Antlion Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 (edited) Mark, you give extra. If anyone's giving extra, it's YOU, Mark. You're OUR kind of person, Mark. I don't know whether it's the condescending overuse of his that annoys me or the smug, self-important voice. Glad to see the winner bingo adverts that were desperately trying to create "characters" our of loud neckbrace guy and "Vicki" the owl seem to have disappeared. Edited October 14, 2015 by Antlion 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 The radio advert with the kids with the faux American/West End/Mid-Atlantic accents. Cant remember the name of it just now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 That "Job, bills to pay, too much" one is annoying also. Another put on accent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 That new Freeview Plus advert, far too long and just utterly, utterly, utterly pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I saw an awful car one yesterday when a wee p***ky boy was talking to his neighbour over the fence about his motor. It was badly dubbed and the kid's voice was exceptionally annoying. He was also a cheeky wee f**k and was reeling off a list of pishy features and asking if the neighbour had them in his car. He then said "Didn't you want them?" before his dad came out and they fucked off for a drive, leaving the neighbour crushed and probably suicidal. My vision darkened as rage overcame me and I screamed in fury at the world, devastated, confused and apoplectic that this advert could ever be allowed to happen. I would dearly love to punch the kid from the advert until he was fucking powder, then use the powder to choke the boy who did the voice dubbing, then run over his corpse in one of those fucking cars using all the features. I would rape the dad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 What is the word starting with P that has been blocked by the swear filter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 P R I C K Y 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Porky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 Madbid advert, nosey b*****d postman makes me want to put my foot through the tele. Delivery! c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 I saw an awful car one yesterday when a wee p***ky boy was talking to his neighbour over the fence about his motor. It was badly dubbed and the kid's voice was exceptionally annoying. He was also a cheeky wee f**k and was reeling off a list of pishy features and asking if the neighbour had them in his car. He then said "Didn't you want them?" before his dad came out and they fucked off for a drive, leaving the neighbour crushed and probably suicidal. My vision darkened as rage overcame me and I screamed in fury at the world, devastated, confused and apoplectic that this advert could ever be allowed to happen. I would dearly love to punch the kid from the advert until he was fucking powder, then use the powder to choke the boy who did the voice dubbing, then run over his corpse in one of those fucking cars using all the features. I would rape the dad. ^^^Has the advert recorded and watches it, repeatedly, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The new BT adverts with that big Australian lassie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 The new BT adverts with that big Australian lassie. Shagging her would be like riding a brand new pair of corduroy breeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Samsung Suhd TV......child molesters in various colours.....eh....naw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 In the unlikely event I'm ever on oak furniture land why would I ask if there was any veneer if you have made it abundantly clear there isn't any. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 That new Tesco advert with Ben Miller is making a strong case for this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Dougal McGuire Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Am I too thick? You're a pizza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 There's so much fun in toffee-fee Or whatever its called. Utter shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Am I too thick? You're a pizza. "Mamma Mia, no". Apparently Italian accents are ones we can still make fun of. Has Anthea Turner been binned already? I've noticed the latest Health Lottery ads don't show her and it's not her voiceover. Didn't take them long to realise their error. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Hungry House Dot Co Dot Yoo Kay No takeaway in the country produces food that looks like that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 30, 2015 Share Posted October 30, 2015 All adverts for bingo websites 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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