an 80 year old salty sea dog who has probably seen off more prozzies than our Antipodean Dundonian lorry driver to being a 50 year old c**t? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Moomintroll Report post Posted November 6, 2019 And twenty minutes after you've watched some Chinese dance you want to see some more...Well that is not Racist, in any way, shape or form then?. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,310 Report post Posted November 6, 2019 1 minute ago, Moomintroll said: 12 hours ago, GordonD said: And twenty minutes after you've watched some Chinese dance you want to see some more... Well that is not Racist, in any way, shape or form then?. No, it's a play on what they say about Chinese food. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miguel Sanchez 9,565 Report post Posted November 12, 2019 Ikea Brap brap. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Melanius Mullarkey 23,469 Report post Posted November 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Ikea Brap brap. Is that the shelving unit? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mark Connolly 16,663 Report post Posted November 12, 2019 What the f**k has happened to Kermit the frog's voice in that Portal advert? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Moomintroll Report post Posted November 12, 2019 No, it's a play on what they say about Chinese food.Which is a Racist trope. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GordonD 6,310 Report post Posted November 13, 2019 16 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: What the f**k has happened to Kermit the frog's voice in that Portal advert? Thought that myself. When Jim Henson died his son took over Kermit's voice and you couldn't tell the difference, but this new guy, whoever he is, isn't even close. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Moomintroll Report post Posted November 18, 2019 Just watched an advert from some Shylocks called oakam.com,making it sound like lending at 1300% apr is doing someone a favour. I thought arseholes like them were getting banned. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dons_1988 12,326 Report post Posted November 19, 2019 16 hours ago, Moomintroll said: Just watched an advert from some Shylocks called oakam.com,making it sound like lending at 1300% apr is doing someone a favour. I thought arseholes like them were getting banned. Tbf if it's a payday loan you're talking 3-4% per day so unlikely to be a huge amount if it's just to get you to payday over 3-4 days 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jamaldo 1,207 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 The supermarkets are in a competition to see who can create the wankiest Christmas advert this year. Tesco seem to be the frontrunners but I've yet to see any of the others. It involves some Tesco delivery driver going about in a time travelling delivery van delivering shopping to famous c***s like Winston Churchill, some junkie at an underground rave and then his own family, before having his dinner in his uniform. Shite. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zen Archer Esq. 17,813 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 Imagine being so desperate for convenience food that you're prepared to phone out for shit that will be cold by the time it's delivered? *Fucking stupid Yorkshire woman, you know who you are. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MacDuffman 114 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 The dogs trust one is brutal. Sam Smith warbling all over the place. Can't hold a feckin note. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewBornBairn 11,765 Report post Posted November 24, 2019 Thought they'd brought back the old diet coke one with the office girls drooling over a workie taking his top off and I was thinking "Hold on, this is a bit sexist, I'm surprised it's still allowed" but it turns out it's now about showing women how to park in a car park, so that's ok. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BFTD 6,374 Report post Posted November 25, 2019 On 12/11/2019 at 18:58, Moomintroll said: On 06/11/2019 at 22:48, GordonD said: No, it's a play on what they say about Chinese food. Which is a Racist trope. Hold the phone; saying Chinese food isn't filling is racist? I know the stuff we eat in the West is apparently nothing like actual Chinese food, but I'm lost on this one. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites