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They could also make them a bit more realistic. I would suggest:

You're probably going to die very shortly, unlucky. However, you can prepare yourself for this by...

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That fucking tripadvisor dog that says 'book' in an incredibly annoying way. Drown it.

Quite annoyed by Rita Ora going 'haysooz a baby need you, haysooz a baby need you' in every ad break too. Drown it.

Eta - I see my point about these two has already been made

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The advert for AO.

The wifie declares a disaster as she has to bake a cake for her daughters school and the fridge has broken.

How the f**k is this a disaster? just eggs and flour surely.

Then the fridge arrives and the stupid bint fills it with salad, what about the cake you fucking airhead?

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That car advert where they tell the kid he can get an ice cream when they stop for petrol. The dad's smug smile near the end when they drive past the petrol station makes me want to break things. Hope the boy called childline on them when they got home.

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The advert for AO.

The wifie declares a disaster as she has to bake a cake for her daughters school and the fridge has broken.

How the f**k is this a disaster? just eggs and flour surely.

Then the fridge arrives and the stupid bint fills it with salad, what about the cake you fucking airhead?

At least if they had her replacing a broken oven then they story would make sense.

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That Go Daddy advert is a pain in the arse. Never off the tele. There was a shocker of a Mac B advert I saw recently and the camp Scottish accent off one of c***s voicing it was extremely painful listening. Wouldn't expect anything less from though from a company with more financial trouble than your average Scottish Football Club.

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Literally every Aviva advert Paul Whitehouse has been in.... and there are hundreds.

Do not Diss Whitehouse he is a comedy god!!!!

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The Royal Navy recruitment advert annoys me. The type of 'cool' advert the blast at full volume pre-movie when you go to the cinema.

"I was born in (forgot where), but I was made in the Royal Navy".

f**k off.

Scunthorpe I'm sure

Awful advert.

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The advert for AO.

The wifie declares a disaster as she has to bake a cake for her daughters school and the fridge has broken.

How the f**k is this a disaster? just eggs and flour surely.

Then the fridge arrives and the stupid bint fills it with salad, what about the cake you fucking airhead?

I have watched this again and she smells the milk, how often do people in that household go to the fridge?

If the fridge breaks down you would notice it within half a day.

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Any of the Quorn adverts. Specifically 'pwactice pwotein' one.

Just do one with your tasteless polystyrene meat substitute

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Ringo Starr selling Sketchers shoes. Back to Thomas The Tank Engine you old scouse c**t.

Who thought Ringo Starr and shoes were a match? The ad man must have been out his tits.

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"did you hear the one about the scotsman , the englishman, the irishman and the German?"

"no."

"they paid full price for festival tickets. "

" full price? Ca-lassic"

Just shoot me.

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Who thought Ringo Starr and shoes were a match? The ad man must have been out his tits.

Who thought Ringo Starr and drums were a match?

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There's an advert for We Buy Any Car that has a bitter old man sitting on a couch talking about everything he hates with so much venom you think he's going to have a stroke there and then.

Then he mentions WBAC and breaks into a gurn/smile that makes you want to smash the tv;

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