Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Just now, Arch Stanton said:

Perf with Surf.

NO...f**k OFF!!!

They do not rhyme unless you're a mockney oaf speaking Estuary English.

What does perf even mean (apart from a bunch of useless fermer types).

When i first heard it I thought is said perv which makes a bit more sense at least. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I hope that that Gladstone Brookes p***k gets taken outside & shot on the 29th of August.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I hope that that Gladstone Brookes p***k gets taken outside & shot on the 29th of August.


Automatically singing the jingle

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The ones with the middle class couple trying out various mobility aids. You can tell by their smug expressions that they voted Leave.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The new Nationwide adverts with the awful stand up comedians. They're clearly just trolling us now.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The one for a certain breakfast cereal biscuit.

Just fuckoffabix.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Could people link to what they're talking about please? Some of us are televisually challenged, but wish to stay up-to-date with the utter contempt in which advertising companies hold the general population.

I was reminded of this today and decided to share it as I am a b*****d.

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

There's an advert on the radio for Vauxhall vans just now that practically screams "we know our customer base are racist gammons"

You'll be driving a Great Brit van my son! Get in!!!

f**k off mate.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Just now, KnightswoodBear said:

There's an advert on the radio for Vauxhall vans just now that practically screams "we know our customer base are racist gammons"

You'll be driving a Great Brit van my son! Get in!!!

f**k off mate.

Vauxhall have fair ramped up the Britishness of their advertising in the past 12-18 months. 

French owned though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
5 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Vauxhall have fair ramped up the Britishness of their advertising in the past 12-18 months. 

French owned though.

I didn't know that, I thought they were still owned by GM

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Vauxhall have fair ramped up the Britishness of their advertising in the past 12-18 months. 

French owned though.

In the 2010 General Election the BNP's election leaflets carried a picture of a Spitfire, no doubt to show that Britain is best and doesn't need the help of Johnny Foreigner. 

It was later pointed out that the one they'd used was from a Polish squadron.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
These Lloyds 'comedians'.
Not sure if it's the same ones you mean but Nationwide have 'stand up comedians' on their adverts just now. I'm pretty sure Nationwide are on a crusade to get as many shite adverts out in a row as possible, from the poetry, to the annoying singing sisters to rubbish stand up comedians!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 24/08/2019 at 09:39, Bert Raccoon said:

The new Nationwide adverts with the awful stand up comedians. They're clearly just trolling us now.

I've just seen one of those for the first time.  I have a hard time those people are real comedians.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

The Feelgood Friday Lottery where the older woman "winner" waves a wad of notes around to show her extreme happiness.  Reality is it looks like someone's put her Japanese Love Eggs on to max vibration and she's just waiting for the dam to burst.

reference to JLEs comes from grainy "foreign" films a mate used to talk about  😶

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×
×
  • Create New...