BFTD Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Jenny Eclair banging on about vaginal dryness. WTF? I don't know why, but Jenny Eclair works quite well for me as the poster girl for vaginal dryness. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 5, 2019 Share Posted February 5, 2019 The lassie from the Park Christmas advert won't have to worry about her family having the perfect Christmas next year as she's quite obviously going to murder them all in their sleep long before then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 That fucking dog Moose on the fucking ClearScore adverts. "What doing?" Fucking having you put down, you irritating little c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 I see the Israeli tourist board have that pish advert back on the box. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 11, 2019 Share Posted February 11, 2019 19 minutes ago, Waspy said: I see the Israeli tourist board have that pish advert back on the box. "Now with more Palestinian territory than ever before!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Chris "Acca-boosty" f**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Death in Paradise. "I've gone North, it's empty, I've been shot." "Rightio, we're on our way!" (Quick edit to arriving at remote shed) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Women in the RAF 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 Saw one this morning. "He's Beagle, I'm street" about a mockney gangster and a psycho dog threatening a family in a bus shelter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 36 minutes ago, scottsdad said: Saw one this morning. "He's Beagle, I'm street" about a mockney gangster and a psycho dog threatening a family in a bus shelter. Aye, but it's for their own good as they informed them of the value of life insurance; about which that family would never otherwise have known. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 That new horse-faced bint making a play for the Miranda market in that banking ad, fretting about losing her card and not having 80 to spend at the reunion....if you’ve only got £80 odd to your name maybe best not getting a round in then you stupid fucking COW. I see she has also now popped up with Kevin Bacon in an EE ad. Who is this c**t? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 This has irked me for some time and I went to bother of rewinding and checking it the other night. Ariel capsule advert with the folk doing an assault course in white T-shirts. Crawling about in wet brown mud, take their very dry grey stained T-shirts off to put them in the washing machine to reveal an undergarment which looks like it’s just came out the packaging rather than being caked in mud which had soaked through the T-shirt. im beginning to think this advertising is all just made up. (see also the wifie on the Oral B toothpaste advert who fakes a bit from an apple towards the end. It’s the one with the wiggling arse near the start). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 This has irked me for some time and I went to bother of rewinding and checking it the other night. Ariel capsule advert with the folk doing an assault course in white T-shirts. Crawling about in wet brown mud, take their very dry grey stained T-shirts off to put them in the washing machine to reveal an undergarment which looks like it’s just came out the packaging rather than being caked in mud which had soaked through the T-shirt. im beginning to think this advertising is all just made up. (see also the wifie on the Oral B toothpaste advert who fakes a bit from an apple towards the end. It’s the one with the wiggling arse near the start).That adverts for toothpaste? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 39 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: This has irked me for some time and I went to bother of rewinding and checking it the other night. Ariel capsule advert with the folk doing an assault course in white T-shirts. Crawling about in wet brown mud, take their very dry grey stained T-shirts off to put them in the washing machine to reveal an undergarment which looks like it’s just came out the packaging rather than being caked in mud which had soaked through the T-shirt. im beginning to think this advertising is all just made up. (see also the wifie on the Oral B toothpaste advert who fakes a bit from an apple towards the end. It’s the one with the wiggling arse near the start). That adverts for toothpaste? After watching the start about 100 times, yes it is apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Nothing pish about this. Well worth a look or three! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Never understood why they don't just get taller girls instead of making them stand on tiptoe all the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 The Doritos advert where the guy sucks his work colleague's fingers. What the almighty f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 The SelectSpecs with customer testimonials is one of the worst at the moment. Bad but somehow hilarious especially the guy who says his mates can't believe they only cost six quid and the quality is second to none. Aye, six quid. Gonna be top notch stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Beagle Street insurance, who boast that they pay out on every valid claim. Am I missing something, or are they implying that there are some insurance companies who don't pay out on valid claims? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, GordonD said: Beagle Street insurance, who boast that they pay out on every valid claim. Aye, that's basically how insurance works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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