Miguel Sanchez Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 Dr. Squatch 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 21, 2022 Share Posted July 21, 2022 24 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Dr. Squatch Yes. And not just because the adverts are annoying. There's a general trend of manufacturers trying to create a market for problems that don't exist. "Artificial" soaps that don't smell manly enough, aye? Air Up is another one, going full conspiracy theory about soft drink manufacturers lying about...well, something, let's not focus too much on that, but they bloody well are, and the answer is to sniff some air freshener while drinking water. That'll show 'em. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 Asda, school uniforms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 3, 2022 Share Posted August 3, 2022 Ocado adverts still appearing on my telly when I watch C4 or Sky. I did question them on twitter as to why Scotland was excluded and was given the answer "we don't have any distribution centres in Scotland" which is a fucking lie as every other supermarket does. So, Ocado you racist xenophobic cunts...get tae fuck off of my telly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 Bingo Blitz. "Entertainment purposes only. You cannot win money or prizes. In app purchases". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 There have been banners for "Zenb Pasta" on the Subway for the past few weeks. It's made from yellow peas. I've started seeing adverts for it on the telly so I looked it up: https://zenb.co.uk/collections/gluten-free-pasta/products/zenb-spaghetti Nine pounds for six hundred and seventy eight grams of spaghetti. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 The Pure Cremations ad. Mainly because of the actor. I hate him, can’t stand his face or his stupid hair and the way he says “My lot know how to party” when going into what looks like a nursing home wake. Complete heads gone moment when it comes on tv. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Anything featuring Dean from Ragingbullbiltong, or Indeed. I need Indeed, no you need a Surgeon to reverse your frontal lobotomy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 This c**t was back on my telly last night. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 9, 2022 Share Posted August 9, 2022 On 07/08/2022 at 06:21, Jambomo said: The Pure Cremations ad. Mainly because of the actor. I hate him, can’t stand his face or his stupid hair and the way he says “My lot know how to party” when going into what looks like a nursing home wake. Complete heads gone moment when it comes on tv. The c**t's doing Verisure Alarms as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 The Met Police ad on C4 which makes joining the sexist, racist, homophobic force look like you'll be appearing in the next Jed Mercurio drama. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 That patronising hipster that tells people they're too stupid to possibly comprehend the incredible cleverness of his genius job, which turns out to be "working for Renault". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Thinking of signing up with Cat Guardians. Not that I actually have a cat, but I'd like to think of the buggers wasting their time trying to find it if I snuff it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 On 23/07/2022 at 23:46, Miguel Sanchez said: Asda, school uniforms. I still physically recoil when this is on the screen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 VW Taigo. I wonder if they'll change the name for the Irish market. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted August 28, 2022 Share Posted August 28, 2022 The Intel laptop ad or the Singing truck diver in the McDonalds add are really bugging me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Sorry, I've already mentioned this, but YouTube are absolutely pummelling me with that Wild deodorant commercial with the wanking woman getting cumblocked by the polar bear she's been shagging. Every. Single. Ad Break. I appreciate they've read my search history and figured this would be pursuant to my interests, but at this point I'd burn down the Wild headquarters just so I don't have to hear about stinky salmon girl ever again. f**k YouTube for removing the option to block specific adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Patterson Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 On 19/08/2022 at 09:16, Arch Stanton said: VW *****o. I wonder if they'll change the name for the Irish market. Also the women's drives with an eyepatch, isn't that illegal given you'd have no depth perception 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 13 minutes ago, Ray Patterson said: Also the women's drives with an eyepatch, isn't that illegal given you'd have no depth perception No. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Golden God Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Vodafone one with the woman giving birth and the paramedics on the phone to a midwife. Why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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